2020 Funny Personalized Sentences

1. One of the great benefits of marriage is that you can still be together when you no longer love each other until you fall in love again.

2. The most romantic thing I can think of is to fall in love with you over and over again.

3. The unfinished love between you and me has left unfinished memories, which is very painful.

4. Behind tears is another kind of understanding, and behind giving up is a kind of fulfillment.

5. In this age of ruthlessness, I must defend myself and protect myself from getting hurt.

6. We can finally be together as strangers for a lifetime, which is far from being far away.

7. I want to go to the end of the world alone, come to the end of the world alone, and vow to each other, and come to the end of the world alone.

8. There are two realms in life, one is to be in pain without speaking, and the other is to laugh without speaking.

9. Improbable things may come true today, and impossible things may come true tomorrow.

10. As time goes by, you will forget it, and as time goes by, you will not care so much.

11. Spit is used to count money, not to reason. If you touch it, you will get money.

12. I will not be kind to everyone. People's hearts change people's hearts, and everyone understands the truth.

13. Don’t think that every effort is in vain. If you don’t work hard, you will have no chance.

14. Don’t give up what belongs to you; keep what you have lost as a memory.

15. A simple life is charming, a simple heart is happy, but learning to be simple is actually not simple.

16. You don’t have to love me anymore, just let go, time will always dilute the love anyway.

17. Why do you lose so much when you are very rational and sober in love?

18. As a friend, not as a lingering feeling.

19. If you can’t think about it, don’t think about it. If you can’t get it, don’t embarrass yourself. Live your own life.

20. It’s not that you are here during the best times, but that I have the best times because of your presence.

21. When we say everything is fine, it is often the most uncomfortable time.

22. Whenever a child tells lies, it must be the fault of the adults. It must be that the adults do not give the children room to tell the truth.

23. One day, put on your backpack and take yourself with you, as far as you can go.

24. Just being alone in a daze, just for a moment, just suddenly, I miss you very much.

25. The loss of some things makes us more unforgettable than having them.

26. Don’t show all your emotions on your face, because some people just come to see you having fun.

27. Whatever makes you sad, one day you will say it with a smile.

28. I'm lazy, so don't play tricks with me. If you have that time, you might as well sleep a little longer.

29. Every lonely and autistic child is concerned about how outsiders view him or her.

30. There is never destiny of misfortune, only persistence that refuses to let go.

31. Behind every successful man is a woman who tormented him, so he succeeded.

32. One day you pass by, one day you miss it, there is still another day, so take advantage of it.

33. A very real girl is always better than a group of fake women who are full of scheming.

34. No one needs to be disappointed. The life that suits you is the best life.

35. A person is just a person. Without you, no one can take the place beside you.

36. Once life is ignited, you will forget how to extinguish it and how to burn it.

37. Now I know how to love someone, but it’s a pity that you no longer love me.

38. I can’t bear to let go and turn everything into desolation mottled in my memory forever.

39. Only when you pay for something can you understand what you really want.

40. Sometimes when I am lonely, I will think about someone quietly.

41. Perhaps we are all too young and the words we have said cannot stand the test.

42. I thought I was strong enough, but your casual words can still make me burst into tears.

43. If I forget you, will you find it difficult to breathe and suffocate to death?

44. Love and friendship are not forever. Maybe one moment the good ones will die and the next moment they will go their separate ways.

45. I heard you applauding and held back the tears. I was too strong.

46. It is said that people who never turn off their mobile phones during hours have someone who cares about them.

47. The worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.

48. Do you believe it? Jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, and the taste is no less than love.

49. I live the life of Bajie, but I want the figure of Wukong and the skinny body of White Bone Demon.

50. There is no unwounded person in this world. The only one who can truly heal yourself is yourself. Collection of Funny Personalized Sentences 2020

1. Putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately means that the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party will chop you into two pieces.

