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What are the selections of sand sculpture copywriting?

The electric fan is really man's best friend. I asked him if I was ugly, and he shook me seriously all night.

When I was a child, whenever I saw those blind performers in the street, I was full of admiration. I silently fished in their piggy bank, and then they would take off their sunglasses and hit me.

Tell me something you wanted to do but didn't do in high school. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang.

My state is quite regular every day. Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.

A beautiful woman sent me a message last night saying that there was no one at home at night. Come to my house. So I knocked on the door all night, and sure enough, no one was there.

At the age of ten, I fell from a tree, had a psychological shadow and got acrophobia. From then on, I never dared to grow taller.

I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me. I have to admit: since ancient times, I have been deeply attached to it and have always won the hearts of the people.