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I'm not ready. Tell me.

0 1. Lv Xiaobu is right. "No one has died in life since ancient times, and everyone has died early and late."

02. When the teacher said, put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.

I have no intention of going back since I came to this world, because I can never go back.

04. Save three times every meal-is it wide? Fat? Is it round?

When I was young, I asked questions. Mom, where am I from? Mom said, son, it's from your mobile phone.

If you don't leave, I will die.

07. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge show that I have culture.

08. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

09. You are a bitch, and you always sow discord between us and our parents.

10. When you think that the person you like likes you, you usually think too much.

1 1. You live in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die, but you are also in bed.

12. Once upon a time, a person spoke ill of me behind my back, and then she died.

13. I passed him n times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks.

14. Beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to kick.

15. Buddha said, "Color is empty, and emptiness is color." I want to be free tonight.

16. You can sing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

17. I am like a tree, half in the mud and half in the mud. Can't move.

18. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

19. Don't love too hard. Two wrong people may break up and create happiness for four people.

20. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.