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Copy of losing weight in friends circle

1. I will lose weight if I don't eat or drink.

2. whoever is thin looks good after a meal every day.

3. I hope you are a pig by the weight.

4. It's April, so it's urgent to lose weight.

5. You are young, but your weight is not light.

6. Don't lose weight, you won't lose weight anyway!

7. Eat, and you will know how to eat all day long.

8. Dessert always exists, but youth only comes once.

9. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

1. You have too little because you eat too much.

11. It's not a sin to lose weight and have a big appetite.

12. When my long hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat.

13. You are not too uncomfortable, but too comfortable.

14. Eat less meat today, and I will walk the catwalk in Victoria's Secret tomorrow.

15. Low in fat, less in oil and more in fiber. Beckham is staying at your house tonight.

16. To lose weight, all you need is a hard heart and persistence.

17. No wonder you can't lose weight.

18. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are just a kind-hearted fat man.

19. The loneliest thing in the stomach is to meet the most delicious food.

2. I want to eat strange beans, but I have to lose weight when summer comes.

21. Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.

22. I'm going to lose weight. I insist on these things every day.

23. Fat people often wake up at midnight and kill the kitchen.

24. Being with my best friend, I want to lose the meat that I can't lose.

25. Don't get moldy in the closet for the little flower skirt you bought.

26. Ugliness caused by lack of self-discipline is not worthy of sympathy.

27. I insist on exercising, and I feel thoroughly transformed.

28. You don't lose weight in summer, and your husband can only look at other people's legs.

29. As summer approaches, it's hard to lose weight, and all of them end in failure.

3. As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.

31. I can eat so much. I must have had an infinite stomach in my last life.

32. If you are fat, you will lose weight again.

33. Spend the same years, but you grow into a succulent plant.

34. Lose 5 pounds and live what you once longed for.

35. Eating fruit all day won't make you thin, really won't!

36. Is it difficult to lose weight? No, it's not difficult to lose weight. It's hard to fight hunger!

37. You can wear size S clothes to be an S figure. Are you a big S or a small S?

38. Take three meals regularly, quantitatively and nutritionally balanced as the basic premise.

39. I'm not fat. I'm swollen because I'm allergic to life.

4. I wanted to be thin, but I didn't expect to be fat.

41, life is full of embarrassment, to girls who are always on the road to losing weight.

42. The best-looking clothes are the figure, and the best cosmetic surgery is to lose weight.

43. Hold on, don't eat, you're too fat to eat!

44. What are you basking in when you exercise to lose weight and bask in a diet?

45. I started to lose weight today, and failed. I love beans to gain 2 pounds!

46. Fat people need a lot of time to lose weight, and success is no exception!

47. If you can't control the fat, how can you control your life?

48. The determination to lose weight depends on how handsome the person you want to sleep with is.

49, girlfriends are to exercise together, be beautiful together, and become better people together.

5. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first is to eat, drink and be good!

51, slimming soup, lose weight without losing nutrition! A bowl a day, healthy weight loss.

52. Eating while losing weight won't make you fat, because you are losing weight.

53. I hope that in the future, the growth will not be weight, but knowledge and insight.

54. I am a self-disciplined person. Since I have talked about losing weight, I must talk about it every day.

55. Being fat is not because of your physique, but because you are greedy and particularly lazy.

56. We agreed to eat less and lose weight in the evening, but we ate a little more tonight.

57. I finally lost weight, and I finished my wish that I had been waiting for six years, and I lost it in vain.

58. I'm going to the clothing store to try on the smallest size clothes, so that everyone can praise me!

59, thick legs or thin legs, hips or not, you can see it from three meters away.

6. You should always be a dead fat man who walks through the dirt of gas clothes!

61, change clothes less, change men less, eat bitter, sleep sweetheart.

62. To lose weight, you must be cruel from beginning to end. Even if you indulge once, all your efforts will be wasted.

63. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones, because laughing will hang up the phone.

64. On a day off, I've been eating since I got up, and my face is swollen. I'll start to lose weight tomorrow!

65. Remember, you are a fairy, and you grew up drinking dew, so you can't eat any more!

66. You should be thin when you are dead, and you will not stop until you are 9. Only in this way can you lose weight.

67. When you eat a little, people around you tell you not to eat, and you still eat when you are so fat.

68. It is impossible to lose weight. How can you give up the meat you have worked so hard to save?

69. After losing weight, I feel more confident to stand next to the person I secretly love, and I am no longer dependent on Nuo Nuo.

7. Fat flesh, like a shield, blocks your opportunity, your love and your happiness.

71. Sleeping with hunger is the beginning of beauty! Isn't it just missing a meal? Nothing serious can happen.

72. The bar is small, the tables and chairs are tight, and the big waist touches everyone. Always pinch your belly with your hands, and don't make a fool of yourself before you take it seriously.

73. People can forgive baby fat, but you are no longer a baby, and no one thinks you are cute.

74. Eat less meat today, and I will walk the catwalk in Victoria's Secret tomorrow, and I will eat braised pork in hahaha. Whoever loves the catwalk will walk the catwalk.

75. The most difficult moment has passed since you decided to lose weight.

76. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them very much, and it will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend that you don't care.

77. I want to tell those children who are trying hard to lose weight that human beings have struggled to climb to the top of the food chain, not for vegetarianism.

78. If you don't have a boyfriend, you must lose weight. Otherwise, "Excuse me, you are blocking me" is your way of meeting.

79. You said you must love yourself, and you should remember that fat people have no future. No matter how good you are, you are just a good fat man.

8. Work hard. Don't procrastinate. The more you procrastinate, the less enthusiastic you become. In fact, it's very simple. Eat less and lose an inch, and cherish every bite of food.

81. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It hides in every corner of the body. It hurts when buying clothes, when drinking water and eating, and even when breathing.

82. If you are fat, but you are too lazy to change, you will be lazy and fat. If you lose weight, your life may not be open, but if you are fat, you can't walk.

83. I'm lazy when I lose weight. In summer, when I'm thin and long-legged, I can only be angry at my own fat, so the laziness I stole will eventually turn into a slap in the face.

84. Beauty, what's the use of losing a little weight? Don't listen to others' insincere remarks. You seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!