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A maxim about restraining anger.

Don't give up hatred, hatred, affection, lust, delusion, anger, anger. We often do this in life. After we get it, we complain that we can't get enough satisfaction. Maybe only after we lose it can we realize how lucky we were to have it. -Stone's "Little Monk's Rice Porridge House" 2

From the beginning, he knew, but that's all. -soothing Chen's "Say"

Wish me loneliness and happiness.

Emotion is a strange thing. It can break through the incredible boundaries and take root in the gap between rocks and clouds. -soothing Chen's "Say"

Seven signature wishes

As soon as I sign my wish, I will pray for Tianan, the weather is all right, and God and people wish. There is no earthquake, no noise, no worries, the sky is clear and the smog disappears. Second, sign a wish to pray for world peace, national prosperity and national security, domestic expansion, no greed and no black, and the Chinese dream will flourish. Sign three wishes, pray for Chang 'an, with white hair and rosy cheeks, as in those days, there was no disease, no pain and no trouble, and pine and cypress lived longer than Nanshan. Four vows, pray for the safety of friends, care for each other's courage, intimacy, intimacy. More money, more joy and more feasts, all goes well. Five vows, I wish you peace, deep valleys and orchids, and flowing water meets mountains. Yahai is a neighbor, so there is no need to talk about each other. Sign vows, pray for peace of mind, peace of mind, and often practice bodhi. Avoid impatience, anger, gloom, and calm waves. Sign seven wishes, pray for children's safety, be funny with you forever, and wag your tail happily. Lively, clever and a little stubborn, it is the most pitiful to raise it for seven years. I feel that many times, we will think that poor life and frustrated life are the main reasons why our dreams deviate from the course. In fact, success may do more harm to dreams than failure, and dreams will be lost under the traction of desire. We walked happily on the road to success and forgot our original dreams in joy.

They huddled in a corner of the history book and wrote down their lives in a few words. -Release your anger.

There has never been the Monkey King or Journey to the West. There are five disciples, in fact, only Tang Yan, and the other four are Tang Yan's demons. The hardships on the way are actually the inner tempering of Tang Priest. Keep your heart, you are Wukong, keep your horse, and you become a dragon. If you abstain from greed, lust and anger, you will be enlightened, your body and mind will be pure to Buddha, and your heart will be in the west.

The wind blowing in the distance, walking on the sand. Nostalgia is my message. No foreshadowing, no need to continue, but I suddenly thought of you in the afternoon. Gazing is sitting.

This is a game. Whoever misses first loses! Lost. I ~ hope ~ means ~ I can't quit you alone. I can't write about love since you left. Say hello just because I thought of you today. There is no bedding, I don't want to render, and I'm not sure if I will think of it again tomorrow. Please forgive my suddenness. You woke me up, but you were smart and didn't know it. Unfortunately, my vividness died before dawn. Love is easy, in this indescribable autumn. Early autumn gives people the impression that it seems to be the torture of undeclared love. It is always annoying and pleasant to be occasionally mixed with a little cool breeze in the heat wave of the sun. I conceived an outline, and then I thought very hard and did it loosely. Dream, start from the irregular edge of rough cotton cloth and walk with Sashiko's honest needle. It turns out that life is like running water, which can only be integrated and cannot be separated. -soothing Chen's "Say"

The love in the harem is a fixed pattern, with no exceptions and no surprises, which is not worth looking forward to. -soothing Chen's "Say"

When we learn to look at problems from a distance properly, maybe we will find that many things that were once dazzling are no longer annoying.

And we stand far away and still can't open our hearts. What should we do? The answer is naturally: stand further. -Interpretation of Chen's "The Little Monk's Rice Porridge House" I know that my brother may not be the emperor admired by the world, because people will always remember great achievements, not the blood flowing behind them.

Ruyi knew that someone might be moved by his brother, although he just huddled in a corner of the history book and wrote down his life in a few words. -release the anger of "Ruyi Shuo". For the first time, the play is in the picture, and the tears are stained with cinnabar. Who can restore me to the best state in the world and turn me into pale water? Second, the clothes are angry and the eyebrows are like flowers. Who can restore my glory and allow me two sleeves of fireworks? III Jinglan cassock, Buddha lamp Luo Cha. Who can reply to my red line and let me ride around the world? Four generations of Yulou pipa, life is like fine sand. Who can redeem Lu Fanghua and give me a wild bridge? The fifth generation has a clear face and white hair, and the water disappears in an instant. Who can return me to the field and make me foggy in Dongli? Leng Cha, the sixth Danqing, was silent day and night. Who can give me some wax at night so that I don't have time to see the bright moon? In the seventh century, the bones were blown by sand and the mountains and rivers collapsed. Who can help me give up anger and killing and make me a peach blossom? West Western jackdaw, the eighth west window, alone. Who can revive my dream of mulberry anesthesia and make me forget my acacia? Nine generations of grass and green tiles, the sea has become a reality. Who can marry me in red makeup and allow me to spend a day before and after? The tenth old grave is brightly lit and flowing water burns flowers. Who can send me back to my grave and make me carefree?

