Seeking the text of "Eighteen Sorrow Tongues" of the opening board of Gao Feng's special performance in Degang Guo (once in the New Year)

Boss Gao's mouth is speechless. It's wonderful and unusual

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Leisure travel in four continents, people's hearts are like the Yangtze River flowing like water, the intersection between gentlemen and people is as light as water, while the friendship between villains is as light as water, and the honey is not enough. When making friends, you always learn from the three sworn relationships in Taoyuan, so don't learn from Sun Bin and Pang Juan, and you sing that the sky is also sad, and the mountain is also sad about this water, and you are also sad about ministers, dad. Poor people worry about this wealth, ducks worry about geese, this cow worries about horses on the 18th, and the sky worries about the dew rain, and the land worries about the poor harvest of the grain. The mountain worries about the valley, and this water worries about the endless flow. The monarch worries about the sword and the soldiers, and the minister worries about losing the official. The old worry is that no one cares, and the less worry is that his head is white. The sorrow is that he is full of evil and good. The duck squashed his mouth with sorrow, and the goose went to the door of the skull with sorrow, and the horse went to the saddle for a thousand miles. The cold wind of this cow's sorrow whistled and whistled the old cow, sent it to the soup pot to kill the old cow, and the cowhide was nailed, and sent it to the bell and drum tower in the city. The beef was sold in the long street, and the liver and intestines were spared, and the cow bones made mahjong tiles, bits and pieces.

It's chilly in the cold weather for several days, and in the following spring, there are six or nine heads beating. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there are a pair of lions rolling hydrangeas, and on the third day of March, the Queen Mother of Heaven holds a flat peach party, causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace. The Dragon Boat Festival in May is the day of Duanyang, and the white snake Xu Xian doesn't come to the end. On the seventh day of July, it is said that it was a Tianhe match, and the cowherd and the weaver girl exchanged tears. On the fifteenth day of August, Yun Zheyue, the Chang Tigers are worried, elephants are worried, deer is worried, mules are worried about horses, pigs are worried, dogs are worried, cows are worried, sheep are worried, ducks are worried about geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish are worried about shrimps. Listen to me. Tiger is afraid to put this mountain down, and wolves are worried about their ambitions, like elephants. Cows worry about making cattle axes (whipping), dogs worry about eating shit, pigs worry about being inseparable from the gutter, ducks worry about flattening its mouth, geese worry about having a head on the door, toads worry about having pustules and scabs, crabs worry about being in a net hug, clams worry about being closed to the outside world, turtles worry about being timid, and fish worry about being out of water.

I don't flatter myself, and I slip my tongue when I'm free. This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. We sing the front gate building with nine feet, four doors, three bridges and five archways. When we leave the side door, we go east. Forty miles from the city, there are sixty-six hutongs in Tongzhou, where a 66-year-old Mr. Liu and a 66-year-old Mr. Liu live. Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on the silk, and the sixty-six ribs of cypress wood were planted outside the building. Sixty-six big green cows were tied to the shafts, and sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, and Mr. Liu were sitting at the door eating bones. A dog from the south looked familiar, as if it were a big mother's eyebrow with big eyes, big nose and big mouth, and a poodle from the north. It seems that the second aunt's house has two big eyebrows, two big eyes, two big noses, two big ears and two big lion poodles. These two dogs grabbed the bones and ran from the south to the north, knocking over sixty-six good tall buildings, spilling sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, oiling sixty-six goose satin, dirty sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas, knocking down sixty-six ribs of cypress wood outside the building, shocking sixty-six big green cows, and beating sixty-six big horse monkeys and Mr. Liu away. The three brothers killed the dog, built sixty-six good buildings, put away sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil, washed sixty-six goose satins, washed sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas, planted sixty-six cypress shafts outside the building, brought back sixty-six big green cows, and arrested sixty-six big monkeys, Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, and Mr. Liu. So the three brothers saw the south again. I don't know whether the angry adobe head hit the dog's head, or whether the dog's head touched the angry adobe head. A bald girl came from the north and put an oil basket in her hand to cover the dog's head. I don't know whether the bald girl's oil basket mouth was covered with the dog's head, or whether the dog's head drilled into the bald girl's oil basket mouth, and the dog chewed the oil basket and leaked oil, but the dog didn't chew the oil basket and didn't leak oil

What went up the hill and twisted and twisted, and what went down the hill? What people have no legs to swim in Bianzhou, Zhao Zhouqiao, who will repair the jade railing, who will leave it, who will ride on the donkey bridge, who will roll over the ditch with a cart, who will stand on the bridge with a knife, who will rein in to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, who will pull who is ha ha laugh, who will pull who is in tears, who is white, who is black, who has a lot of beards, what is round in the sky, what is round in front of us, and what is round and long. What blooms with hair around the waist, what blooms without anyone seeing it, what blooms with hair, what birds wear green and white, what birds wear soap boots, what birds wear ten kinds of brocade, and what birds wear linen pockets? Double doors, single open, I guess by myself. The car squeezes up the hill, the lame man nods down the hill, the toad has a head without a tail, the scorpion has a tail without a head, the board with legs sits at home, the food boat without legs swims in Bianzhou, Zhao Zhouqiao, Lubanxiu, the jade railing saint stays, Zhang Guolao rides on the donkey bridge, the Chai Wang's cart rolls over a ditch, Zhou Cang stands on the bridge with a knife, the Duke Guan reined in to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, and Xiao Liu Hai pulls Meng Jiangnv to laugh. The moon is round in the horizon, the glasses are round in front of us, the biscuits are sold in the round strip, the wheels are round on both sides of the road, the sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, the rice trees are blooming around the waist, the vines are not seen, the corn is blooming, the magpies are wearing green and white, the crows are wearing soap boots, the pheasants are wearing ten kinds of brocade, and Li Er is wearing linen pockets.

