A humorous copy

First, learn to be low-key and mysterious, and never mention your handsomeness and wisdom.

In the past, my motto was "Don't bully the young and the poor". After years of struggle, I finally changed it to "Don't bully the poor".

The mobile phone in my hand is connected to the power supply, and the earphone is connected to me. I feel like a critically ill patient lying in bed. Once the tube was pulled out, I lost all consciousness.

I think the brightest smile in my life is dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

5. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

6. When we are together, we don't look at the mobile phone, and when we are not together, we reply to the message every second. This is the true love of modern people.

7. Every time I weigh myself, I feel very emotional. There are always four big words in my mind: difficult to fly!

Eight. Some people talk to you all night to steal your heart, while others talk to you all night to steal your expression pack.

9. Losing weight is the most anti-human thing in the world. If you don't eat, you feel hungry and want to hit yourself.

Tenuto used to suspect that he was mentally ill all day. After treatment, I now doubt that I am not mentally ill all day.

Maybe hundreds of thousands is nothing to rich families, but to our poor families, it is a day's living expenses.

12. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

Thirteen. It's so cold that I can't even show my tattoo. I feel that people don't respect me so much.

14. God is fair. Although he shortened you, he raised your hairline.

15. Don't think that you can get everything with money. Just like 87-year-old Li Ka-shing doesn't have my WeChat yet!

16. Don't think that today is the bottom of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your later days.

At the beginning of the month, the dog was very happy. He eats whatever I eat, and the dog is happy at the end of the month. I eat whatever he eats.

18. The water meter at home is broken, and I tried to call the water company several times. One day, I had a whim and called again: my water meter was turned upside down. About half an hour, the water company will arrive.

19. The judge asked: Why did you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

20. Can money buy happiness? Are you happy when you have money? So money itself is happiness, and the happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

Twenty one. "What unscrupulous methods have parents used to stop you from puppy love?" "Gave me this face."

Twenty-two Women are over forty, and men can still hold your little face and look at you patiently for half an hour. Maybe it's just the dentist!

23. You may not believe it, but you just met a particularly handsome boy. I have watched him for a long time, and no one wants to break this wonderful moment. It was not until my hands were sore that I reluctantly put down the mirror.

24. Say to the flight attendant on the train, "Give me a bottle of coke. How much is it? " Flight attendant: "8 yuan." Me: "How big is the bottle?" Stewardess: "It's the kind that sells 3 yuan outside."