What humor is there when the hand is scratched and bleeding?

1, the price of beauty, my hand was cut, it hurts.

2. When washing dishes, I cut my hand with a knife, and then, like a pig, I washed the dishes calmly with my fingers bleeding. ?

I cut my heart instead of my hand. The blood I shed is not blood, but tears. ?

The scar on the hand will become inflamed when it touches dirty water. If I touch you, my world will collapse. ?

I can solve all the problems, including scratching my fingers and bleeding. ?

6, the vegetable cutter was cut, there is no disinfectant at home, and I am worried about whether there will be bacterial infection while trusting my immune system.

7. That's ridiculous. I always want to die, but the truth is, I even feel pain when I cut my finger. I'm such a coward. ?

8. I cut my hand when I was working. It turned out that my hand was cut when it was sour with lemon juice.