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Talk about following the trend

1. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the skinny people who show off...

2. When reality slaps you, you should give it a slap. Palm

3. Do you know why you were cloned? Because you are in the public group

4. When others are showing off, I like to watch silently. It’s boring to expose them

5. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of a bad student.

6. Everyone has a problem. The more they like someone, the more they like to bully them

7. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid of my uncle strangling him to death in the middle of the night. You

8. A long-term contractual relationship established by both men and women on the basis of equality and voluntariness.

9. If you are willing to look back, you will definitely see me waiting for you to hold me in your arms

10. Life is like fighting landlords, those who were just a group will become enemies in the blink of an eye. .

11. What you want is not me but a kind of vanity. Only when someone cares do you stand out

12. It doesn’t matter, you don’t have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste

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13. You should put your daughter-in-law below your mother and above all women.

14. Even if you already have a wife, I will move you to another place. Come to me.

15. Meeting someone and then changing your life turns out to be a plot that is not unique to love

An excellent story about a satirical follower of a wind dog

1. Auntie and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child named Sanitary Napkin-

2. Sometimes, the faintly visible writing on the wall is someone’s little secret

3. I It was discovered that I have special powers. I can tell every time the gray wolf disguises itself as a sheep

4. I am very grateful to those who have appeared in my life and I remember you with all my heart;

5. People who have never stood still and waited will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without being able to bend their legs;

6. My dear, what I love is not your past, nor you. My family, all I love is you now

7. Is it interesting if you are cold, hot, hidden, or deep? Is it fun? Is it a bitch? Do you want a dog?

8. Doctor, what disease do I have? "Paralysis above the neck...Ah", what disease is that? "Brain disability"

9. When I have a fever at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet and going to school. If you sneeze when you are young, you will think it is late stage cancer.

10. The teacher said: Don’t fall in love prematurely, there will be better ones in the future. I want to say: I only want him, no matter how good the others are, I don’t want him.

11. Are you angry? If you are angry, I will not apologize to you, because I want you to feel what it feels like to be angry and have no one to comfort you.

12. If you start hiding your temper, hiding your thoughts from me, and are no longer happy by compromising, then why do you want to be friends with me?

13. Every time I see the word "haha" in a chat, I want to hold a water pipe One end is connected to the tap, and the other end is poked into your mouth to let you drink as much as you like.

14. I have met so many people, but why do you, who seems to be the most passerby, occupy such an important position in my heart;

15. You don’t have to be too showy. , is the natural fragrance of flowers.

Classic statements that satirize people's personality

1. If you praise me, I can roll around on the ground ten times

2. More I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

3. We have learned many sayings to cover up the scars that we do not touch

4. What others give us is only charity, and what we achieve by ourselves is called glory

5. Me I like to see how you can’t stand me but can’t get rid of me

6. I only have this little bit of stubbornness that can be called my advantage

7. The graduation photo is of me The most embarrassing photo I took but the most reluctant to part with.

8. Don’t show me your face, your face is not a color palette.

9. I want to put a red flag on your head to show that I have taken over you

10. The saddest love triangle I love staying up late and having dark circles under my eyes

11. If you fail, stand up again and keep moving forward – to yourself

12. Your eyes will bend into a bridge with laughter, but I can’t reach it

13 . We are all grown up now, so we can’t keep talking about breaking up with someone we are dating.