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A timeless classic personality

1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

3. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Which drama school did you come from?

If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

6. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

7. The secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die.

8. Because I was too sincere in the past, I am heartless now.

9. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

10. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

1 1. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

12. Distance is not beauty, but a third party.

13. The generation gap means that you ask your father: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, I haven't drunk it ~ ~ ~

14. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

15. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

16. Boss, give me a bowl full of cows. ...

17. Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...

18. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

19. Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself …

20. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

2 1. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

22. Spongebob said, talk about the new mood. Sorry, I fell in love with Maruko next door …

23. What did you say, Crayon Shinchan is going to marry Cherry Maruko?

24. Mr Doraemon, would you like to get married? Is Miss Cherry Maruko a wife?

25. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

26. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

27. Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

28. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?

29. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

30. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time!

Never out-of-date tutor golden sentence recommendation

Never-out-of-date golden sentence recommendation for family education (Part I) 1. I only keep today's studies, don't give up your youth lightly.

2. Be filial to parents, respect teachers, cherish time and know how to pay.

3. Li See Witch, as money implies, strives to make money and unite to create righteousness.

4. Status cannot be in heaven, and the cultivation of virtue is not in me. Don't abandon him in me, and don't force him in heaven.

5. Forgiving others is not an idiot, and idiots will not forgive others.

6. I would rather be negative than negative.

7. If you know who you are, you don't know who you are. If you are heard, you don't know who you are. Therefore, selfish ideas are shoveled in the bud, and flatterers refuse when they arrive.

8. Be honest, be practical, be diligent in study and be diligent in family.

9. If a person loses honesty, he loses everything. -Li Li

10. Respect above and respect below, and the husband sings with the woman, diligent and beautiful, and worships goodness and filial piety.

1 1. Use gratitude to perfect everything and make the family harmonious.

12. There is no way to go in Shushan, and there is no end to learning.

13. Happiness lies in virtue and virtue, and home lies in love.

14. The utensils are clean and tidy, and tiles are better than gold.

15. Do good deeds, accumulate virtue, be loyal and filial.

16. Everyone has dual parents, and both parents are treated equally.

17. If you want to be tall, you must be kind. If you want to be good, your descendants must learn.

18. Do your best to honor your ancestors, serve your country faithfully, make friends as much as you can, and start a business as much as you can.

19. Don't act on small evils, and don't act on small goodness.

20. Show your talents without self-reliance, and succeed without hard work.

Never-out-of-date family instruction golden sentence recommendation (2) 2 1. There are no virtuous fathers and brothers in life, no strict teachers and friends outside, but few people can succeed.

22. If you are not careful, it is not just your family that you lose.

23. Be unambiguous in the face of right and wrong, and keep the bottom line on issues of principle.

24. Money can be lost, work can be lost, heart can't be lost, and peace of mind is a blessing.

25. Be kind to your neighbors, be kind to others, choose kind words, behave gently, eat but be full, not greedy for delicious food, not dirty, and be frugal.

26. Stick to your own principles, not blindly following, not exaggerating and being true.

27. Don't burden husband and wife with food, as long as the husband and wife can discuss it.

28. March to fight, soldiers are most afraid of arrogance, and arrogant soldiers will fail; Children are also most afraid of being spoiled. If they are spoiled, there must be something wrong.

29. Be kind to others, be sensible, be frugal and live in harmony.

30. Indulging in love is a sea of pain, and lust is a pit of fire.

3 1. The father is kind and filial, the husband sings with the woman, the neighborhood is harmonious and the road is respectful.

32. Shame is progress.

33. Young people learn easily, but they are never old, and not an inch of time is wasted.

34. Be honest (law-abiding), be upright (seemingly), be kind-hearted, and do more good deeds, which will eventually lead to good results.

35. Strict family style and harmonious family; Living in the countryside is tolerant, and the countryside is harmonious.

36. Honor parents, respect and love each other, be neither greedy nor lazy, and be healthy and safe.

37. Don't lack your own strengths, and don't foolishly avoid others' abilities.

We should pay attention to our ideals and work harder for the world.

39. Supporting parents is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, which has been handed down from generation to generation since I started.

40. Fake ones don't go into cabinets, fake ones don't go into stores, don't do things that hurt people, and don't make money.

