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I want to save it. I would like to love possession in the name of a friend and not let go.

First of all, you will meet other women and follow Qi Mei's example with her. I will take it with me with my bare hands.

Second, the hourglass of memory has become a phantom of bubbles. A person has gone, disappeared and his eyes are blurred.

I am too tired recently. Who can lend me a shoulder to lean on, cry and make a scene?

Fourth, the so-called strangeness means that you treat me as air and I treat you as glass.

5. I would like to love possession in the name of a friend and not let go.

I really fed the dog, okay? Find me online, please remember me, please be on call, please hug me, please don't give up on me, please love me.

Seven, if you send a person who likes you, he will reply to you in 5000 words. If you send someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply you in 5000 words.

He said he would support me, but I saw him hug her deeply.

Can you give me a time machine? I want to go back to the past and choose not to know people I shouldn't know.

Ten, really like a person is that he doesn't meet the standards in your mind at all, and you still like him so much.

When I am used to having you, but you suddenly leave me, how scared I am!

12. If you send a message to someone who likes you, he will reply you with 5000 words. If you send a message to someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply you in 5000 words.

Thirteen, I really fed the dog, okay? Find me online, okay? Think about me, okay? On call, okay? Give me a hug, okay? Don't give up on me, okay? Love me, okay?

Fourteen, the most intense quarrel is only one or two minutes, and that one or two minutes and a hundred minutes can't make up for it.

You will meet some people constantly, bid farewell to some people, from unfamiliar to familiar, from familiar to unfamiliar, from congenial to parting ways.

So far, I think the most backbone thing I have done is that I can't see you online.

Seventeen, every time you talk about an object, you will lose a friend. Falling in love is like winning a lifetime of gambling, but losing a friend.

Eighteen, how many times have I run to cry and you never care about these nights?

Nineteen, we are all like this, hurting someone who loves us, but loving someone who hurts you.

20. If a child gets a score, parents will only care about why they lost those five points, not how they got the score.

2 1. What is being loved? It is the shortcomings that can't even accommodate themselves, and they are accommodated.

Twenty-two years old: I began to be dull and indifferent. Not as arrogant and noisy as before.

Don't mess with my cold love. I'm afraid I will fall in love with you when I wake up.

I thought it was an endless road, but I became lonely inadvertently.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

Twenty-seven, when I am about to die, I will give my number a super Q and a ten-year membership, keep my number on your list for ten years, and change my signature to I am waiting.

Life is about cherishing what you have and waiting patiently for what you will get.

The total area of intestine is square meters. Our house is not as big as the place where shit lives. It better be shit. It's really worse than animals!

My love for you is unconditional.

Sentences of lovers quarreling

First, the size is short and the size is long. (Qu Yuan)

Second, bear with it and take a step back.

Third, a mouth won't quarrel.

Fourth, lovers quarrel, and once they quarrel, their feelings are doubled.

If you have a boyfriend, don't ask him to meet you there, that's the root of the quarrel. Just ask him to pick you up at home.

Six, study each other for three weeks, fall in love for three months, quarrel for three years, and endure each other for thirty years. Then, it's children's turn to repeat the same thing. It's called marriage.

Seven, people generally quarter because they can't argue. Chesterton.

Eight, it's time. Be a normal person. Don't quarrel with others. No need to explain. Love or not. No swearing, three meals a day, nothing less. 1 1 It's really impossible for me to go to bed before 8 o'clock.

9. All kinds of knowledge have always existed peacefully. Both anatomy and literature have the same prominent background, the same purpose and the same enemy. There is no need for them to quarrel, and there is no bottom-up competition between them. .

I swear on my honor, I don't know these women! I just don't understand! How can they do nothing at sky-high prices, just muddling along, life partners, but sitting there doing nothing like dolls, waiting for opportunities to quarrel with their husbands to relieve boredom?

Eleven, two episodes ended, did you enjoy it? This episode reminds me of my healed scar, that is, the scene of quarreling with Mu nine niang, which made me win the lottery for a long time. Brother Zhuo accidentally crossed with grandpa four (snickering), and the young master said, it's all over, good night!

When I ran into the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital, my aunt was quarreling with the woman named Huang. The woman wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a hooked nose, thin lips and blue gums at the corners of her mouth. Later, my aunt reminded us many times that we would rather be single than marry a woman with exposed gums. That woman's gloomy eyes made my back cold. I heard the woman say, why did you appoint me? When I was in medical school, you were still wearing open-backed pants!

