Talk about mood phrases.

1, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful girls are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

2. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. Catch every episode, but never eat it.

Since you are not allowed to fall in love, don't send out school uniforms, lest others say they are lovers' clothes.

5, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

According to a friend, a relative of one of his colleagues came to Xiamen and got on the bus. The man showed the electronic cartoon to the driver, looking for a place. The driver stopped him and said, "Look at the card". He picked up the E comic and read aloud: "Xiamen E comic ~ ~". The driver said, "Look over there". This man is actually.

7. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

8. Not every sentence of sorry can give you a sentence that doesn't matter, sometimes it's a slap.

9. My brother-in-law is a doctor in a mental hospital. Today, a patient squatted in the corner and said he was cold. Then my brother-in-law drew a sun on the wall, and a few minutes later the patient suffered from heatstroke.

10, report card-the third child who destroys family harmony.

1 1, twinkling stars, foxes all over the sky.

12, if you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised. There are mitral valve, tricuspid valve, diaphragm sarcophagus and papillary muscle, but there is no you.

13, I was thinking that the action of the divine comedy "Fa Hai Don't Understand Love" with a grateful heart should not be more popular than Jiangnan.

14, I am such a good girl, you don't care, young man, do you like men?

16, my schizophrenia was cured, and now I and I are living well.

17, teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

18, mom: "honey, mom is going to work, can you sing a song for mom?" Son: "What song to sing?" Mother: "Bless mother, of course." Son: "Sister, you go forward boldly ..."

19, Mozzie, when will you go to the meeting and stop sucking blood and liposuction?

20, this is his first robbery, slightly nervous, he kept repeating: "Miss, robbery." Suddenly, he saw a woman standing at the intersection. He got up the courage to go forward: "Miss …" Before the words were finished, the woman slapped him: "Your mother is the lady!" Trembling with fear, he said, "Yes, I'm sorry, I fought and robbed." The woman slapped him again: "Your mother is the big sister!" "

2 1, I am in the public toilet, and my husband is waiting outside. If I miss Doby, he will send him a message: "Husband, what should I do if I drop my mobile phone in the toilet?" Husband came back: "Is shit sending me a message?" ……

22. In those years, when the whole class handed in their homework, one of them was wrong, and the whole class was wrong.

23. Once you eat in a restaurant, you can order songs in the lobby. While eating, the host's sweet voice came from the stereo: "This is a song that Teacher Zhang ordered for everyone. I wish you good luck!" The host paused for five seconds and then said, "It's a pity it wasn't you."

24. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

25. Crossing the road in Chinese style means that enough people can walk regardless of the traffic lights.

Talk about the best qq

1, please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

2. I'm dead, this is purely a fake corpse.

3. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. ...

4. Others have no dead ends in 360, and I have no dead ends in 360.

5. Don't forget to shit when you eat shit.

6, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

7. If it's bad for me, I'll curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

8. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

9. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

10, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

1 1. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

12, men want three legs and women want mineral water.

13, well, dysmenorrhea is really awesome.

14, what's wrong with you being a gangster? Shit, I'm not joining the party?

15, women are not bad, men don't love them, men are not bad, then there will be descendants!

16, life is too short to be sexy.

17, since ancient times, whoever has not died, the bitch died first and then I died!

18, stab your leg when you have a stomachache, and your stomach will stop hurting!

19, you must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

20, class, this physics, sorry, continue next class.

2 1, failure is not terrible, the key is whether he succeeds or not?

22, there is no cow dung in the world, why unrequited love!

23. Wang Ying, I have liked you for four years before I know it. Today, I want to tell you: Would you like to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

24. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

27. When you speak ill of me, will you stop embellishing it? You think this is cooking?

28. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

29. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Mood phrases are the most talked about.

1. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

One day, a beautiful little girl ran up and said, "Brother, you are so handsome." I slapped her twice, damn it!

4, self-abandonment, self-pity, selfishness, self-sufficiency, self-promotion, self-boasting, self-directing, self-entertainment, self-sufficiency and freedom.

5. I decided to take the temperament route in the future ... although I sell pork.

Dear, I have a toothache, because every time I miss you, I feel very sweet, so I have a tooth decay.

7. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

I have repeatedly stressed that you should keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

9. Every cautious man will put the fast broadcast icon in my document favorites.

10, if I go down one day, remember, I'll come up for you.

Say you 2B, I feel sorry for that pencil.

12, will you stop it? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

13, Q: Would you like to marry actress Aoi sora or virgin Xifeng? Nonsense, would you rather share the cake with others or keep a piece of shit for yourself?

14, I just met a mistress who robbed her husband in the public toilet. Nima, hold it for a long time and drink a gorgeous sentence: you still have the face to shit!

15, if you are well, it will be fine. According to the weather, you should hang up. ...

16, if you want to forget him but you can't forget him, just put his photo in black and white, buy a photo frame, put it in your bag, take it out when you miss him, and then tell yourself that he is dead.

17, "Your sister" is a good girl, sharing a lot of sadness for "Your mother"!

18. When aliens invade the earth, the first thing to stop them should be the fragrant milk tea that flies around the earth ten times.

19, upper-class people always like to do some dirty work.

20. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

2 1. I wanted to eat my sadness one by one, but I became fat one by one.

22. What age is it? There is no sense of hooliganism at all.

23. When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.

24. "What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot, my ass is burning red, and I am in the mood to whistle!"

25. Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

Talk about the most awesome space

1. I dreamed that my boyfriend died and I cried. When I woke up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all and cried even more.

You can't dislike summer just because you have been bitten by mosquitoes. You can't stop believing in love just because you love the wrong person.

3. I am getting farther and farther on the road of two barren places, and I can't find the route to call Miss.

Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

5. Where there is flash, there is my appearance.

6. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties.

7, news broadcast is awesome, even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a news completely.

8, a small hand shakes, experience comes to hand. Take the soy sauce and walk with your head down.

If you don't work hard now, what will my son do in the future?

10, I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early to say good night to me.

1 1, I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.

12, I tried to drown my loneliness with alcohol, but I learned to swim.

13, I'm a simple-minded person, and I just want to marry a terminally ill rich second generation, and live my life flatly.

14, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.

15, I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

16, why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and only one person makes a decision when you are apart?

17, it doesn't hurt after the pain, and some will only be a cold heart.

18, there is no beautiful face, no one will pay attention to your heart.

19, time, across the fingertips in the blink of an eye. Youth in the moment of turning around, after a fleeting time.

20, I always bow my head in class, the teacher asked me why, I calmly replied that sinking back again, I suddenly thought of home!

2 1, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely make your IQ low, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

22. Of the three girlfriends, one always feels redundant and one always feels embarrassed.

23. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect your mood?

24. Women's tears are all water in their heads. When the water is dry, they will gradually become mature and smart.

25. If you point at me again, I promise to leave you four fingers.

26. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

27. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I like studying, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework?

28. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she annoy me in menopause?

29. Teacher, just tell me which parent you like, and don't bother to hold parent-teacher conferences all the time.

30. The zombie opened my skull excitedly and left in disappointment.

3 1, many times, it is not happy to see too much, but rather naive and heartless.

32. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of millions of cells living only for you.

34. Copy the most advanced answers, and it will take a long time.

35. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, Ang, I order you, scum, to break the seal.

36, don't always linger in the past memories, yesterday's sun, drying today's clothes.

37. Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite of your meal.

38, can't cry is a monster, just cry is a waste.

39. I am dead, purely a fake corpse.