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Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people like to listen and ghosts like to listen.

I don't scold you because I don't want to praise you, okay?

I love you very much. From that day on, the world belongs to you completely. Love is buried in my diary, my world still belongs to you.

We are always lonely. Just need company. No need to fall in love.

My life is up to me, not to heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save cloth for my country.

I still have the ambition of love, and tonight is endless. No one will see me kissing the air.

I want to find a way out for my soul Maybe the road is too far and there is no home, but I can only walk.

I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.

If love is mixed with calculations that have nothing to do with itself, it is not true love.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up. When tears come down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding. Quarrel with the person you love and tell the truth to strangers. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Or you can all listen to me. Or I can listen to all of you. This is the only principle for two people to get along.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Fool, the whole world knows who I am doing this for, and only you keep asking me why I am doing this. Why? oh Just because I can be loved by you!

Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

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Hearing a name and thinking of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

It's all water. Why is it filled with alcohol? They are all perverts, so why pretend to be sheep!

I lured an almond out of the wall because the garden couldn't be closed in spring.

Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

My guest, please respect yourself. Daughters only sell themselves, not entertainers.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Don't wait for everyone to say you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly!

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My guest, please respect yourself. Daughters only sell themselves, not entertainers.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with humble people.

It's all water. Why is it filled with alcohol? They are all perverts, so why pretend to be sheep!

Give me an oil well, and I will create a climax for the earth!

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

Brother, I'll throw a brick first. Fight if you have jade.

A fat man claimed that he was not a clown.

Fools wait for death, wise men wait for money.

It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

The intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Give me an oil well, and I will create a climax for the earth!

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them.

Grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

In any case, either make mistakes or cooperate.

The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

I'm too busy to know what to do.

If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

Life is like a journey, you may capsize somewhere.

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The man in the dream wakes up and walks up to him.

Brother is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness.

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I have been reluctant to tell you. I always have a feeling in my heart that we can't be apart in this life.

I am even more afraid of seeing such a bottomless funeral under his nose.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Loneliness is a physical form, and feeling loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Listen to you, hang the southeast branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

Even without distance, love is a long-distance race.

Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.

1. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. Will you give up? Do you flinch when it is full of thorns? Will a rotten person lock his heart? That girl, are you a loser?

After many years, you will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

3. Are you qualified to talk to your sister about loving you?

The happiest thing is to share every bit of ordinary life with you every day.

Sometimes, when two people are separated, they realize how much they want to be together # #

6. If a woman is willing to go all out, she will definitely go further than a man. -br。 grandpa

7. Dare to say that you love me-dare to say that you only love me-dare to say that you only love me forever-

8. Time can dilute everything.

9. In this materialistic and impetuous era, no one will care what you think, and no one will pay attention to what you do. Before you make achievements, you should endure the loneliness that afflicts your soul, correct the tendency of cynicism, and resist the temptation of frequent sniper fire.

10, there is no if in life, only consequences and results.

1 1, you can't expect everyone to understand you, it will make you look like a bargain.

12, all victories are insignificant compared with the victory of conquering oneself.

13, strength determines everything, and it is also the only way to stop doubters.

14, valentine's day ... flowers, diamond rings, clothes, hugs ... friends, all out ~ just say goodbye, happy single ~

15, upstream, all dangerous beaches, sometimes demons come in and out, cloaks are frosty, thorns are cut, and summer flowers are different in June.

16, I worked so hard to slap someone in the face at school for my son in the future, and the other person asked for 1 10,000 yuan, so I can take out 20,000 yuan and call another one.

17, there are two ways to grow up, one is to understand, and the other is to forget what you can't understand and have no worries.

18, some people act as if they don't care about you, but actually care more about you than those who seem to care about you.

19, Tucao: I am always too involved in my feelings and always end up being the most injured one.

20. Teach my teacher. I'm sorry, I forgot everything you taught me-

2 1, learn to think, have a clear mind, understand your own smallness and avoid narcissism. Don't be strong in everything, because it's not as strong as you think!

22. The sadness at this moment is not for life, not for something, not for a place, not for someone, but for a kind of emotional parting and a kind of spiritual liberation!

23, in fact, the face is used to lose, otherwise more and more faces will become cheeky. . .

24. What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

Venus in the eyes of optimists is beautiful, Venus in the eyes of pessimists is disabled, and Venus in the eyes of realists is beautiful and disabled.

26. Just go forward boldly. Life has no chance to start again, and there is no pause to continue. In this world, many things are not as good or as bad as you think. Learn to look ahead and give yourself a firm; Learn to look back and brush away impetuousness. Raise your head in the storm; In glory, lower your heart.

I believe that as long as I work hard, I will not be worse than anyone else.

28. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there. _ _ _ _ for your good friend.

29. If I give up, I will suffer. If I continue, I will suffer more unknown pain.

30. A good man just doesn't play cool with his wife and doesn't make her jealous. He must give in when quarreling and insist on being beaten.

3 1, "Fish and Fish Truth" People who lie should also consider telling lies.

32. Time has stolen a lot of people around me, and it's true to save it for the last.

33. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?

34. Half the sky, you can go shopping today if you want, just don't go shopping crazily. 2, grasp the revolution, engage in production, our business you have the final say! Dear, Happy Women's Day! 3. You are such an asshole. What should I do if I use my mobile phone as a bomb to blow up the girls around me?

