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October 1st is very funny. Tell me about 1 October1day. Tell me about it.

I wish the people I love and those who love me a happy National Day.

On National Day, my teacher gave me a gift-a lot of homework.

The wind is rustling in Shui Han, and the National Day is coming to an end.

The teachers of those paper children gave us a mountain of homework on National Day. I wish us a happy National Day!

Say the important things three times. Is it necessary to have three important days? Can we have a three-week holiday on National Day?

Don't go on National Day! Come back anytime.

"I heard that rainy days go well with sports meetings." "I heard that the National Day and the monthly exam are more suitable." I feel that the world is deeply hostile to me.

Tell you a thunderbolt. In 2008, Tomb-Sweeping Day, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day were all weekends.

My second uncle sent a circle of friends this morning: Happy birthday to the motherland, we are all sons of the motherland. I evaluated him: the second brother is right!

7 days off on National Day? Trivial days occupy a week, make up lessons and do homework every day. I bought a watch last year.

I think I have a new type of amnesia today. The specific symptom is: "The memory of the previous seven days is blank, I don't remember what I did, and I don't know how to whew, so I went straight to1October 8." 」

Who still remembers the seven days of the National Day, and the traffic jam is also happy.

Don't talk about lollipops. I didn't even receive a stick on National Day.

Goodbye National Day, but I still can't bear to part with you.

National Day homework looked at me with begging eyes! I smiled and said to her, "Don't be silly, I won't touch you."

"National Day want to go out to play! Please introduce a place with few people! " "school" "?"

Are you ready for the dormitory tour on the seventh day of National Day?

Damn school, National Day won't let us have a good rest.

It's almost eleven o'clock again. I'm so worried! As soon as I travel, I feel that I lack a plane. As soon as I went out, I felt that I lacked a car. As soon as I picked up the phone, I felt it was time to change the Apple S. As soon as I washed my hands, I felt that I was missing a gold diamond ring.