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If you want to catch it, talk about it.

1. A cheating man is like money falling on shit. It's a pity to pick it up if you don't.

You said you were good-looking, but you grew into my favorite appearance. What do you want me to do?

There is a girl whose parents have raised her for more than 20 years. She didn't eat a mouthful of rice from your family, but drank a mouthful of water from your family. Because she loves you, she will leave her parents and take care of you for most of her life. She has changed from a girl to a woman, and the child born in October still has your surname. If you still disappoint her, you should go to hell.

4. Love is crazy, but not strong.

My three goals for the rest of my life are to have you, meat and wine. If you can't have both, you can keep the first two.

6. Give me to you, together with my deep love, in exchange for whether your life is enough, if not, I will give it to you in my next life.

7. If one day, the person I love leaves me, I will only answer two words: OK. I don't ask how you can do this to me. What did I do wrong? Experience tells me that if the other person decides to leave, he must prepare the reasons. I don't want to hear those long-planned excuses. Anyone who leaves will not belong to me. I just hope for good luck. From then on, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and the past is forgotten. Life is too short for me to live in memory.

8. There are many passers-by on the road of life, and everyone has his own home. Others go east, west, south and north, and I'll find you.

9. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

10. Because he is rich, you think it is interesting to take you to a roadside stall. Because he is poor, you take all the money and give you a brand-name bag to check. Because she is not beautiful, you find it boring to wash and cook for you. Because she is beautiful and unreasonable, you think she is a goddess.

1 1. She opened the door and suddenly found a dead fish at the door, so she threw it away. After a while, another dead fish lay in the same place and threw it away. She stayed at the door of the stairs and stared at her door. Soon, a cat came slowly, put the fish in its mouth at the door, and some reluctantly left. She looked at the fish. Maybe you don't like it, but I have given you what you think is the best.

12. I had a crush on him and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake it dry, only to find that I still like it

13. I don't think people who break up can become friends. If they break up because of resentment, how can they be friends? If they are still in love, they can't be friends. Why should I watch you give all the tenderness you gave me to another person? Why should I smile and bless you and others? Isn't it a pleasure for myself? So don't be friends. Your great rivers and mountains, my blue sea and blue sky.

14. No matter what others say, please don't give up everything.

15. Athena Chu said: No matter what kind of love you meet, you should be honest with yourself. You have to love yourself desperately once. If you are covered in blood, it doesn't matter if your bones are broken, because only in this way can you die.

16. When two people are together, there will always be quarrels, and there will always be warmth in the cold war. When quarreling, I always feel that it is the fault of the other party, and the voice always wants to drown the other party. During the cold war, they never felt that they didn't need to apologize, and then they were ashamed to live. When they feel warm, they think of the years of quarreling in the past, and they cherish each other's childishness. Well, feelings are like this.

17. If someone is very, very kind to you, remember not to lose him.

18. liking someone doesn't mean he must like you. I understand why. I carefully tried to divert my attention, consuming an inch of heat every time. I was tired and saw the end. Only I knew from beginning to end, and I decided not to like you. But it's me who's sad.

19. I have spoiled myself for so many years, but I can't give up halfway because of you.

I know you are busy, and I don't want to be unreasonable, but if you ignore me, I want to strangle you.

2 1. You are my contradictory and expectant dream, the wind that I can't catch but can't catch.

22. I also think that maybe one day I can tell you all my past sorrows. You will look at me with a smile, rub my hair, hug me and say, well, I'm not here now.

23. Even if we don't get together in the end, you should remember my little coquettish, suspicious and angry. You should remember the days when we tortured each other, remember that I really loved you, live well and remember to miss me.

Publish a circle of friends and praise a lot of love. You are my expectation and contradictory dream, and I caught it.

1, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, and you are the wind that I can't hold but embrace.

I am not a hero, but I love you bravely.

May your long-term love never be disappointed again, and may the person you like and the person who likes you stay with you forever. I hope you will never be alone again, secretly missing someone who has left.

