Funny, humorous and witty rustic love words

Funny, humorous and witty rustic love words

Funny, humorous and witty love stories, falling in love is a very sweet process in this world. In the process of getting along, you can talk more about some lovely love stories with your partner, and you can also increase the feelings of two people. Let's share a funny and humorous love story.

Funny, humorous and playful earth love story 1 1. Cute sand sculpture earth love story

1, do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity.

2, the flowers look good, the trees look good, not as good as you.

I am as sure as a gun, except for a kiss from you.

Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes.

5. "I'm not a vegetarian today." "Why?" "Because you are my type."

6. I bought a bottle of oil today, called Tiger Oil.

7. Do you know what fruit I like best? You pistachio.

8. I drank a glass of juice called Shannile Iron Juice today.

9. I was splashed with mud while walking on the road. I didn't know until I went back to check that this mud made me miss it.

10, do you know what day it was yesterday? It is the day when I love you.

Second, witty and humorous love words

1, what's wrong with you I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

I don't think we are really suitable to be lovers. Will you be my wife?

Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

4. No matter how tired, bitter and painful it is, it's just to make you like me.

The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

6. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

7. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.

9. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? So you know how I feel about you, and that is heartache.

10, I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my girlfriend.

Third, the girl's heart is sweet and fried

1。 Today's weather is fine, suitable for marriage.

2。 You are the joy of youth, read backwards.

3。 My pillow is broken, and I have no money to buy a new one.

4。 I'll give you a lipstick, and you pay me back a little every day.

5。 You bother me, you bother me again, you marry me.

6。 You are too young for me to fall in love with you.

7。 Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

8。 Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come?

9。 "Since I left you, someone has always asked me why I was in a daze."

10。 Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

Funny, humorous and witty love story 2 1, Duan Wei and you, I have to go.

2. My little girl is incompetent and can't slap her lover. Please forgive me.

3, you are young, and vice versa.

4, the fallen leaves come back to the roots, I belong to you.

The first time I saw you, I knew I had fallen.

6. I am a cute little girl, and you are cute.

7. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

8. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He wants to learn from the scriptures and I want to marry you.

9. Hello, can we talk for a lifetime?

10, white tea is nothing else, I am waiting for the wind, waiting for you.

1 1, the next month is a day or a month, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart.

12, the day I met you, I didn't want to be apart.

13, there are trees on the mountain, and the stars were like you last night.

14, you have no intention of flowing, but you are alone because of mountain torrents.

15, I used all my luck to meet you.

16, you are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

17, thank you for your appearance. I have been fortunate for several years.

/Mr. kloc-0/8, the sea of pain is endless, and it's me later.

19, may I call you? Why, so that I can take you to heart.

20. When you barbecue, what do you bake first? Barbecue first, I'll consider you first.

2 1, cuteness is not a long-term solution, cuteness is a long-term solution.

22. Do you know who I like? I don't know. Just look at the first word.

23. Guess where my heart is? Left, wrong, on your side.

24. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

25. I don't miss you at all. I miss you at half past one.

26. I want to buy a piece of land from you. I am dead set on you.

27. It is better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok or on a rainy day in Stephanie.

28. I am not enterprising. I miss you.

29. Either you die or I die today. You are so cute. I love you.

It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Funny and humorous love story 3 1, I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

2, potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

Touch the fabric of my clothes to see if it is your girlfriend's material.

I am a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

5. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

6. Do you eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

7. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

8. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple potato, and you are".

9. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

10, I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

1 1. I miss you so much that I changed three pairs of underwear today.

12, can you teach me how to do jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

13, are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

14. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

15, I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

16, you are so shady that you secretly like me.

17, I like this snack very much ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

My name is Zhang, and your name is He. We are a pair of cygnets.

19, this is beef, this is pork, you are my heart.

20. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

2 1, what is important to you? You are important, I am not with you, you are in my heart.

22. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

23. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

24. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

26. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't resist the same as you.

27. I am very stingy. Besides you, you can win my heart with strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda.

28. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

29. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

30. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

3 1, liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

32, smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow, too.