20 17 featured funny dog blood jokes

Although the general jokes about dog blood are exaggerated, it doesn't affect our love for it at all. The following is a selection of funny dog blood jokes about 20 17 that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

20 17 collection of funny dog blood tablets

1. The salary is dead. If the salary is worthy of going to work, you have to go to work less.

2. A stuttering invigilator found a student peeking and shouted angrily:? You, you, you, you, how dare you cheat? Get up! ? Five students stood up.

3. A couple went to register for marriage. ? Did you have a premarital examination? Yes, his house and car are complete. ? I mean the hospital. ? The young woman blushed and whispered: Yes, it's a boy. ?

4. Maintaining life lies in exercise, and creating life also lies in exercise. The difference is-under the bed.

5. Living alone, people can only waste; Wives and concubines in groups make people know how to be frugal. But now, I am eager to be frugal in waste all day.

6. You ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, if you stand on tiptoe, you can get closer to happiness, and if you close your eyes, you can feel happiness?

7. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will die!

8. Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they came in, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman. Look carefully! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! ?

9. No matter how high a woman stands, squatting can only wet the land under her feet; Men are amazing, stand higher and pee farther!

10. Teacher, just follow the old lady! After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break!

1 1. The mother bird burst into tears, and the male bird said angrily: How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

12. A military parade, the head held his head high. Hello, comrades? Hello, boss? Comrades have worked hard? Serve the people? Is the comrade-in-arms tanned? Blacker head? .

13. Someone met a friend in the street. When he first asked about his friend's wife, he suddenly remembered that she had passed away, and he changed his tune. Is she still in the old cemetery?

14. A man and his wife are often ambiguous, but they don't see it. Colleagues send a pair of couplets. Part I: As long as life goes by, part II: Even if the head is a little green, part II: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

15. Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

16. You are very creative, and living is your courage; Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper; You have to live bravely without you? Who will set off the beauty of the donkey!

17. Three small animals are chatting in the forest. Pig said: nicknames are popular now, so you can call me pig in the future. Rabbit: ok, I'll call it rabbit. Chicken face is unhappy: I have work to do, so I have to go first.

18. My dream life: I wake up naturally and count my money until my hands cramp. My real life: count the money until you wake up naturally and sleep until your hands cramp?

19. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes.

20. Some people's love is erotic, some are erotic, some are comedies, some are literary films; I am the worst. My love process is literary comedy, third-class comedy, suspense movie, action movie, and finally KB (horror) movie. What's more, there are fucking commercials

2 1. Menstruation is not only the pain of women, but also the pain of men.

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22. Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. Especially strong, they become perverted perverts and are called human aesthetic artists.

23. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd. There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.

24. I like to leave my life to fate: I will flip a coin when I wake up in the morning and go back to sleep face up; If I have a backache, I will lie in bed and watch TV. If the coin stands up after landing, I will get up and tidy up the house.

25. Is it cruel for a female mantis to eat a male mantis after mating? But some women swallow countless offspring during mating?

26. Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

27. For a long time, we were separated. I looked at your blushing cheeks and asked you softly, do you feel happy? You gently lower your head and answer in a charming voice: You ate garlic today.

28. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

29. You are lying in the theater, occupying four seats. When someone wakes you up, you only nod your head twice. The security guard came up and said, it's hard, man. Which way? You gnashed your teeth and said, I fell down the aisle upstairs!

30. Girls care about the happiness of the second half of their lives, while boys care about the happiness of the second half?

3 1. My wife and I haven't spoken for months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.

32. Shop assistant: Miss, all your 10 hundred-dollar bills are counterfeit. Pretty girl: Ah! ? I am * *!

I can't talk. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting, which is not to everyone's taste. I hope you can forgive me.

34. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

35. For men, fuck girls? That is-we can attack in advance and defend in retreat. A gift? For personal use? Both are suitable.

36. Attention robbers: Our employees only know Spanish. Please be patient when robbing. You'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you!

37. Cruel people-nothing to kill. Romantic people-nothing to find a beautiful woman to sleep with. Rich people-nothing to buy a new car to drive. I'm fine. Pick up a cigarette?

38. What is a blind date? Issue? What is the name of love? Direct selling? And throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is? Satellite? .

I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.

40. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it. Confidence? .

20 17 selection and appreciation of funny dog blood tablets

1. Tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

It's not difficult to drive on the road. What is it? Newcomer? !

What's the name of the person who works in the institution? Iron rice bowl? What's the name of working in a private enterprise? Wash-free tableware? .

3. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

4. In love, someone? See death? ; In marriage, is there anyone? Seeing death? .

The tragedy of life is that I worked hard to have a sweet dream with fragrant content all night, but I can't remember it when I wake up the next morning!

6. The experience of rolling in the officialdom-Lu Yao knows how to flatter, and people are jealous for a long time. A friend of Three Gorges Online was quoted on the wine table.

7. After dinner, I smoked on the balcony and enjoyed it. Suddenly I saw a flash of light in the night sky, and I was excited: a meteor! So make a wish right away? I made six or seven wishes, opened my eyes and threw them out of the balcony when I finished smoking. Suddenly I heard a girl's voice downstairs. Wow! Meteor! make a wish

8.？ People who respect others will always respect others? Today, when the world is getting worse, this virtue can only be seen in the banquet hall.

9. I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes during training. How dare you? If there are still loose clothes, then why should I sign up?

10. Menstrual blood is the uterus crying for loneliness, and wet dream is the seminal vesicle crying for depression. Menstruation once a month, but wet dream is irregular, which just shows: Do men have tears and don't flick?

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