2. If I had two lifetimes, I would spend the rest of my life looking for it.

3. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

4. Girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile.

5. Life is like a wine jar. People soak in it. The longer the time, the more intoxicated they become.

6. The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.

7. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

8. I am not afraid that beautiful women will treat me as a pervert, but I am afraid that ugly women will treat me as a gangster.

9. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

10. They say that if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter, but behind me is a cliff.

11. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

12. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type 2B?

13. When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

14. There are only two things I don’t know how to do. Neither will this. That won't happen either.

15. Trust is like an eraser, slowly worn away by mistakes one after another.

16. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror to see how handsome you are.

17. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me by notifying my parents, which is nothing.

18. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He himself became a great man.

19. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

20. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

21. Don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, because maybe I will steal your groom.

22. White lies: Just find a good excuse for your own deception.

23. Drink a cup of dichlorvos to relieve your brain. Lift your spirits.

It'll be fine in no time!

24. My sister originally took a simple route, but her sexy nature was revealed as she walked.

25. Happiness makes women learn to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

26. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t dare to eat you because it thinks you’re a bitch.

27. As a principled person, my principle is to look at my mood.

28. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

29. Why should I tell you when I have a cold? You are not a cold medicine.

30. If there is an earthquake, I will die with you. You were crushed to death and I laughed to death when I saw you die.

31. You can make up for homework, but you can’t miss playing.

32. Silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, but why haven’t I seen gold?

33. If I had two lifetimes, how long would you stay with me?

34. I want to be a modest female frog. If the frog prince does not come, I will wait to receive the toad that is ignored by the swan. Funny Personalized Signature 2020

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1. I love Choi Young-do, his silent dedication, and my heart for his loneliness.

2. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Student answer: Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, boiling goat, lazy goat.

3. My wish for the beginning of school is to have less homework, better grades, be taller and lighter.

4. You must have a sense of humor, otherwise who can you expect to amuse yourself?

5. I love girls who are pretentious, and the language is the same, just like singing.

6. If you don’t learn, how can you support your many lovers.

7. I am short-sighted, but I can recognize you from far away.

8. Never add men again. When you add men, they are still humans. After you add them, they become beasts.

9. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.

10. Falling in love is the same as calling a lady, except that love is paid in installments.

11. You take your overpass, and I take my secret passage.

12. Is anyone else like me, who was chased all over the street by my mother when her teeth came out?

13. If you are showing off, just find a place to bury it.

14. Men are bold enough to go into business, while women are bold enough not to wear makeup.

15. Life is like fighting against landlords. We are in the same group at first, but in the blink of an eye we are enemies.

16. If you have no use value, you will forget that you said you love me but you forgot to say that you only love me.

17. This world is not without moral integrity, it’s just that everything is on the ground.

18. Without students with poor grades like us, how can we set off the achievements of good students?

19. Friends, I am not an automatic teller machine. Even if it is, please check if there is any card on you.

20. In fact, I am highly educated, but my temperament is more like a farmer.

21. Lasting forever, not at all. It's all bullshit!

22. I have always forced myself to love you, but in the end I found that time cannot help me.

23. Women are easy to be satisfied, and they are also easy to make you stumble.

24. Before I was born, my parents never asked me, do you want to be born? In fact, living is also forced!

25. I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

26. Growth may only take the time of a flower to bloom, but transformation needs to wait until the tea leaves.

27. The cashier said: I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

28. When I said I wasn’t handsome, they said I was pretending and beat me.

29. Only when you miss something can you have new encounters. Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

30. I am talented, but your genius is just two more than mine.

31. Girl, when you enter society, it’s time to curb your temper.

32. In fact, I was born to be a top student, but I had no motivation if the teacher was not cute or beautiful.

33. The fastest pace is not to cross, but to continue; the slowest pace is not to take small steps, but to wander.

34. If your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning packets.

35. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

36. There is a kind of pain called the preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair called waiting for another week.

37. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl!

