Funny blessing sentences of Dragon Boat Festival

1, "What am I to you?" "You are my zongzi." "ah? So I am it! " "So I can undress you."

2, take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and take a bite, my heart flies to the outside of the cloud nine, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

3, miss your smile, savor your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my madness, think about my needs, or lose you early, Zongzi, happy holidays!

4. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

5. Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is fair and smooth, your heart is rich and colorful, your body is symmetrical and angular, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

6. As a boss, I am very cautious in texting. Fame is given by everyone, position is spelled by brothers, and we are responsible for everyone! I've reminded you for decades that the Dragon Boat Festival is here, and it's time to pay the cover fee this month!

7. You are an affectionate crow, a lively frog, a sweet potato, and a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to bless the fool who read my short message: Hala is always happy and Dragon Boat Festival is happy!

8. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the top two mobile phone numbers XX can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

9. I am a leaf, and you are rice, wrapped around you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

10, the current zongzi, it has a high gold content, and it is convenient to eat one top five! Look at me, it's easy to go up to the fifth floor in one breath! Since eating zongzi, my waist has stopped hurting, my legs are not soft, and I am strong after eating zongzi!