Tell me the joke that my husband doesn't give gifts on Valentine's Day.

1. He gave me a red envelope and he confiscated it. However, he gave me nothing and hit me hard in the face.

2. Is the old couple the reason why gifts are not romantic?

3. The wife is not a lover? Then find your lover! I am also looking for my lover to spend Valentine's Day!

4, an old couple, what gift? Don't bother about those fancy things!

5, an old couple, what gift, what surprise? Not used to monotonous and repetitive days? Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are monotonous and repetitive! Eat quickly, haha.

6. If you meet the right person, every day is Valentine's Day, and you are the right person.

7. Romance with money is called romance, and romance without money is a disaster.

8. Lao Wang, Lao Wang, can't you have Valentine's Day? You must have!

9. I want to disappear silently for a day. When she comes to me, I will say that I am too busy to remember.

10, I may have had a fake Valentine's Day.

1 1, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve, I finally waited until today, and he told me not to celebrate the foreign festival. Has Tanabata passed?

12, when to send Valentine's Day and who not to send it depends on your mind.

13, Valentine's Day gift? No, Tanabata is Valentine's Day. That's my wife, not a lover.

14, I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

15, I gave you the money card. How can I afford a gift? You have to buy it yourself!