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How to send a short supper to a circle of friends to eat supper?

1, not enterprising, thinking a lot about mutton kebabs.

Play when you are full, sleep when you are tired, and eat when you wake up.

Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

4, eat when you should, and have the strength to lose weight when you are full.

5. If you don't make money for catwalks, why do you have to suffer from supermodels?

6, a person's hot pot, a city fireworks, a song that misses you.

7, the two sneaked out to eat supper again, and every time they finished eating, they came to the door with guilt.

8. Now that you are back, you have gained weight again. You can't eat midnight snack any more.

9. Rotten meat, which is essential for Chinese New Year, is the roast mutton with the highest attendance rate at midnight snack.

10, I don't know if I don't eat it, but I can't forget it once I eat it. I wolfed it down.

1 1. Buy pig bones at the east gate and order orange sauce. Steamed chicken is the most famous, and beautiful women are not fish and turtles.

12, eating supper really makes people feel guilty, and after eating it, they will fall into deep remorse.

13, it's really wonderful to eat midnight snack, especially baked tofu, when the weather is super cold.

14, the stuffing has a strong fragrance, which lingers in my mind for a long time and makes me memorable!

15, as soon as I got home, I was asked by my colleagues to go out for a snack, but I had no choice but to leave for a big meal.

16, tossing and turning, arriving, excited, unable to open my eyes, persisting, eating supper, looking forward to tomorrow.

17, on the way to chasing dreams, no matter the wind and rain, no matter the thorns, eating midnight snacks will still make you fat.

18. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks and the other made them for me every day!

19, sometimes after the party, I will find the guests eating supper in this isolated corner.

20. I can't help eating supper every time, and I feel guilty after eating it. I usually find reasons for myself to have dinner.

2 1, quietly accompany me to have supper, don't leave, don't scream, lie in the corner of the sofa and wait for me to come home and give you a hug.

22. I thought for a moment, why do experts recommend eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

23, good morning, no matter how late you go to bed, you can't stay in bed after waking up. I want to get up and do some exercise. I would rather die than eat dinner. This is amazing.

24. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

25. Wuhan's delicious food can be described as a thousand miles a day, and the most classic is breakfast and midnight snack. Known as "taste Hubu Lane early and eat Qing Ji Street late".

26. Does every girl have a dog walking suit in her closet? She can wear it to the supermarket for a midnight snack at any time and walk around, making her feel like streaking.

27. After a long period of insomnia, I still feel that I miss you. When my body began to hurt again, I forbeared and forced myself that I would never miss you again when you left.

28. I am so hungry that I want to eat noodles with noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

29. I really like to eat midnight snack. It's really good to be alone in the dead of night. There is no work to worry about and no trivial things to find you. You can relax and eat something.