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What are the hypocritical poems of senior satirists?

Senior satirist hypocritical poem is:

1, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

2. It's hard to paint a tiger's skin but not a bone.

3, although laughter is not necessarily harmonious, although crying is not necessarily sad. Make friends with your mouth, but you have thorns in your stomach.

4. The world needs gold to make friends, and there is not too much gold. Even if you make a promise temporarily, there will always be a long journey.

5, reed on the wall, top-heavy, shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

6, holding the Buddhist scriptures to talk about the five precepts, the road is full of money.

7. I hope that everything in the world will be violated, and I will forget the machine. The fish in Dihua village are marked,

8. There are few deer in Shixian Pavilion. The secluded path will lead the monk into the cold pool, and the cold pool will lean on the moon.

9. Lampe, a dog made by a city man, never loses its fragrance for a long time.