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Three good friends

Panda, pumpkin and dinosaur are Steven's three stuffed animals. These three plush toys are very good friends and often laugh and chat together. However, their owners do not love them as much as they do. The owner's favorite is the panda. The panda is chubby and cute. The owner also loves pumpkins. The pumpkins smile with big mouths and are very happy. As for the dinosaurs, The owner can think of her when fighting. The dinosaur is brave in battle, can breathe fire, and is a strong warrior. This is all the owner's opinion. The three friends look very cute to each other. They get together whenever they have free time. Sometimes they play hide-and-seek games, sometimes they sunbathe together, sometimes they eat and drink together, and talk. Make wisecracks and make everyone laugh and be happy every day.

The dinosaur has been a little unhappy recently because his owner didn't take him out to play. Last time I traveled and stayed in a hotel, the host brought pandas, pumpkins, and even ugly fish heads, but not the little dinosaurs. How wonderful it is to travel, where you can see mountains and rivers, eat delicious food and drink, and see new things and new people. For this reason, the little dinosaur was depressed for several days. Little Pumpkin told him a lot of jokes before he gradually became happy.

Today the little dinosaur was unhappy again because his owner and his father went out for a boating trip. Wearing a life jacket and playing in the water with a scull on the Ruhr River, what a joy it was. Dinosaurs can spray water and fire. If you drink a full belly of water from the Ruhr River, you will definitely be able to spray out a big waterfall, and maybe even make a rainbow shine in the sun. From the day the owner bought the boat, the dinosaur was eager to play in the water. But, but, the owner did not take him, nor the pumpkin, but only a panda. The dinosaur was very angry about this, why is it always the panda? Why do pandas always do good things? They sit on the owner's table when eating, hide in the owner's messenger bag when traveling, and sleep on the owner's bed when sleeping. Why didn't I go? The dinosaur was very angry. After the panda and its owner left, the dinosaur and the pumpkin were fuming at home. They didn't like anything and didn't talk to the pumpkin. The pumpkin asked him to go out and make hot cocoa, but he didn't go and lay alone. The mattress was sulking.

The panda went boating with his owner, not to mention how happy he was. He always had a smile on his naive face, and laughed "hehehe, hehehe" from time to time in his black nose. When he got on the boat, the owner put on a life jacket made of a red hat and asked him to lie on the side of the boat and watch the water and waves. When a big ship was passing by, waves came over and threw the ship up and down. It was very scary. The panda was so frightened that his face turned black. Fortunately, there were not many big boats, but there were many rowing boats. The paddles slapped the water surface with a "pat, pat" sound, which scared the swans in the water and made them fly.

There were a few swans playing and playing in the river. When a boat came over, the swans spread their wings to flap the air, stepped on the river with their feet, and took off little by little. Finally, he rose up from the waves, flew into the air, and turned to the nearby woods. Looking up at the sky, there are several fat birds flying clumsily in pairs. They are swans. There is also a bird with huge wings and a long and thin body that soars in the sky. That is the eagle. The eagle flies higher than the green mountains.

The panda played in the water with its owner and played music. This happy day passed quickly. Both the panda and its owner were hungry, so they moored the boat and went ashore to prepare to go home for dinner.

The owner’s father called home, and the dinosaur answered the phone. The panda said, "Sir, let me tell the dinosaur, we are good friends." Dad said yes. The panda picked up the phone and said to the dinosaur, "Dinosaur, we are hungry. Let mom cook. Make more delicious food."

The dinosaur was still very angry, and he was also very angry with the panda. If you don’t have a good temper, “You know you’re hungry when you go out to play?”.

The panda said, "We are hungry. We rowed for five kilometers and went down the river without any effort. Moreover, the scenery along the way was beautiful, with green mountains and green water flowing quietly. I am really happy today." The dinosaur became even more angry when he heard what the panda said, because the dinosaur couldn't go out to play. He said angrily, "Go have fun, don't eat."

