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Chapter one hundred and twelve is youth
Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting didn't speak all night lessons, but fortunately they stopped crying.
When class was over, I turned to talk to them, but they didn't say anything.
The next night when I was studying by myself, Li Sisi finally talked to me and said, "Wang Cong, will you take us back to the dormitory later?"
I guess she is still in shock. Just say yes and I'll go with them.
When I walked to their dormitory, I apologized to them with some guilt and said, "I'm sorry I couldn't protect you today."
Li Sisi shook his head and said it wasn't my fault.
At this moment, Sun Xiaoting suddenly looked up at me and asked me, "Wang Cong, did you see everything today?"
I was shocked and super guilty. But I still pretended to be calm and said, "See? What do you see? "
Sun Xiaoting glanced at Li Sisi and then said to me, "Nothing, I'm glad I didn't see it."
I'm relieved. Fortunately, it was not seen through.
After arriving at their downstairs, Li Sisi suddenly stopped and looked at me. By the light, I saw that her eyes were a little red, and at that time she was heartbroken. To tell the truth, it's been almost a year, and I have a good relationship with her. Without her, I think I can suffocate this year.
I reached out and touched her face gently and said softly, "well, it's not a loss to be stripped by a girl." Besides, I didn't see it either. I want to see you all put down your clothes. "
Li Sisi's face softened. Say, "You've been thinking about this all day."
I smiled and told her not to be unhappy.
Li Sisi scoffed. Ask me: "Let me ask you something."
I just nodded and let her say it.
She hesitated for a moment, then said, "Is it true or false that Li Yutong said you promised to be her boyfriend?"
Shit, I was speechless at that time, so I quickly explained to her, "Of course it's fake, she's talking nonsense."
Li Sisi looked up at me and asked me, "Really?"
I nodded, very serious.
She breathed a sigh of relief. His expression lightened, and he said to me, "You mustn't say anything about us today. I know you have seen it all. "
"Ah?" Shit, she scared me. She noticed it then.
Sun Xiaoting also got a fright when he heard this. She let out a cry and asked me, "Wang Cong, I, I ... Did you see it? ! "Hugh Dicky.
Li Sisi blushed, gave Sun Xiaoting a push and whispered, "How dare you ask? You are the most concerned. "
I was so embarrassed that my face turned red in an instant. I quickly said, "Well, I have something to do. I have to go first. "
Then I turned and trotted away. Sun Xiaoting behind me let out a scream and shouted, "Wang Cong! You liar! Sex maniac! "
When I ran back to the dormitory, I found that my back was covered with cold sweat.
The tall, thin and fat brother was very excited and ran over to ask me if I saw anything during the fight in the afternoon. They were outside the window, across so many tables, and didn't see Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting stripped naked. They said I went in. I must have seen it all.
I scolded them for leaving here. I deliberately angered them and said, "I told you, I saw it all, but I didn't tell you."
Give them some gasoline. Putting me in bed is torture. I just can't stand it. I said I saw Sun Xiaoting's breasts, which were too big. No matter who hits on her, she will like it.
Fat brother and tall and thin two people got excited instantly, saying that they would chase her from tomorrow. Fat brother won tall and thin in guessing boxing, so fat brother came first.
Brother Pang said he had no experience and asked me to help him.
When I said to help your mother, I said it as if I had experience. Fat brother put me on the bed, used his fat ass as an arch and asked me, "Will you help me?" Help or not? "
I was crushed to death by him, and I quickly said, "Help, help, help."
When I went to the classroom the next day, Brother Pang prepared a love letter and asked me to give it to Sun Xiaoting. I was speechless at that time. I said, why do you want me to give you a seat behind her? Fat brother grabbed my neck and pulled it hard, saying it was to keep the mystery.
Mystery is my ass. I saw you as soon as I turned around. Stay mysterious.
But in the end, I respected his opinion. I gave the love letter to Sun Xiaoting when I was studying in the morning. She asked me who gave it to me. I said he was a super handsome guy, and Sun Xiaoting didn't say anything.
Sun Xiaoting threw the love letter back soon after reading it, saying, "Who will give it to you?". I have read this passage many times on the Internet. Tell him to copy something of quality next time. "
I was embarrassed then. Your mother's feelings are Baidu's. Fat brother heard it in the back, blushing and lying on the table without saying anything.
After school at noon, Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting still go to dinner with us. When I was walking on the road, I heard someone calling me. Looking back, it was Li Yutong. She came and grabbed my arm and said to Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting, "I warn you two to stay away from Wang Cong in the future. Why are you still with her? "
Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting looked at each other and said nothing.
I pulled my hand out of Li Yutong's with a smile and said to her, "Sister, don't bother me."
Li Yutong took my hand again and said, "What do you mean, I'm kidding you? You're my boyfriend, okay? Come on, I'll have dinner with you later. "
I was speechless at that time. Li Sisi summoned up his courage and said to Li Yutong, "People didn't promise to be your boyfriend at all, so why is it difficult for others?"
Li Yutong was suddenly unhappy and shouted at Li Sisi: "You want to find fans again, don't you?"
Li Sisi may be a little afraid of her and didn't speak. Li Yutong didn't argue with her again.
After we went to the canteen, Li Sisi and Sun Xiaoting sat with Fat Brother, Tall and Thin, and Old Joe. I sat with Li Yutong, and she kept bringing me food, which was very sweet.
I was in pain. Many people around me look at me, and some boys look at me in the wrong way. Maybe they are admirers of Li Yutong.
After dinner, I sent her out and told her not to come to me all the time. At this rate, I will become a public enemy of the school. After all, there are so many boys who like her.
Li Yutong took my arm and said, "What's the matter, are you scared?"
I said it's not fear, it's bad influence.
I saw her holding my arm and rubbing it, so I said to her, "Oh, stop rubbing it. My chest is so small that I can't feel it. "
Li Yutong kicked me in a rage, and I sent her back after talking and laughing with her.
After returning to the dormitory, the tall, thin and fat brother also said that I was very lucky. I said I'm not shallow. I'm in trouble. You two watch, and trouble will soon come to you.
Sure enough, I really thought of it right away. I didn't expect to find it so soon.
In the afternoon, when I went to physical education class, two classes of us went to class together, and one of them was a sophomore.
I was playing on the basketball court when a group of people came. I didn't notice. Our ball bounced off the court and was caught by one of them. I smiled and said to him, "Thank you, man."
As soon as I finished, he threw the ball to me and cursed: "Thank you for being paralyzed!" " "
I didn't take precautions. I twisted my body and let the ball hit me in the ribs. Shit, it hurts me.
I was angry at that time, and old Joe and the people in our class immediately gathered around. Fat brother and tall and thin people are still chatting nearby, and they all rushed over when they heard the noise.
I have seen the child who hit me with the ball. He is a sophomore. He used to be with textured head. He also took part in the fight with textured head, which was fierce. He refused to accept us because his ears were a little sharp. Just call him an ear.
Hearing so many people around us, my ears immediately showed a very scared posture and said, "Oh, so many people scared me to death."
Old Joe habitually raised his head, giving people a feeling of contempt. He looked at his ear and said, "Don't do that, you should do it quickly. I am your grandson if I can't hit you! "
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