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What are some funny sentences?
2. One day, the coach was learning to drive in the Institute of Education, and suddenly a robber came.
Robber: Stop the car! Please stop the car! I called you for a long time, but I didn't hear you. Don't move. Get rid of the police car behind you. Otherwise LZ will stab you to death. Drive forward, now.
Coach: Don't panic, sister. Listen to my command, practice the action just now again, shift to first gear, slowly release the clutch, and lightly step on the accelerator.
Let's go . . Hey, hey, yeah. . . Let's go . Ah, yes. Let's go . .
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