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That brother has lyrics of Sun Xiaobao disco.

I only have a little.

A first-class star, chic and romantic, can earn millions by singing a love song.

Second-class big stars, happy lives, often appear in film and television programs, just love divorce,

Third-rate big stars, with poor strength, tend to gossip all the time, and the more noisy they are, the more angry they get.

The four-star never smiles, and he doesn't know what he sings in his song.

As soon as the fifth-class stars came on stage, they pretended to be crazy, their tongues were almost stuttering and they wanted applause.

A six-level star who is famous by herself has just finished singing the Avenue of Stars and gone to be a super girl.

Seven stars, he is the best, a song is red, he sang all his life.

Eight stars, pure losers, sang worse than crying and were quite intoxicated.

Eight kinds of big stars, the points are particularly clear, the balance is reasonable and appropriate, and they are smooth and pleasant to listen to. Let me tell you eight kinds of drivers.

A driver, living the most ideal life, flying in the sky, traffic post.

The second-class driver, also quite relaxed in his heart, wobbled in his boat and didn't hide from the traffic lights.

Third-class drivers, with high incomes, are fierce in driving trains by the road.

Fourth-class driver, driving and drinking happily every day.

Class 5 driver, driving big goods. Run long distances every day, and my wife lives by herself.

Class 6 driver, running the bus in the city. People come and go every day, and one day is chaotic.

Class 7 driver, take a small four-wheel drive. I shivered on the road, as if I were looking for God.

Eighth-class drivers push manpower every day The trouser legs are dawdling, bright and often discouraged.

poor people

The poor are the first to worry, lacking rice and oil, living on meager food and eating everything.

The poor are always begging for others, condescending to say good things, and often being left behind.

The third worry of the poor is that the broken house leaks rain and it is raining outside. The house is wet and wet.

The fourth worry of the poor is that it is difficult to get medical treatment when they are sick, and the more they have nowhere to borrow, the heavier the burden and their lives are dying.

The fifth worry of the poor is that it is difficult for the poor to show their faces, the poor are short-sighted, the horses are thin and hairy, and their voices are soft.

The sixth worry of the poor makes New Year's Day even more confusing. When you see others happy, you leave your pockets empty.

The seventh worry of the poor is to ask for a lie, and forcing the poor to lie is not bad at all.

The eighth worry of the poor, the creditor forced the door, he readily borrowed money, but his friends became enemies.