Thirteen, yes, I think if two people really can't get along and quarrel every day, then divorce. After all, many personalities need two people to live together for a long time, and they will gradually emerge after going through many things. Everyone saw the trailer and thought it was good, but when they went to the cinema, they found it was a bad film. Or you think the movie is not good, but others think it is too good for him. No matter how inappropriate, without feelings, it is doomed to be separated. This has nothing to do with responsibility. On the other hand, fighting may not be a standard. I have met people who are particularly quarrelsome but have a very good relationship. They enjoyed this heated argument and then reconciled. And the feelings maintained by family ties, I am very recognized. In my emotional cognition, people who have known each other for more than a month or two will begin to turn to their families. The so-called responsibility maintenance means that there is no feeling, including affection, and even some hatred at first, but because of various reasons such as children, economy and social evaluation, we have to be together in name only. Family maintenance is the inevitable way for love to turn to eternity.

14. Love is a battle. It's good to care about someone. Can make you gentler, stronger and better than before. When you watch him play basketball, you don't tell him that the way he runs makes you want it; When he hugged you tightly without saying a word, you didn't even tell him that you were admiring his face when you were quarreling; When you sit quietly watching the frozen lake in winter, he grabs your thin wrist and wraps his fingers around yours. The subtle friction between skin makes you understand a China word: lingering. What is happiness? Happiness is: witnessing the death of the gods, there are wild flowers on the grassland. In this happiness, you can be a look overlooking this grassland, or you can be one of many wild flowers, which doesn't matter. In this happiness, you become a woman, a quiet, carefree, contented and resigned fifteen-year-old woman, even though you have never done it. I don't live by the inertia of living. I said softly, I think you are dirty. Tears are the most precious thing, which can only be left to this deep sadness. This sadness has nothing to do with humiliation, injustice and pain. You rely on this sadness to build a deeper connection with the world. You and this sadness are warm to each other and live together in the vast loneliness.

Couples always quarrel. Tell me about it.

1, toss yourself with troubles, toss your lover with quarrels, toss your children with overload, toss your parents with sadness, and toss your friends with busyness. Sometimes, the closer you get, the more you toss.

Leave unforgivable things there to remind you that some people don't have to get along. I can be nice to you, provided that you are worth it. The most disappointed people in the world are swearing people. Intimacy is reserved for people who are kind to you.

Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. It's that someone in your heart is not around.

4, love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

5, just talk about troubles, lz, don't take it to heart.

6. If I like you, I don't want you to be at the end of your tether and have a bright future. I don't want you to travel all over the world. Just say, I want us to be together, okay?

7. When you merge into the Milky Way, you will quietly light up the sky with the bright moon; When you are on the grass, you smile and dye the earth green with the breeze, so that you can be kind to life and live up to the years.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

9. When you are vulnerable, you are most likely to be moved by simple words.

10, not that I don't want to find you, but that I don't think you need me.

1 1, pursuing broad vision. Enjoy yourself. The pillow is full of idle flowers, the rain is raining at dusk, and the mountains and rivers are silent forever.

12, I once confidently told my friends that I had you, but now I'm really not confident.

13. Since I met you, my feelings for you have been everywhere. Why do you keep destroying them?

14, everything has changed. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

15, the cruelty of time is that she can only take you to the future, but not to the past.

16, that year, you knelt down with a plate of cheap strawberries and said, marry me! So I became a bride. I ask you for a kiss every day because that strawberry is really cheap.

17, empty negative lingyun talents, never open his life.

18. I've been depressed recently. There is no fun in life.

19, if I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

20, holding your hand, listening to the rain among the flowers, romantic landing sound; Join hands with Baishi, reading and drinking tea, and enjoy it; Through a misty rain in spring, through autumn and winter, I feel as deep as ever. I love you until I stop breathing!

2 1, lovers quarrel once, and their feelings deepen twice. Roman comedian Plautus and Amphitryon quarreled.

Don't rush to say that there is no choice, maybe you will meet hope at the next intersection.

23. Some people say. You laugh at p/ look at p, and you answer all the questions. I'm laughing at you. /I see you.

24. Don't ask me how I am when you leave. I can only say that I can't die.

25. The dusty past always falls apart at inappropriate times. Sometimes I really don't know how to clean up.

26. When women want to break up, they often quarrel and get angry. Even if we break up, she will try to fight again. When a man wants to break up, he often disappears, plays coldly and suddenly loses contact. Women break up because they have problems and want to solve them. Men often break up because they are bored, so they just want to escape. One is to say goodbye, but I don't want to part. One is that you don't talk and your heart is clean. Lucci

27, where to synthesize the sadness in people's hearts. Personality signature, heartbreaking and tired.