If you want to be a cool person, turn around and leave. More cruel than you.

Loving someone is not squeezing anything from her. The little girl likes dolls and never expects dolls to like her. This is the true meaning of love.

6. Some people say that blind people have no eyes and can't see through love, but they don't know that blind people love more than others; Some people say that a player is heartless and can't sing the true feelings, but he doesn't know that a player's life is a lifetime.

7. Because I know that you are an anxious child, I will not fly too far if I put the thread in your hand.

8, the wind decided to go, how to retain the cloud. Since you didn't mean to, I should let go. Why?

9. The process of being disheartened is the hardest. The birth of various conjectures, the faint expectation in my heart, has been modifying my bottom line until the tea is cold and my heart is cold. After disappointment, I don't choose to say goodbye.

10, he is my favorite person. For him, I can cheat anyone in the world. I just love him so much.

A sentence that I can't catch.

Unable to face the affection around me, I chose silence and felt more and more lost. I don't know whether I abandoned everyone or everyone abandoned me. Love that you can't catch is like sand in your hand. The tighter I hold it, the faster it goes.

A sentence that I can't catch.

A dream, can't catch love, can't catch people, strange city, strange heart!

Second, when love becomes uncontrollable water, leaving becomes its only expression.

Third, it is easy to be emotional and infatuated, but you can't catch the love you want. Love robbery in this life is rough enough.

I will try to look better. I will forget that you will never look forward to meeting again. Let bygones be bygones. I still love you. I choose to let go. I can't catch it. The best way to love is to give up yourself and make you complete.

5. Not necessarily an accident. Meeting is just a memory. Beauty always flashes by. Love that can't be caught is youth. Love without effort is a passer-by. You can't let youth bleed. If you have a dream, pursue it. If you have an ideal, realize it. Let youth burn.

6. I can't catch love and always watch her run away.

Seven, when there is nothing, love can't be caught when it comes.

Eight, can't catch love, can't believe the future, only to know that the world is so simple and life is so missed. Beautiful scenery, beautiful words, vicissitudes of life, and a touching and strange world, elegance blows away temper, love falls in love, but a change cannot be repeated. This life is not easy, and the afterlife is very bitter. There is loneliness and spiritual concealment, there is a time of Feng Ming and a kind of melancholy.

Nine, can't find happiness and pleasure! Love and murder; I can avoid disaster, I can't catch the root of love! It is self-cultivation; It is greed; Make the wrong choice.

Ten, just entered the misunderstanding! So ask your lover: you will be able to avoid misfortune, just like a ship adjusts its sails. If you can't grasp the root of love, life will blossom and fall, and sooner or later you will be disappointed: the tide rises and falls.

Eleven, when love becomes water that can't be caught, leaving becomes its only expression. Leave bravely and fly to the blue and hot sky like a kite. Even if there is no home, the sunset is like blood and the flowers on the other side are enchanting. When the beautiful scenery overlaps and loses focus, the scenery has gone, leaving only the past along the way. Goodbye, forget. The curve of the palm of your hand will meet in a narrow way in your life, but it won't last long.

12. If you can't catch love, let it go. It is better to let time fly than to let it fly. Some things are better left at heart. If you can't get it, don't force it.

There is only one reason why you can't catch love, that is, you take more than anyone else when you should have paid.

Fourteen, the more you care, the more you can't catch it, and so can friendship and love.

Fifteen, only love and cough can't hide the love I can't catch. I just cough. It's 22 degrees tomorrow. I'm still thinking. What should I wear? What to wear? What to wear?

Sixteen, he can't catch love, and sadness makes him cry.

Seventeen, I have repaired many broken loves, but I can't catch the person I love. I hope there are people who love each other in the world, cherish each other, and don't wait until they lose it to regret it.

18. Being swayed by considerations of gain and loss is nothing more than insecurity. The so-called paranoia does have divergent thinking, but the love that can't be caught is unreasonable!

Nineteen, I am a poor man, I can't catch love. So I will put you back on the road to recovery.