38. Love is poison. The sugar coating is so wonderful. Just taste it and stop. Drink it and you will lose your life.

39. The thing in the lower left corner of the computer screen is actually called Start, but every time I click it it seems to end.

40. What is youth? Who has never been young? Have you ever aged? Really.

41. Every morning, you must use your prehistoric power to break through the seal of the bed.

42. Use bullets to knock down enemies and Erguotou to knock down brothers.

43. You always live in memories. You don’t know that I am already dead inside.

44. I really want to point to your heart and ask you, if I leave you, will you feel pain here?

45. Children who lie early are smarter. Do you think so?

46. I was scared to death. When it thundered, there was thunder and lightning. I was taking a shower and thought someone was taking pictures of me.

47. A smart phone turns into a retarded phone if dropped hard on the ground.

48. How can you dominate the world if you are not ruthless?

49. My sister’s world does not need you, there is no doubt about it.

50. I thought that others would not be able to find me if I became invisible. It was useless.

51. The toilet is safe, because when boys chased you in elementary school, you would always run into the toilet immediately.

52. What the poor lack most is the ambition to become a master.

53. I am used to your love, so I will not allow you to betray me.

54. I usually eat crispy noodles, which are more convenient than instant noodles.

55. No matter what, you will get hurt no matter what. No matter what I am hurt, at least I am strong and magnanimous.

56. If you are holding back all your worries, no wonder your belly won’t shrink.

57. If you love me, please raise your hands; if you don’t love me, please raise your feet.

58. I would rather give up the entire forest than hang myself on this dead tree.

59. People who want to sleep can't sleep mostly because they can't sleep with the people who want to sleep.

60. Unlike test papers, all difficult questions will have answers. In real life, many things have no answers.

61. The consequences of a diaosi and a rich and handsome man kissing a goddess forcefully, the former is bang! The latter is bang bang bang.

62. Alas, how do you live, how do you deal with each hurdle step by step?

63. Sorry is just a reason for betrayal, never mind is just an excuse for disappointment.

64. If you dare to step on my head today, I will dare to stand on your grave tomorrow.

65. Give me a chance and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

66. One day, when I have the power, I will kill all the dogs in the world who have failed me.

67. Be infatuated with me now, before I am a legend.

68. Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not, I will close my eyes.

69. There is nothing you can’t let go of. If it hurts, you will naturally let it go.

70. I heard that dirty girls are very beautiful, so how come no one likes a dirty girl like me?

71. A good girlfriend can save you 20G of computer space; a good boyfriend can save you 200 Nanfu batteries.

72. Love is actually very simple: just think about the other person while you are eating delicious food, and then take a photo and send it to her.

73. When I ate today, there was a worm in the bowl. I originally wanted to call the boss, but then I was curious and wanted to taste it, but I didn’t expect it tasted pretty good.

74. Grandpa Mao, I love you and will only fight for you my whole life.

75. Never let your classmates discover that you have paper in the classroom. What a painful realization this is!

76. Either stay proud and single, why should you be so serious about helping others train their husbands?

77. Be sweet in your mouth and ruthless in your heart. Keep what should be kept and get out of here.

78. Sometimes you let go, not because you don’t care, but because you are not cared about.

79. My rejection of your kindness to me is also good for both of us.

80. You have changed, and so have I. The tenderness that cannot be returned, the tears welling up, and the most familiar things have become the most heartbreaking for me.

81. Leave your dreams and appreciation to others, and be a person who is appreciated by others.

82. Falling into the world is because heaven is boring and hell is painful.

83. Every time I come to the toilet, I always like to say: Why not be cool for a while!

84. This morning, the girl’s cell phone rang at the front desk of the self-study class, and the sound of reading suddenly erupted all around her. Damn, this is called unity.

85. He said, now I am as strong as a hedgehog, stinging all those who love me.

86. Draw a circle and curse anyone who doesn’t chat with me, and his phone will be dropped in the toilet.

87. You are a thick-skinned person and you actually treat others badly.

88. Don’t laugh at classmates who are dressed like rice dumplings at school, because there is a kind of coldness called your mother thinks you are cold.

89. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked under it to lure mosquitoes and eventually kill them.

90. People who know good food will not eat well-cooked steak; people who know love will not promise to last forever.

91. My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if they offend me, I will get angry!

92. In order to ensure that my child does not lose at the starting line in the future, I will give him a Q right now.

93. Don’t mess around with life, or life will mess you up.

94. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back, and that person was there at the marriage registration office.

95. Is there anyone who has a crush on me? Those of you who have a crush on me, don’t be shy, say your love out loud.

96. Every time I buy watermelons, I have to pretend to knock on this one and pat that one. In fact, I don’t understand anything.

97. I will continue to write tomorrow’s score with strength, and walk the road to the future with persistence.

98. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my brother doesn’t want to look for it. 2020 Funny Personality Talk

1. Life is like angry birds, there are always a few pigs laughing when you fail.

2. The most enjoyable thing in the world is eating and sleeping, and sleeping and eating.

3. I want to be a sun in my next life. Or warm you. Or I'll kill you.

4. Even if the road to tomorrow is difficult, you must be tenacious. Only the hegemon can create glory.

5. Time has no logic at all.

Like the unpredictable butterfly effect.

6. When the road is uneven, roar, take action when it’s time to take action, and take action when it’s time to take action.

7. Andy Lau’s dream of having a child came true, and netizens named the child: Liu Dezhu, Liu Laogen.

8. We will share the blessings in the future, but you will be responsible for the difficulties. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine.

9. A friend was broken up in love. I comforted him that you had slept with someone else’s wife for two years.

10. If you think too much, life will lose its meaning. Say too much and the language loses its weight.

11. If life kicks you a lot, don’t forget to give it two slaps. Resistance is better than tears.

12. Nani, when I went to Qingguo College, I was a bad student and became a top student, but a top student became a top student, and I still ranked at the bottom.

13. Do you know? Your nausea can only be described in one sentence: My eyes turn against you and my stomach turns to stomach when I see you.

14. There is a reason why I don’t reply instantly. There is a time difference between our fairy world and the human world, so I may not be able to reply instantly.

15. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I already knew that I had been your prisoner for life.

16. No matter what I failed, my talents will be useful.

17. If you look at the past, it is all grass. Miss, who are you going to run with?

18. When two frizzy people are together, they become frizzy.

19. Travel to China, if I think it will work, I won’t pay to see if you can do it!

20. Wu Mao and Wu Mao are the happiest because they are together.

21. I want to take charge of my life. I am fed up with the passive life.

22. That year, Sora Aoi was still a virgin and Edison didn’t have a camera.

23. Put on your headphones and walk on the road. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.

24. La La La La, Leng Qixia is a little stupid pig, everyone comes to see her.

25. Without you, tomorrow is not worth waiting for, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

26. When you write a review, you will find that Baidu is not omnipotent.

27. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me now, I will let my son pick up your daughter in the future!

28. Women are so great now. Unknowingly, I had a big belly and had a baby without a father!

29. The lovelorn queen is not terrible, the terrible thing is the lovelorn queen, the aunt has not come yet!

30. Your hair turned gray after playing tricks, but didn’t you fall into my hands in the end?

31. There are countless women in your hands, but you forget that there are countless men in my hands.

32. Memories are sad, expectations are confusing, and the current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair.

33. People need some temper to live out their temperament.

34. I am flat-chested and proud of myself, and I save fabric for the country.

35. Don’t climb, don’t compare, don’t make yourself angry with animals.

36. Why are you crying? He has no future and is just a stinky man.

37. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like being caught in a cold spell without wearing long johns.

38. Thanks to me being a fat man, I can squeeze my belly when I am sad.

39. The most beautiful feelings always appear at the age when you least understand love.

40. Don’t be too nice to me. I’m afraid that if you leave, you will be hurt again.

41. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn.