28. Some people can't help but pay attention when they say they don't care.

I am just a humble clown, just waiting for you to clap your hands. Don't remember me after laughing.

30. I am fine alone. It would be better if you were there.

3 1, I just know now, you don't know a person, you can still love him. I realize now that if you don't love someone, you can still miss him.

32. I don't want to hug others because I don't have your heartbeat.

33. Life is like a road, you have to walk out of the most prosperous scenery from the most desolate journey.

34. You rolled up wavy hair and yelled at me pointing to a 5 cm scar on your right shoulder.

35. There are no lovers who don't quarrel, only imperfect love; There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard; There is no man who is not a playboy, only a man who has no playboy ability; There is no banquet that never ends, only a wordless ending; There are no parents who don't want their children to become talents, only unsuccessful children; There are no unsuccessful people, only unsuccessful people. Remember, there is no road in the world that is impassable, only people who can't figure it out.

36. never give up If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, then go; If you can't walk, climb. In any case, we must move on.

I am looking for a man who won't quarrel with me, a man who can accept all my bad habits and is willing to correct them with me, a man who dotes on me like his own daughter, and then we will grow old forever if we are not careful.

38. Don't wait for my enthusiasm to turn into ice that can't be covered, and you will feel my existence.

39. You will be scolded every time you quarrel with your family. I knew there wouldn't be you, and my lines weren't what I wanted to be. Sometimes it's sad to think about it I was born without choosing my own life, and I have no right to decide how to end it when I die. Compared with the unconscious life, it is not more terrible to witness your own sense of powerlessness. I'm probably too hungry and pessimistic. Someone will give me a drumstick to make me feel better.

40. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you, break my dream of a thousand years, and let me protect you for a lifetime!

4 1, the full moon is short, and the spring is cool. You tell me where my sadness should be hidden and where my sadness is.

42. There are many ways to choose from in life. Choose one, go on, and you will meet people and scenery on this road. Choosing another one is a completely different scenery and people. Some people may go with you, and some people stay where they are; People who walk together may leave you at the next intersection. There is nothing to lament, it is a necessity of life, cherish the people who accompany you to see the scenery, and wave freely and forcefully at the next parting.

43. In our youth, we know each other. How many spring, summer, autumn and winter have we traveled together, and how many brilliant nights have we spent together caring for each other? What we are doing now is not to regret ourselves in the future, because we have pursued happiness and seen it. I love you, wife. Will you spend a long life with me?

44. Life is a graveyard of hope, and sorrow is melodious.

45. You and Picasso have their own styles.

46. I want nothing but you. You lack a lot, but you don't lack me

47. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

48. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

Heartbreaking words, in the name of love, I tied myself in a cocoon all my life.

1, even if he is a thousand bad things, he is the person I loved after all.

2. Think of a beautiful memory, but there are bursts of sadness.

3. I want stable happiness, can resist the pain of loss, and my journey will not be lonely.

Maybe I saw you in the street one day. I will smile indifferently and say to myself, that person, I once loved.

No one will love you like me. I will sit with a smile and see how many women worse than me you can change.

6. In the name of love, I tied myself to a cocoon all my life.

7. pretend not to care about you with a smile, but actually say happiness with tears in your heart!

8. I know I can't give you the love you want, and I also know that our love can't be repeated.

9. I am a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

10, some people say that sometimes being single is a mistake. But I want to say that this is already a habit of mine.

1 1. The more you try to forget, the more you remember.

12, I laugh every day, but only I know whether I am well or not. !

13, I know I can't give you the love you want. Please don't give me the warmest conversation. No matter how many promises turn into harm.

14. Every night I miss you, I feel lonely and helpless.

15, I really want to know, if one day, I lose everything and become nothing, who will stand by and say: nothing, and me.

16, I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

17, I called you at the top of my voice, but you didn't turn away.

18, silence is better than too much. If you think too much, you will be sad.

19, there are always some words touching people's hearts. There is always a kind of confidence, which hurts deeply.

20. I can only accompany me back and forth all night with a little residual thoughts.

2 1, how can true love be washed away by time, unless it is not true love!

22. I always believed you, but I indulged myself. Do you trust you too much or doubt yourself?

23. I know I am not perfect, but I have been trying to be myself!

24. No matter how much injustice you have suffered, you should keep it in your heart, because there are many things you want to say but can't say.

25. Thank you for leaving our memories with me.

I wish you peace of mind and happiness with her.

27. I think I will love you. Even if you don't love me, I will still love you!

28, heartache is only a moment.

29, learn to be patient, learn to wait, a person.

30. You doubted me when I believed you! What about me when you believed me? I am very tired and uncomfortable, and I really want to stay quiet.