35. True friends are not afraid of not contacting each other.

36. If you treat things around you as demons, then you live in hell. If you treat everything around you as an angel, then you live in heaven.

37, the so-called impetuous, is that there are some things floating in the original calm heart, restless. This floating thing is nothing more than fame and fortune, lust for power and lust for profit. Like a fishbone in the throat, you can't spit quickly, like the original unobstructed trachea, which is stuck by a foreign body, causing persistent asthma, cough or sneezing.

38. Dad, I love you forever. Don't hurt him.

39. No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it; Give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than you think. .

40. No matter what you face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it; Give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than you think. (5 minutes)

4 1, I wonder how much the teacher cheated me for three years.

How you are now has nothing to do with me.

43. Never forget that you have a childlike innocence, keep your childlike innocence alive, and try to be sincere and interesting as much as possible. Fight against all boredom in the impetuous world with literature and art, childlike innocence, sincerity and interest, and always pursue beauty with distant dreams.

44. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be the most perfect ending in your life.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, the key depends on how you deal with them.

Life is sometimes frustrating, but you can try to make yourself happy.

47. Only those low-level people who envy you have time to do these little tricks behind your back.

48. Strength is for outsiders, weakness is for lovers.

49. From now on, clean up everything that should be handled and refuse everything that should be rejected. Don't let embarrassment hurt yourself. You should cherish everyone you meet in your life. Rain at the age of sixteen will not appear at the age of twenty-six. You are not confused, you are impetuous at best. Do what you are doing when you are particularly impetuous.

50. Why didn't I see the ribbon when I ate Dove?

5 1, there is only one way to choose, and that is the way to give up; There is only one way you can't refuse, and that is the road to growth.

52. You are the king of gold, the wood of rosewood and the stone of jadeite, and you can recycle garbage.

53. It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

54. Never give up on the people you love, especially those who push you away. Sometimes he just wants to test whether your love for him is firm.

55. In this city, wolf wealth and female appearance are both capital.

56. Going home is a beautiful thing, which can not only relax the mood, but also precipitate impetuousness and willfulness. Quietly reflect on what you want Man's greatest evil is that he dare not face himself. Let time prove that everything will get better and better as long as you try to be a brave girl. Happy Children's Day.

57, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

58. Today I changed my name to China, because you are both from China.

59. Let the world change you first, and then you change the world!

60, after several times, dispersed impetuous. Sprinkle a little sugar with mint water and black sesame seeds, full of childhood memories.

6 1, I always feel that I am not good enough. I am not perfect, but I am a complete self. Love to cry, love to laugh, love to make trouble.

62, 525. What's the pain now for the better in the future/*

63. Fight against all boredom in the impetuous world with an unfailing childlike innocence and sincerity, and always pursue beauty with distant dreams, so that you will never grow up. Happy holidays.

64. Cherish yourself in every adversity, because that is the driving force to move on.

65. To be tolerant of others, you can let go of your heart.

You see, I have loved you for so long after working for three minutes.

Just because you are happy doesn't mean that everything around you is perfect. It means you decided to ignore some minor flaws.

68. There is still a long way to go. You have to walk alone. You're on your own. Do it on your own. Instead of relying on anyone.

69. What a good temper! All because I like you.

70. If you don't want to be stung, unless you are in the minority.

7 1, don't underestimate my future work.

72. Happiness does not need luxury and luxury. Sometimes the more you want, the harder it is to be happy. Little people, small desires and small gratifications are great happiness.

73. Since the beginning of school, my waist has stopped hurting, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

74. The darkness is boundless, shoulder to shoulder with you.

75. come on Don't let life lose to your mood.

76. Nothing lasts forever ~

77.Lxz: No matter how close a friend is, he can't be wrong. He thinks he is very familiar. As a result, they were isolated.

78. There is a kind of appreciation, a kind of romance and simplicity.

79. I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife.

No matter how noble you are, I won't let you settle. Don't dispute with my children, hahaha.

8 1, you are resigned to your fate whether you live or die. If you are afraid, you lose.

82. It was impossible to learn at that time. I hope you are not too impetuous.

Companionship is the longest confession, and I will still be by your side after 50 years.

There are three selves in the world, one is looking forward to the future, the other is enjoying the present and the other is recalling the past.

It is better to take time to prove than to take time to explain.

86. Those who have given up will always give up.

87. Love is not looking for similarities, but learning to respect differences.

88. Some people show off their beauty because they want others to see them. Some people hide their beauty because they want others to read their hearts.

89. live high's simplicity, live high's infatuation that others can't understand, and live high's beautiful dream.

90. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

9 1, he left, and he walked so smartly; I should forget, too I completely forgot.

92. Winter melon, pumpkin and watermelon. Why are there no melons?

93. Life is a dagger, you should learn to stab it.

94. It's always a long time before I know that what I abandoned with my own hands will never be encountered again in the future.

95. Everyone has an abacus in his heart, and any reason will proceed from his own interests. Few people really don't care about gains and losses. For me, giving doesn't necessarily require returning. Generally speaking, the facts are thoroughly analyzed, and I'm tired of living. If I want to know if there are any organs in the water, I will know. If I knew, I would stop. It is not enough to find it and calm my impetuous mood!

96. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or freeze me to death with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat.

97. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future? for oneself

In 1998, the Tangshan earthquake lasted 23 seconds, 32 years.

99. I will be strong enough to make you feel bad.

100, the current society is too impetuous, and the focus is led by the media. Is it necessary to become a robot society without any ideas of your own?