42. If you can't win, at least you can give your opponent a smile.

43. Our love passes by in the passionate years, no, no, no eternal.

44. Leave tears to those who love you the most, and leave smiles to those who hurt you the most.

45. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes!

46. Don’t be depressed anymore, kid, you have to be as lively and cheerful as a psycho!

47. The world is too noisy. Thank you for being a beautiful person at that time and falling in love with me who was not beautiful.

48. Don’t face me with your terrifying face, I’m afraid I’ll have nightmares in the middle of the night.

49. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the remuneration is not high.

50. From now on, whoever says he loves you will just say it when you go up to him. If he doesn’t fight back, he really loves you.

51. Stop wandering around. It’s already so late. Let me say good night and sweet dreams to your loved ones. Go to sleep!

52. When I am in a bad mood, please don’t wander around too many times, otherwise I will send you to Feiying.

53. My dear, you have to believe me. I feel dizzy even sitting on a boat, let alone riding two boats.

54. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

55. My QQ will only go offline when there is a power outage.

56. Either live well or die quickly.

57. The world is as big as the one you lack.

58. Brothers, let’s conquer the world together, and you can take the throne.

59. I am ugly, why are you swollen? If anything, you are uglier than me.

60. Grow your hair long so that I can wear a beautiful bridal hairstyle to marry you in the future.

61. I hope that all single teenagers will be pursued to death.

62. Some people can be easily erased by time. Like dust.

63. Everyone is more than one meter tall, so there is no comparison.

64. My future is just a dream, and what’s even more regrettable is that I still have insomnia at the moment.

65. It used to be called stealing and digging graves, but now it’s called archaeological science!

66. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing tricks on me.

67. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

68. Teachers of various subjects really feel that they teach well even though they don’t show their skills in the monthly exams.

69. The most beautiful thing about you is not that you are born like a summer flower, but that you remain calm in the long river of time.

70. My parents said you should never fall in love when you go to school, as if someone really liked me.

71. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

72. Don’t smile at me, I won’t do your thing.

73. Don’t be pretentious, there is no one in this world who is not hurt.

74. I am a psychopath. I laugh when I am happy and when I am sad.

75. In a country where shit defeats beetles, you can only succeed by selling shit.

76. No one who is born is afraid of death, and no one who is photographed to death is born.

77. Maopu Hodgepodge says: Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

78. I shaved my head just to make you smile at me!

79. You can’t love someone on tiptoe. If your center of gravity is unstable, you won’t be able to hold on for too long.

80. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

81. If you don’t meet anyone who can take you home, I will take you away.

82. Good morning is more precious than good night, because no one will think of you as soon as they wake up.

83. Have you ever seen a sentence that made you feel inexplicably sad, and your eyes turned red?

84. When faced with people I don’t love, I finally forgive you for your wordsless words.

85. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

86. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss does not use you, it becomes a layoff!

The difference between those born in 1987, 1980s and 1990s: Most people born in the 80s like to drive fast, while most people born in the 90s like to dance.

88. I have loved, hated and despaired, only to realize that I am too rebellious and do not understand who really cares about me.

89. You don’t know how much I like you. Even if you are a piece of shit, I don’t want another dog to lick your mouth.

90. I raise a black cat, and you raise a white cat, and then let them give birth to zebras, what do you think?

92. You are so shameless. Your face, which looks like a car accident, has fundamentally subverted the human understanding of ugliness.

93. Thanks to the coming of night, I know that no matter how failed I am today, a new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself.

94. If you destroy me now, I will destroy your future.

95. Maybe you are the sun, and I need the sunshine.

96. If I become the emperor, I will definitely make you the prince.

97. You are the one who accompanied me from ear-length hair to waist-length hair.

98. If you are a society, you should be sharp, if you are a gangster, you should be cautious.

99. Without love, without hurt, without desire, there is strength. I wish my loneliness a long life without borders.

100. Every time I take a history exam, I feel like I am tampering with history.