Record my daughter's witty remarks

The following are my daily records for several years.

20 13. 12.20

My daughter stayed behind for several months and just called her mother. My two-year-old daughter grabbed her cell phone and talked to me. She kept talking loudly, and I couldn't get a word in. After a while, she said to herself, mom is asleep, mom is asleep. Then he hung up on me. ...

20 14. 1.9

My two-year-old daughter has been in her hometown for several months. My voice was hoarse when I heard her calling her mother on the phone. ...

20 14.2. 1 1

During the Spring Festival, I slept with my two-and-a-half-year-old daughter, telling stories to put her to sleep, telling stories about the race between the tortoise and the hare, Snow White and so on. The more I listen to it, the more excited I am. I asked my father to tell a story, and her father said, I will tell you a story about forgetting the water in the New Year, and then I said in a cadence, once-I was young-I loved chasing dreams, and I just wanted to fly forward ... Soon, the child fell asleep bored. I was in tears.

20 14.4. 18

My two-year-old daughter likes to drink bath water when she takes a bath. I am very distressed. I stressed yesterday, baby, you can't drink bath water. Do you know why? I only heard my daughter's immature voice say: After drinking, there will be no water to take a bath.

20 14.5. 16

It's been a long time. My daughter is over two years old. She saw turtles by the pond that day and asked her to count them. She only listens to her numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. When I was happy, I only heard her numbers: 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

20 14.7.30

I don't want my three-year-old daughter to eat ham, just say that ham is for dogs. If you eat it, you will become a dog. The child still cried for food, so I gave it to her. Then I said in horror, baby, you have become a dog! I saw her calmly touch her head and said that she had not changed. Later, I saw her throwing up while eating and asked her why. I'm still afraid of becoming a dog. ...

20 14.8.2

Last night, my three-year-old daughter didn't sleep. I said she would be stupid if she didn't sleep, and so would her mother. She doesn't know you. Daughter said: I will become stupid and don't know my mother. Ask: Mom, who are you?

20 14.8. 17

Today, my three-year-old daughter jumped up and down. I said baby, you are as naughty as a monkey. I'll take you to the zoo. The baby said, mom, take me to the zoo quickly. I don't want to go to kindergarten.

20 14.8.24

At the supermarket checkout counter, my three-year-old daughter suddenly grabbed my chest with both hands. I fought back and caught her. She proudly said, I didn't.

20 14. 10. 1

When I went to work in the morning, my three-year-old daughter said in tears that her mother didn't want to go to work ... I told her to be good, and when her mother didn't go to work, the students cried. The daughter said, what should I do if I cry at home all day?

20 15.2.7

Playing with my three-year-old daughter, every time I say, mom, you chase me, I raise my hand and grab it. She is afraid to say, mom, don't use your claws. ...

20 15.2. 10

When I got up in the morning, my three-year-old daughter said to me, Mom, I have no choice. I asked in horror, why can't I help it? Guawazi said: I can't help eating. False alarm!

20 15.2. 14

Just playing with my three-year-old daughter, this silly girl always shouts: Come, Mom, let's run together! Her father couldn't listen any longer, so he corrected that it was two mothers and daughters. So I heard Guawazi slowly learn to say: two witches, two witches …

20 15.8. 14

My uncle's local dog is very picky about food. My three-year-old daughter told me: Mom, the dog told me that it still wants to eat some rice. I said you told the dog: you can't be picky about food, and you won't be given food if you are picky about food. After a while, I heard my daughter run out and say, "Sorry, dog, we don't have Fan Fan." .

20 16.8.5

My four-year-old daughter asked me, Mom, why hasn't the dog given birth yet? I said it didn't have a cub in its belly. The daughter said, then we will give it more to eat.

20 16.8.23

My daughter said from the age of three, "Never change the hook for a hundred years!" I think it's cute, and I haven't corrected it. Now that I'm five years old, I still say that.

20 16.8.26

My daughter who just turned five is a foodie. She just grazed her father's back and got sunburned from swimming. Her father asked: Is it fun? She said solemnly: fun, these skins can't be eaten.

20 18.2.25

My father's life experience is quite tragic. I advised him to write out his hatred, but he smiled. The daughter immediately persuaded: "Dad, mom is saving you! You must get rid of the little devil in your heart, so that your angel will not ... "I forgot the original words.

20 18.3.2

In a blink of an eye, my daughter is in high school. Yesterday, I gave her an English homework on the home network. She kept crying for fear of being mistaken. I was so angry that I taught her a lesson and even slapped her in the face. This is something I seldom do. I am really angry and disappointed! Later, I calmed down and comforted. She said, mom, you don't have to scold me. You can tell me well. You treat me like this, and the little flowers in my heart wither. When you don't want to eat, say, mom, my husband says he's full.

20 18.3.8

Today is the day when dad picks up the baby. Baby, when I came back, I was also looking for it in autumn water. I said I wouldn't cry and let myself think about other things, so I wouldn't miss my mother so much. Good boy. I did a lot of homework, but I hardly finished it. I am very satisfied.

Sunday, 20 18.5.6

My daughter, the father of the child and I eat out together. Because we played with building blocks, her father asked me to take the baby to wash her hands, but I didn't go there several times. I said, why don't you take it? So his father got up and took the children to wash their hands, and his daughter said, you are a bad wife. Haha, I laughed so hard that I really wanted to film her little ass.

At noon today, I took my children to the bookstore to read. There is a coffee shop in the bookstore for people to sit and read. The children wanted to come again and again, and today they got it. In the process of reading, she couldn't sit still, made all kinds of little moves, looked for books back and forth, and thought of all kinds of disobedience at ordinary times. Her father and I began to attack her sentence by sentence, saying that she was spoiled, arrogant, coy, beautiful in appearance and poor in grades. People ask her questions without generous answers, Du. She burst into tears and was very sad. I relented and said, in fact, 98 is not bad. When we were studying, 98 was basically the third place. She ranks 25th because there are too many 100. It's not that her grades are not good, but that her natural number of paragraphs is wrong. After listening to my words, she slowly calmed down and began to eat. After taking a shower at home, I fell asleep at 7 o'clock and fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I saw the corner of my eye, I actually had a tear. Are we too vicious? But how can we help children develop a generous temperament and stop pouting and selling cute postures?

20 19.7.28

After having a younger brother, my daughter is much more sensible. There are many funny languages, but I am too busy to record them.

Last night, my brother fell asleep, and she and I listened to the song, only listening to the song singing: ugly people live long, fat people thrive ~, and my daughter, who is almost eight years old but still naive, said: all this is to comfort ugly people, ugly people live long, so what's the point of living in this world?

I want to say, daughter, appearance is given by parents, which is important, but a kind heart is more precious!