The panda heard that the dinosaur was speaking something wrong. How could he talk like that? How could he not let us eat? The panda also got angry and yelled at the dinosaur, "Why are you talking? Why don't you let me eat? If you say that again, I'll beat you up." The dinosaur said, "I will burn you black with a single burst of fire. Let's see if you are still arrogant." The panda said, "Wait a minute, I'll break your butt in half when you get back."

Both the dinosaur and the panda are talking harsh words. The dinosaur wants to burn the panda black, and the panda wants to beat the dinosaur's butt in two. Two good friends started to quarrel because they were both angry and trying to scare each other. Pumpkin heard it and ran over quickly, took the phone and said, "Panda, what's the matter?" The panda said, "We want to come back for dinner, but the dinosaur won't let us eat. It's so annoying." Pumpkin said, "The dinosaur can't go boating today because he's in a bad mood. I'll tell mom what you want to eat." Panda said "fried bean sprouts with shredded pork". Pumpkin said, "Stir-fried bean sprouts with shredded pork, okay! Come back soon." Pumpkin hung up the phone and told her mother to prepare a meal. The dinosaur was still angry, kicking the mattress with his feet and hitting the pillow with his head.

Pumpkin came over and took the dinosaur to the balcony to have hot cocoa. Pumpkin loves hot cocoa the most. He thinks lying on a chair, basking in the sun, and drinking a cup of sweet hot cocoa every day is the most beautiful thing in the world. Of course, you should also share the things you like with good friends. So, Pumpkin pulled the dinosaur over and gave him a cup of hot cocoa. He also held a cup. The two friends sat on the chairs and looked at the scenery in the small yard with their sunglasses on. It had just rained outside the window, the sky was blue, the roof was brown-gray, the windows were bright and clean, the grass was green, the flowers were blooming, the air was filled with the smell of green grass after the rain, and it felt very comfortable to the nose. Pumpkin especially enjoys this time.

The dinosaur doesn't like this very much. He is a little afraid of the sun and likes to hide under the big trees and eat grass in the shade. Pumpkin is his best friend. He comes as soon as his good friend invites him to come, and he is not comfortable in his seat.

The dinosaur took a few sips of the hot cocoa and smacked it in his mouth, feeling that the taste was just average. The sun was so strong that the dinosaur couldn't help but sneeze. A stream of brown soil came out of the dinosaur's nose! Pumpkin laughed and said, "Aren't you breathing fire? Why are you breathing earth?". The dinosaur fanned it with his hand and pushed the brown soil out of the balcony. He said, "This is not soil, it is cocoa powder." The pumpkin laughed with joy, "Haha, earth-spouting dragon!". The dinosaur said "Bring me some chili peppers and I'll breathe fire. Chili, not Paprika".

Pumpkin jumped off the stool, went to the refrigerator and took some red chili and gave it to the dinosaur. The dinosaur took it over and ate it. It tasted delicious. Pumpkin can see that dinosaurs eat well, and wants to have a taste. "Can I have a taste?" Pumpkin asked. The dinosaur said, "Of course you can, but you can only eat a little bit, a very small bit." Pumpkin thought that the dinosaur was not willing to share, "Just a little bit, I'll just lick it and not eat it. I'm a cheapskate." The dinosaur didn't take it seriously and broke off some of it and gave it to the pumpkin, who licked the chili pepper. That’s really spicy! Pumpkin's tongue felt hot and painful, as if it had been pricked by a needle. Pumpkin's whole face turned red. The pumpkin is no longer orange, but red, like a tomato.

This time it was the dinosaur's turn to laugh, "Tomato and pumpkin, ho ho!". When the dinosaur laughed, a plume of smoke came out of its nose. The dinosaur knew that it was time to spit out fire, so he opened his big mouth and let out a long roar, and a tongue of fire spurted out from the dinosaur's mouth. This time it's really a fire-breathing dragon.

The two friends played on the balcony for a long time, both laughing and happy. The previous unhappiness disappeared, and the dinosaur was no longer angry with the panda. When the panda opened the door and returned home, the dinosaur walked over and picked up the panda and kissed it. The panda felt his face was so hot. Why is it so hot? Because the dinosaur's mouth breathed fire and it was still hot. The three friends started playing together again. They all went to the bedroom and listened to the panda telling stories on the river.