The classic in the lyrics says: I can quit smoking, but only you and I can't.

1. "I don't have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich" —— Netease Cloud Music —— Guo Xu's hot comment "Don't look for it"

2. In the final analysis, I am neither the Monkey King nor the supreme treasure. After all, I became a group of people under the city wall, watching others' love and chewing my youth —— A hot comment on Netease Cloud Music Lu Guanting's The Love of My Life.

3. You don't know how much people who laugh at you like you —— Comments on Netease Cloud Music "Like You"

Tetris tells us that if you adapt, you will disappear-a hot comment by Evan, Netease Cloud Music.

5. It's easy to feel that you must be lonely through the screen:) —— Comments on Netease Cloud Music "You are someone else"

6. The biggest misunderstanding between us is that I thought you liked me —— Comment on Netease Cloud Music "One of My Taoist Friends"

7. Boys won't be nice to you for no reason. They either have a crush on you or your friends —— Comments on Joker Xue's Ambiguity by Netease Cloud Music

8. I can love you to death, but I can't be ashamed of myself. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music "Walking Horse"

9. It is said that the first person who smiles at you at the beginning of school will have a good relationship with you-Netease Cloud Hot Review "School Season"

10. I can hate you only if you live well. I don't even know whether I should hate you or hug you if your life is bad —— Netease Cloud Music —— A hot comment on Chen Hongyu's Ideal 30.

1 1. Why is there such a human misery as "I want to see you" in this world-from Netease Cloud Music-A hot comment on this lady's Moon.

12. I advise you to like me as soon as possible, so as not to waste time-a hot comment on Netease Cloud Music "Nice to meet you"

13. I think the coolest time for girls is when there is no one they like-how are you?

14. "If you like this kind of thing, even if you cover your mouth, you will run out of your eyes"-Netease Cloud Music Hot Review "A Manual for Rebuilding a Broken Heart"

15. Girls are really the cutest creatures in the world. What can I do but spoil them? -Netease Cloud Music Zhou Dongyu's Comments on "The Imperfect Girl"

16. I hope my ideal is still there at the age of 30, and I won't wake up lonely-a hot comment on Netease Cloud Music's Ideal 30.

17. New friends don't know the old temper, but old friends don't know the new life. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music's "Best Bad Friends"

18. I'd rather run and be knocked down countless times than behave myself all my life-a hot comment on Netease Cloud Music's Stubbornness

19. May you die of a broken heart just because you think of me many years later. -Netease Cloud Hot Review "Tell You Quietly" Christine

20. Are boys who wait for girls to take the initiative a fool? -Netease Cloud Music Hot Review "If Love Can Speak Earlier"

Zhu Bajie's love letter

Dear moth: Hello!

Hum, hum, I wander in the long pigsty. Eager to meet a girl dressed as white as lilac. She has the temperament of lilac, and she has sighing eyes. This is the old me. Since I met you, I began to change my mind. No longer wandering in the pigsty, just waiting by the road you walked. If I can be seen by you, I will feel my glory.

What can you expect? That damn horse plague. He turned into you and tore my straight leg. A big fire burned down my fairy mirror cave house and treated me like a demon. Threaten me to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. You know, why don't we know some people in Chinese characters? It doesn't matter. He wants us to pick something to lead the horse. Look, we are behind the horse. I don't know how many winters and summers have passed, and finally I have arrived in the Western Heaven. Fortunately, I was merciful and was appointed as the messenger of the altar. Finally, I can stop worrying about reincarnation and hell.

It's just that I've always held a grudge: that damn Po Hou burned my fairy house. Makes me homeless. We are all immortals, but we have no home. What chagrin and regret! You know, Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist attraction. The local government invested tens of millions to worship those monkeys as monkey parents. If we stay in Fuling Mountain, there must be a group of piglets, don't you think ~!

Look at us, although we are subject to the incense of others, we must protect them! Are immortals also called immortals? Jiro Shinji lives in Guanjiangkou, listening to music but not to announcements. Hericium erinaceus lives in Guo Hua. I just lost my old pig, homeless and naked. Poor thing! I wonder if your Guanghan Palace can accommodate you?

Our old pig is ugly, but his heart is kind! I am ugly, but I am gentle! What a good man! Of course, you can't just do face work. You can't just make the surface smoothness of donkey dung eggs. We have the strength and brains to bear hardships, and are not selfish, which is much better than that of the post-80s generation. Choosing us is of course the first choice. How can you just pay attention to men's appearance like those idle girls? You say so!

