A simple joke, a sentence, a super joke, a joke.

First, never give up hope. The more sinister the environment, the more we must ignite the will of hope.

Second, if you want the so-called good: please put down the so-called face.

Third, we are all poor people. The people you like can't get it, the people you get don't cherish it, the doubts we have together, the lost nostalgia, the desire to meet each other, and the regret of meeting each other late are all throughout our lives.

Fourth, no matter how hard and tired we are, please never give up easily.

Loyalty is a person's character. Loyalty to employers is not achieved overnight, but when you serve a company, you have to devote yourself wholeheartedly.

6. In Weibo, a man of God made a question, replacing a sentence in a movie or TV series he had seen with Lu to see who was the most creative. A beautiful woman praised the beast, and a man praised the little monster. A man of God came back to his mother and praised me again, and passed out directly. . . Welcome to comment freely ~ ~ ~

7. Later, I finally realized with tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

Eight, the deepest loneliness is not a long-term person, but no expectation in my heart.

Nine, female reproductive urethra and excretion are separated, but male urethra and reproduction are combined, and the degree of male evolution is relatively low. Therefore, it is normal for men to be a little wild. Don't take it too seriously when his boyfriend quarrels with you. He is not as advanced as you evolved. . . (turning)

I don't take it for granted that you hate me, but I like you and you take it for granted.

Eleven, when your long hair is waist-high, I will open my double knives and run sideways, taking all your long hair away!

Twelve, quit smoking, and then smoking is like walking on clouds!

Thirteen, the girl with thick legs envies all kinds of small thin legs, no matter whether he is a man or a woman.

14. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at their crotch.

15. Most of the time, we don't really forget, we just know it clearly and there is no reason to remember it.

Sixteen, most people want to transform the world, few people want to transform themselves.

17. If nothing else, be ashamed of your mother.

Eighteen, people don't attack me, I don't attack, if people attack me, I cried.

19. The commander will look on coldly and see how long it will run wild.

You don't have to love me, but I'm in a hurry. Please tell me earlier.

Twenty-one, how time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

22. Humorous short sentence: Help each other in the same boat for a hundred years, and bunk beds for a thousand years.

If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today!

Twenty-four, when I was a child, I drew 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said that my money is fake, nonsense, of course it is fake, and your car is not real.

Twenty-five, you smiled and said to forget, but I couldn't find the courage to leave.

The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about making mistakes.

Twenty-seven, I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again, but later I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

I like you, which is a fact that will never change.

Twenty-nine, there are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

Thirty, I separated from my girlfriend. Her birthday is coming. In order to give her a surprise, I'm going to take the train secretly. Then for more than ten hours, I went downstairs to her house. Knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered. I called her and asked where she was. She said, honey, I'm downstairs.

Thirty-one, time is quiet, everything is waiting, waiting for a suitable day, so that your heart can be opened.

Thirty-two, the real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and dare to face the figures on the weighing scale.

Thirty-three, the money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

34. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

35. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

I don't think I'm good enough, and I always make you want it.

Thirty-seven, be a cat in the next life. During the day, you support me at work, I play with your tie in the sun at home, you hold me to sleep at night, and I scratch all their faces with flowers.

Thirty-eight, my mother's hand is like a lighthouse, illuminating my life journey; My mother's hand is like a cradle, raising me to grow up; My mother's hand is like a road sign, guiding my direction; My mother's hand is like a tree trunk, which holds up a sky for me.

39. If you don't pay for study today, you will pay for poverty in the future.

Forty, the crowd searched for her and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.

42. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, must be replaced if it fails.

43. Show off your wealth in front of me? Hum! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to sweep the goods without blinking!

Forty-four, a person watching TV may feel bored, and a person eating snacks is not bored.

Forty-five, hope, only hard work can add wings to the tiger.

Forty-six, those hurdles that can't be crossed are all because of your short legs!