Never-out-of-date golden sentence recommendation for family education (Chapter III) 4 1. Accumulate small money to do great things; Save spare money and do urgent things.

42. A gentleman does his best, regardless of his destiny, which lies in personnel.

43. One commandment is (late); Second, quit being lazy; Three commandments of luxury; Under the temptation is pride. Observe under temptation and observe four rules: First, study hard; Second, it is right to respect teachers; Three righteousness and love for the masses; Fourth, we should eat carefully.

44. It is not easy to think about a porridge and a meal; It is difficult to keep thinking about material resources.

45. The harder you work, the luckier you will be. The more responsibilities you take, the more you grow; The more grateful, the more blessed!

46. The greatest secret and wealth in life is health and happiness.

47. Sun Xian is a filial son. He respects his wife, keeps the house diligently, and has a family and a career.

48. Respect the old and love the young, be grateful to improve everything, and have a harmonious family.

49. Shoulder morality, care for the world, do things honestly, and put home first everywhere.

50. It is never too late to learn to lie in a coffin.

5 1. Make friends with morality, take friends as neighbors, put honesty first, and help the poor.

52. Integrity, honesty and kindness.

53. Everything goes well at home.

54. One day's "Three Provinces" has many benefits, so you won't sing regret songs in the future.

55. Self-study is not difficult to cultivate; It is difficult to raise your heart, but you should also be cautious.

56. Honest and trustworthy, open-minded, diligent, low-key and high-profile.

57. Save the country with your body.

58. The family is good for thousands of years, the good children are more filial, the family is less blessed, and more schooling is reliable.

59. Be courageous and knowledgeable, be polite and polite, be affectionate and righteous, and gain and lose.

60. Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren. Don't treat your children and grandchildren like cattle and horses. If you have books to read, you should read more. Don't miss the bright future of your children and grandchildren.

Luo Xiang's Eternal Quotations (40 sentences)

Quotations from Teacher Luo Xiang (I) 1. If freedom is not restricted, it will inevitably lead to the exploitation of the weak by the strong.

2. Many times we have to pretend. If we pretend too much, we will really respect from the heart. If you leave this outfit, it may be difficult to respect others all your life.

3. Why are there so many sprays on the Internet? This is obviously related to the characteristics of the Internet, because the most prominent feature of the Internet is anonymity, and once anonymous, all kinds of dark elements in human nature may erupt. Plato told a story in Utopia. He said that one day a shepherd got a strange ring, and when he put it on a shepherd, he couldn't see it. So it is invisible in his hands. The invisible shepherd will do the worst thing he can imagine. He committed adultery with the king's wife and finally killed the king. Because he is invisible, he doesn't have to take responsibility, and all the darkness in human nature will be released.

4. radbruch, a German jurist, said: From the time when there was a criminal law, the state assumed a double responsibility, not the victim's lynching revenge, so it showed its paradox. Criminal law should not only face criminals to protect the country, but also face the country to protect criminals, and face criminals and prosecutors to protect citizens, which has become a magna carta for citizens to oppose judicial arbitrariness and mistakes.

If you don't think clearly why lawyers defend criminals, you are not ready to be a qualified criminal defense lawyer.

6. "There is nothing absolutely right or absolutely wrong in this world." And this view itself is absolute!

7. People are the goal, and people can't just be the means, so we prohibit cruel and inhuman punishment.

8. Any judgment should be in line with the law, and should be more in line with human nature. Legal interest is the basis of conviction, and ethics is the basis of conviction.

9. Run away from home just to follow in your footsteps. But I don't want to play tricks on fate, which always leaves you and me far apart.

10. There are only ordinary people in this world, and rational people are just assumptions.

1 1. Any gift given by fate has already marked the price in the dark.

12. It looks easy, but it is difficult to learn. Don't relax, just watch it.

13. We are far darker than we thought, and our income is far more than we deserve.

14. There is no express stipulation that no crime is committed, and there is no express stipulation that no punishment is imposed. No matter how bad the behavior is, it is not a crime if it is not stipulated by the criminal law.