How can you bear to listen to me sing "The Big Man is Difficult"? How could you have the heart to let me sing a love song? When the moon is full of yin, people have joys and sorrows. How can you make me despair while waiting? I have been waiting for a long time! How can you let me wander alone?

Io, you won't, you won't. This is not your character.

Tonight, the moon is full, and the old pig only envies Yuanyang but not immortals. Eo, the old pig saw it again, and saw your graceful posture. I read your poem. It's not my fault that I'm ugly I don't think you have a result.

Eo, follow the Tang Priest, and we old pigs can also write poems. Although not as good as Tang Priest's, it is still a great progress! Do not believe me to write to you:

Gently, I'm leaving.

When I came softly

I waved my hand gently.

Say goodbye to the western clouds.

Io, don't laugh at me when you see it. You know, it took me 120 thousand courage to write this love letter: leave this love letter with a good reputation and live in heaven like a human being.

Io, you are tired! Then write here first: wish people a long time and sleep for a day.

Lust, Caution Classic Quotations

Underground Party: Now you just need to keep tying him in a trap, if necessary.

Wang Jiazhi: What do you think this trap is? My body? Who do you think he is? He knows more about fakes than you do. He not only wants to drill into my body, but also drills deeper and deeper into my heart like a snake. I had to let him in like a slave. Only by staying faithfully in this role can I enter his heart. Every time he makes me cry, he can be satisfied. He can feel himself alive. In the dark, only he knows that all this is true.

Underground Party: All right, don't say any more.

Wang Jiazhi: Why? Why is this? I can also torture him to death, and I will continue until I am exhausted and I collapse!

Underground Party: Enough!

Wang Jiazhi: Every time at the end of his body, I wonder if it's time for you to go in and shoot him in the back of the head, and then his blood and brains will spray all over me.

Underground Party: Shut up!

Wang: Never mind! Yi Taitai

Yi: Tell Lao Cao to pick her up and take her to the doctor. She said she had a headache just before she came out. I think it is playing cards!

Wang: Wheat doesn't like me playing cards either. He always quarrels with me. How much fun do men have outside? What do you mean by woman? Besides shopping, they only play cards. It's polite to play cards, but I'm locked in at home. (Wang Jiazhi first cut into the topic of men and women, and first touched on the unruly men and the oppression of women at home)

Yi: Did I bother you by calling today?

Wang: Oh, Maddy, he's not here. He went to Singapore, so all his friends came to accompany me. I'm afraid I'm bored!

Actually, he sent someone to watch me. You called me and I ran away. (Wang Jiazhi said that his man was not at home, which also hinted at the side he wanted to indulge.)

Yi: Really?

W: Well (the word well means many things, including obedience to mr. yi).

I'd rather go out alone when I'm free. Not interested in anything you like (lonely)

I: What do you like? (Teacher Yi also started the test)

Wang: At the movies, Mai refused to accompany me, so I went alone. His friends are full of business, and none of them are interested in movies. (Hinting that mr. yi is with her)

Yi: I don't watch movies either.

Wang: mr. yi is a busy man. He should be free to watch movies.

Yi: Not really. Don't like dark places (inner fear).

Can I have some?

Wang: Have a drink with you. (obedience)

Yi: We don't know many people in Hong Kong, so we will often trouble you.

Wang: You're welcome. It's all trivial things.

Yi: Nothing is insignificant as long as you put your heart into it.

Wang: It seems that there are no guests. Here you are.

Yi: Because the food tastes terrible. But it's convenient to talk here and no one bothers me.

Is Mr. Mai busy at work?

Wang: I don't know what I'm busy with. I went to Singapore again these two days, but as long as men don't go home, it's okay anyway, isn't it? (Hint that mr. yi is outside, too. )

Yi: What's Mr. Mai's business? (It's still a security issue, I don't trust people around me)

Wang: Import and export, if you are so interested in wheat, I'll bring him to dinner next time. You men have more topics to talk about, and you can only talk about trivial things with women. (It means that the two of us are together. Why should we mention him and have a date? )

Yi: Rarely can I talk so easily.

The people I associate with are all prominent people in society, who talk about state affairs all day. I don't care what they stand for, I see the same thing in their eyes. (Wang Jiazhi has relaxed mr. yi, or moved mr. yi)

Woman: What? (looking for secrets, not forgetting your mission)

Yi: Fear!

What about you? You are different from others. You're not afraid, are you?

Wang: What about you?

Yi: You are smart, but you are not very good at gambling.

Wang: Yes! If you always lose, you will win (this one won't be ordinary, it won mr. yi's heart implicitly).