Twenty, if you hold love in your hand, then work hard bravely. If you can't grasp love, give it up. Don't let yourself compromise and let go of people who don't love you. If I really love you, I will definitely care about you; If you really love you, you must know what you are thinking; How can I love you if I don't care about you?

Twenty-one, every time I wake up; The first thought is that you made the wrong choice. I just want to see you in the mire. Can't catch the root of love! Sooner or later, you will be disappointed. I fell into a misunderstanding. I don't miss you very much.

Twenty-two, more and more distant hands, can not catch love, like quicksand. Since then, so far away, the heart has no distance.

Twenty-three, so ask yourself! Take responsibility, there will be no troubles, reduce troubles: courtship, sooner or later will be disappointed, will go into misunderstanding, and commit crimes with love; You can't find happiness and pleasure under pressure, and you can't catch the root of love.

I'm Yusi, the girl who always gives you a headache. I am drinking and crying alone in the street now, because of you, because I want to keep you. Can You Ever Forgive Me? If so, this operation will be cancelled. You seem to have caught a glimpse. Of all the love you have given me, I know that if I can't catch it, I can't come back.

Twenty-five, sometimes, in fact, I already know the answer, and then I still insist, just hoping that you can give me a surprise. Love that can't be caught, don't pester!

26. It's a pity that I haven't found anyone to enjoy the moon with when I grow up. Unfortunately, I have never seen love. Just like the moonlight that can't be caught, if you hold it tightly, it will dim.

27. Youth is a hasty journey. I once walked alone on a lonely road looking for love, but I still didn't catch it. When I looked back, I was no longer a girl. I haven't spread my wings yet, but my youth has disappeared. I am still immersed in yesterday's imagination, ready for a prosperous encounter at any time. Believe tomorrow!

Twenty-eight, I can't catch love, watching her wash away. You are not mistaken, it is washed off.

You can't catch the tail in summer, but love can.

I give myself a sense of security, but mine is mine after all. I can walk, but I can't catch it. True love must be a building based on sincerity. Trust is the most basic.

Thirty-one, don't entangle the love you can't catch, don't care about the passers-by, don't take unforgettable memories seriously, and don't be with warm-hearted people! If a relationship can't see the future and feel the present, it's better to clarify it as soon as possible. You are you and I am me.

Memories about love are the moonlight that can't be caught.

I can't escape, I can't forget and I miss you hopelessly.

I'm fine, but I still miss you. There is no cure for my long illness.

You said you would accompany me to watch the sunrise and sunset, and you said you would always accompany me. My wounds are healed because of you, and the reflection of time makes me understand how much I love you.

If all the sadness is erased, then the memory will only be empty and pale.

Fragmented memories, remember that unbearable love.

A person sticks to loneliness and looks at yesterday that is drifting away.

Just leave the edges and corners to time to kill, and we waste our youth here.

Looking back on the past, recalling the beauty of the past, some people are destined to be passers-by.

Knowing that you won't leave, I will do whatever I want no matter how presumptuous I am.

In the end, if you can't let it go, you will become put down, and even mentioning it will only leave a smile.

What can be easily replaced is not so important after all.

The first time I saw you, God hummed in my ear: Destiny takes a hand!

I feel terrible. Who can I get a word from? Where are you? I'll be right there.

Expectation, waiting, failure, life is so tangled. -

There is an emotion called too lazy to explain.

The feeling of loving you is bitter, and the feeling of hating you is astringent; It's a little extravagant to have you, and too melancholy to lose you.

I don't know why, whenever I miss you, tears will fall unconsciously.

In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person.

Every word, every sentence, is like the sweetness in a sugar jar, and I can't bear to waste a little.

Walking in the world of mortals will inevitably lead to loneliness and loneliness.

No matter what will happen in the future, it is most important to be happy every day.

Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

It's buried in the wall, and it's awkward.

You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time, just because I care about you.

Hold your head up, smile at the sky, and don't care about everything you have.