15. There is no end to human evil, there is no worst, only worse.

16. Dear students, who came to this world voluntarily? Who came to this world, your parents asked your advice. We are not on the stage of our choice. Do you have your own life script? Do you envy other people's scripts? To tell the truth, I sometimes envy other people's scripts, but I can't help it. You didn't choose your script. You just have to work hard and play the script well. Although it is very painful, as long as you work hard to play your own script, there are also wonderful things in the pain.

17. Over time, all good causes have a negative slope.

18. Legal interest is the basis of conviction, and ethics is the basis of conviction.

19. We need a great dialogue between human souls and get out of our own narrowness and prejudice.

20. Why do scholars despise each other? Because knowledge is always looked down upon by people, but non-utilitarian reading can really make you realize our smallness and cultivate our humility.

Quotations from Teacher Luo Xiang (II) 2 1. "Legal interest is the basis of conviction, and ethics is the basis of conviction."

22. Life is like a bird in the same forest, and it will fly separately.

Justice Holmes, a representative of the school of social law, once said: "The life of law lies not in logic, but in experience."

Kafka said: A book is like a sharp axe, splitting our frozen hearts.

If you try to study law, you must have common sense. Don't think you are superior because you are a legal person. Law is nothing more than solving contradictions in social life. The judgment of a legal person can never go beyond the simple moral feelings of the people.

26. Freedom can't be an excuse to indulge selfish desires, nor can it be an excuse for the strong to exploit the weak, otherwise there will be no difference between man and beast.

27. The more you read, the more you stand at the peak of human knowledge, and you will find that I am so small. I just saw a glimpse of knowledge, and there are so many things. I don't know how to restrain my inner sense of knowledge superiority, so that I can truly respect others from the heart and avoid arrogance. Only non-utilitarian reading can constantly enrich your heart and let you resist the glitz of the outside world.

28. People have to accept their limitations. People's logic, rationality and reading are all limited, and the whole person is in prejudice. People are out of prejudice all their lives.

29. If your eyes always focus on the ground, you will never know how happy it is to look up.

30. "Go beyond vanity and nothingness in your own mission, go forward bravely and be fearless."

3 1. If you don't ask me what time is, I think I know, but once you ask me what time is, I'm at a loss.

32. Some happiness is just indulgence, and many happiness reduces human dignity.

33. If the law cannot be a beacon to light up the darkness, it should at least provide some protection for human rights.

34. It is easy for people to attach insignificant value to what they like and turn themselves into the embodiment of justice. Never attach marginal value to the position you value, but accept the rationality of opposing views.

Morality does not teach us how to make ourselves happy, but how to make ourselves worthy of happiness.

36. Only by restraining your inner sense of knowledge superiority can you respect others from the heart and avoid arrogance, and you can constantly enrich your heart.

37. Relationships between people are like saving money. You must save money before you can withdraw money. If you only withdraw money without saving it, it's called malicious overdraft, and your account will go bankrupt, so if you want to withdraw your feelings from others. You must first settle enough feelings.

38. People should accept their own limitations. First, people admit that they are limited, so they admit that your logic is limited, your reason is limited, your reading is limited, you are in prejudice, and your life is out of prejudice.

39. "True love must be related to responsibility and restraint."

40. Those humanitarianism that squanders kindness and ignores justice are often mixed with too much hypocrisy. They always ignore the present justice for the imaginary future, and always ignore the grief of specific people for the sake of abstracting human beings. Imagine if a criminal is extremely vicious subjectively and his crime is extremely serious. If he is not sentenced to death, how can he soothe the tears of those who still exist in the world?

Romance is never out of date, showing love, common sentences (59 items)

Make three wishes to time: I can see you, I can hug you, and I can accompany you for a lifetime.

2. Love lasts forever, accompanied by Tanabata, which is the proof of our love!

There are not many beautiful things in the world. The wind blowing from the other side of the river in the early autumn evening is killing you when you laugh until you are 19 years old.

You are a blooming flower among flowers, which attracts my attention.

5. Do you dare to love or not?

6. You are a flower, blooming in my heart.

7. If the distance between us is 100 step, I have already taken 99 steps, just waiting for you to finish the last step. No matter how long I wait, because I love you.