One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black and ten black. I'll buy an ebony pole of a tobacco pipe, grab one black at both ends, and the second girl will stroke her eyebrows to hit her temples. I'll look at the mirror with two black and pink walls and write Sichuan characters. I'll look at the ebony legs of the table with three black and ivory horizontally and vertically, and put them on the kang with four black. I'll buy a chicken and circle them without laying eggs. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat, but they lost their sickles and pulled it to black. The child of Yueer got mad, lit a moxa stick to black, and the melon seed seller dozed off. He shouted a lot, but his broom and dustpan didn't make up, so he picked up the black one by one.

A Lama came from the south, carrying five kilograms of broken eyes in his hand, and a mute came from the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five kilograms of broken eyes for the horn pinned to his waist in the north. The mute with a broken horn didn't want to exchange his broken eyes with the horn, so the Lama became anxious when he mentioned the broken eyes. He picked up five kilograms of broken eyes and hit the other horn, which made the dumb man lose his eyes. I don't know whether the Lama's collapsed eyes hit the dumb one with the other horn, or whether the dumb one with the other horn gave the Lama a horn, and the Lama went home to stew and collapse his eyes, and the dumb one went home to play the horn.

This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. We sing that there are forty-four lions in front of the mountain and forty-four purple persimmon trees at the back of the mountain. Forty-four lions in front of the mountain ate the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees at the back of the mountain, and forty-four lions in front of the mountain were killed by the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees at the back of the mountain.

In front of the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui, and behind the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui. They came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick-legged Cui was thicker than Cui's thick-legged Cui or Cui's thick-legged Cui. In front of the mountain lived a Yan-round eye, and behind the mountain lived a Yan-round eye. They came to compare their eyes, and they didn't know whether Yan-round eyes were more round than Yan-round eyes or Yan-round eyes.

Say that you will stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu, but not my frozen tofu. Don't stew and pretend that it will spoil my frozen tofu.

My family had a fat, white, and eight-catty chicken that flew to the backyard of the Zhang family. There was a fat, white and eight-catty dog in the backyard of the Zhang family who bit my fat, white and eight-catty chicken, sold his fat, white and eight-catty dog and lost my fat, white and eight-catty chicken.

out of the south gate, there is a noodle shop facing south, and a blue cotton curtain hangs at the door of the noodle shop. I picked the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle shop facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at whether the noodle shop was facing south.

It is said that the pole is long and the bench is wide. The bench is not as long as the pole and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench. The bench should not let the pole be tied to the bench, but the pole should be tied to the bench.

In the first month, on the first month, the two sisters went to visit the lanterns. The eldest girl was named Pink Girl, and the second girl was named Female Pink. The Pink Girl was wearing a pink coat, and the Pink Girl was holding a bottle of pink wine. The two sisters found a place to go, pushed a cup for Liu Ling, and the female pink drank the pink wine of the female pink, and the pink girl drank the pink wine of the female pink, pink. When a pink woman grabs a pink woman, she will fight, and when she grabs a pink woman, she will twist. When a pink woman tears her pink coat, she will tear her pink coat. When the sisters strike, they will leave their hands and buy their own thread to sew. The pink woman bought a pink thread, and the pink woman bought a pink thread. The pink woman sewed her pink coat backwards, and the pink woman sewed her pink coat backwards.

A lame man came from the south, carrying a load of eggplant, holding a plate in his hand, and nailed a wooden peg to the ground. He didn't pay attention to the peg and tripped over the lame man. He sprinkled the lame man's eggplant and smashed the lame man's plate. The lame man got up to pick up the eggplant. A drunk old man came from the north, with a cigarette bag tucked in his waist, and came to buy the lame man's eggplant. The lame man didn't want to sell it to the drunk old man. Don't give the lame eggplant, greet the pegs in your hand, and pick up the eggplant and dishes at your waist. When the old man gets angry, he doesn't give the lame eggplant, picks up the cigarette bag and hits the lame. The lame man picks up the pegs and cuts the old man. I don't know that the old man's cigarette bag hit the lame eggplant, and I don't know that the lame peg hit the old man's cigarette bag.

when I am out of the west of the city, the number of trees is uneven, one two three four five six seven, seven six five four three two one, six cities four, three two one, five four three two one, four three two one three two one, one one one, counting a tree for a long time, one tree grows seven branches, and the seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nuts, oranges and oranges.

I'm singing about the front gate building with nine feet and nine feet.

Four gates are three bridges and five arched buildings.

When I leave the side gate, I'll walk eastward for forty miles from the city to Tongzhou.

There are sixty-six hutongs in Tongzhou.

There is a sixty-six-year-old Mr. Liu

Sixty-six-six-year-old Mr. Liu, six-year-old Mr. Liu's brother, three

Those sixty-six good ones have been built