I just want to hear you say: if you are tired, please turn back, I have been here.

The heavy rain always wets my eyes, my heart and the years I spent alone.

Why didn't I see you? My eyes are still open.

Miss you; Makes me sad and lonely! Miss you; Make me sad and cry!

Sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my present life, pack simple luggage and wander.

There are so many people who have lost, but you are the most sad to leave.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

If you like heartbreak, don't pray that I will put it together for you.

Crying is the most desperate time, and empty silence is the real heart death.

You have friends, laughter and everything, but I have a jealous tongue and endless wine.

After all, he has wings, and I will lose him eventually.

Who said that feelings are overwhelming, otherwise how could the whole dress get wet?

In this life, because there is no longer you, love has grown old.

Recall a tearful dress and drown your sorrows in wine. what can I do?

I can only, in such a lonely night, dip in bright red tears and write down my life's confusion for you.

How cruel, the moment you gave up, the years you liked him.

After you left, I always said to myself: I will find something better. Actually, I just told myself not to cry.

Your departure will definitely hurt your bones, it will be bloody and painful.

Why are you crying back to back? We are all heartbroken.

My heart is broken as if there were no tears.

She only drinks without talking or wiping her tears.

Forgetting you is as hard to forget as forgetting the original oath.

Will you understand the pain of pushing you to others? It's like freezing your hands outside in winter and pouring boiling water down.

I was disappointed and sad, but I didn't say anything.

A numb heart blurs painful memories.

The mark you gave is blurred, is it the trace of weathering, or the tears blur your eyes.

I know what you mean, but I can only despair and silence.

Then she cried, hoping that the person she loved could be with someone else.

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Wearing strange clothes and singing lonely songs.

When I lost my smile in the corner of my eye, I was hurt, which made me feel lonely. Λ‡

Everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.

A little tired, physically and mentally, I don't know where I got tired.

On blue days, you will feel that you are ups and downs in the ocean of sadness.

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I learn clean language and quiet laughter, follow the wind and regard loneliness as freedom.

I feel inexplicably depressed, and I feel some inexplicable sadness about my loneliness.

A person, a room, full of loneliness and endless thoughts.

Cold heart, cold enough to lose everything, the reason is an excuse.

I am not beautiful enough, but I am clean. I always laugh, but I am seldom happy. I have no tattoo, no lover, and I don't expect anything. Smoking occasionally makes me cry, and drinking makes me drunk.

Everything I do is silent, bitter and sweet, and more is to chew my heartache.

It's actually quite simple not to cry Step one, look up. Step two, close your eyes. So tears will flow into my heart.

Empty eyes, collapsed body, nervous brain, this is me now.

The sweeter you smile, the more tired you are, and the time when you want to back down most.

How many helpless and melancholy words have been hidden in my heart, and finally the past has become a scar in my heart, only I know it.

On a rainy day, I suddenly want to go out in the rain to sober myself up.

I just don't understand what the world is really busy with.

Maybe it's just another lonely gap, give yourself a sad smile.

The cigarette that lasts at night burns the loneliness that lasts at night, and loneliness continues the loneliness of the soul.

As long as the heart is sunny, there is no rainy day in life, and sometimes life just needs a sweet smile.

Happy people are not without pain, but will not be affected by pain.

I run so as not to feel lonely.

Forgive me for losing a lot of things along the way, and you.

Yes, I will never be as good as the TA in your heart.

One day, I was playing with my mobile phone in class at the same table. Suddenly, her cell phone rang. The deskmate quickly threw her mobile phone into my hand. I stood up calmly and looked at my classmates in front of the class and said, Teacher, I played with my mobile phone, and you smashed it!

Clouds are separated from the sea, and people meet and separate.

There are some things that you can dare to do, but you really can't take lightly.

I won't cry anymore, because I am a woman.

I am a traveler, and you are a landscape. I can't take you away no matter how much I like it. This is a pity.

I used to think that I would be fine if I recovered, but I found that the calluses I accidentally met were still hurting.