8. If you are moved, you can start to fall in love; Only when you are calm can you upgrade to marriage.

9. I continue to write sadness in my corner, and you feel the sunshine in your world! Spring has come, the earth full of green, fertile soil, this is our mottled time!

10. Don't walk barefoot on this grass, my garden is full of fragments of stars.

1 1. Along an island full of duckweeds, there will be peace of communication.

12. There are many ways to be happy, and the most direct way is to see you.

13. You look a bit like my relative and my father's good son-in-law.

14. The appearance of home has been described many times in my mind. As long as I think of you at home, my heart warms up again.

15. The world is a mess, but you are clean. You can hang on my heart and be the sun and the moon.

16. I only watch the sunset and starlight with you.

17. Let's spend the autumn together, I mean together.

18. I am obviously not young, but I still look like a child in front of the person I like.

19. The destroyed love that can create miracles, once rebuilt, will be more magnificent, better and more tenacious than before.

20. Some people can't tell what is good, but no one can replace them.

Don't tell me I can fall in love with someone else in the future. I never think that feelings can be transferred at will, just like a chemical reaction that only happens to you. I like you, I am serious and timid, and I will never die.

22. I have two wishes: to be by your side and to be by your side.

23. Every day in your life, may you always smile and be moved, because-love.

24. Along the way, I drank hard liquor, my eyes were red and my heart was dying. I was lonely. Until I met you, the wind left, the rain stopped and the fog dispersed.

What I try my best to do is to give you a future, because the future is meaningless without you.

26. I have been waiting for you to come to me. Finally, you have become my prince charming. I'm glad to meet you at the best time.

27. Be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

28. I have never been vague about liking you.

29. I will take you to see whales in the sky, and then dive into the bottom of the sea with you.

I tell you to the sky that my love for you will never stop.

3 1. I heat slowly, but the heat preservation performance is good. Once I heat it, it won't cool down. For example, I like you.

32. I miss you, and my mind is full of you.

Don't cry even if you get old and ugly.

34. Everyone else has 207 bones. I don't know why I saw you with 208.

35. I want to spend a long night with you. I want to accompany you to my temple and see the scenery of the world with you. In short, I want to be you all my life.

Do you know what time it is? Is the starting point of our happiness.

I should blame myself. I must like you, not you.

38. You were born to be loved, which you don't need to doubt.

In this world, no one has to love or do anything. Unless, that person is you, that thing is that I love you.

You know, when you need a summer, I will work hard.

Romantic and eternal love show sentence 3 4 1. The recent state of life is overeating and liking you.

I got married yesterday. Believe it or not, I am married anyway. Ha ha ha, I can't believe it myself.

43. When I met you, the navigation said: You have reached your destination.

44. If the world is simple, happiness will grow.

45. Happiness is actually very simple. When I am depressed, when I am sad, when I cry, you will come to me and give me a hug without hesitation.

46. I like you more than anyone in the world.

47. The flame of love has fused us together, and the flame of love has been in our hearts ever since.

48. Suddenly, many young girls have romantic ideas, such as kissing under the fireworks on New Year's Eve, chasing the aurora in the cold winter, taking photos with a film machine in Disney, and watching the Milky Way in the northwest desert. These are so sweet, I want to hold them in my hand and make them with you.

49. I also want to tell you that the only thing I care about in the whole world is you, and you are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with!

50. In fact, the most beautiful fairy tale in the world is nothing more than the daily necessities spent with you.

5 1. I want to hide you in my dream, but I can't take you away in the morning.

52. Don't say there is nothing in your sky. If there is nothing, I will give you all my sky-just let me stay in your sky.

53. I am glad because of your concern.

54. I have a long story, and it will take me a lifetime to tell it to you slowly.

55. My heart also pays attention to memory, so I can't hold a few people. Please pay the rent on time when you reach my heart.

56. No matter how wild the heart is, it knows how to refuse.

57. You are like a beam of sunshine suddenly sprinkled in a dusty room.

58. I like the wind, unrestrained, I like the stars, quiet and bright, I like whales in the deep sea, lonely and clear, I like animation, warm heartstrings, and I like you, which is meaningless.

59. The rear wheel of the bicycle fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew that he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land where the front wheel passed, silently watching her and accompanying her. Don't miss the people who accompany you! ! !