Beast, let go of that girl! I'm coming.

1. Give me a support point, and I can pry you up and fall to your death.

Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can hurt them.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...

We are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

5. Part I: Attacking Germany endlessly; Part II: Being criticized endlessly: The sea of corruption is boundless.

6. Virgins are precious, and mature women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

7. If I don't get married after many years, you will already be married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school.

8. Beast, let go of that girl! I'll do it.

9. "What's the phone number of120?" "Are you stupid? What's the number of 120? Your pig won't call 1 14 to ask? "

10. Dare to do, dare not endure, dare not stand and pee.

1 1. eat mountains by relying on mountains, draw water by relying on water, grab it today, don't give it, who wants to carry it, let him go to hell,

12. I walk upright. Just squirming when lying down ...//

13. You can only drive a Land Rover if you eat hard. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

14. Cheap can be cheap, not cheap is cheap, and a gentleman is always cheap. .

15. I shook the bag without taking the cabbage. .

16. I ate radish for dinner and kept deflating. I tried to hold my fart and burped.

17. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: "You wait after school".

18. Besides love, there are carrots in other people's fields.

19. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my reincarnation.

20. Why does Buddha always kick me every time I give lessons to Buddha's feet?

2 1. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is quilt

22. When you are in a bad mood, you will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up, and then go to bed.

23. You don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why did you say I was crazy?

24. I said how long you can love me, and you said how long I can live. Are you dead now?

25. Chew instant noodles and treat it as you. Since I can't catch you, I'll chew you to death.

26. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also put by people. They are all just one breath.

27. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first.

A true friend can understand your silence better than you say.

People laugh at me for being too slutty. I laughed at them for not opening up.

Now I know that the original "ATM" on ATM is the initial capital of Altman English.

I just got a text message from my girlfriend, and she said she was going to break up with me. When I was sad, she sent another short message: Sorry, I sent it wrong.

I was unhappy when I first started studying. If I am unhappy, I will stop studying. If I don't study, I will be very happy. If I am happy, the day will pass.

Mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat.

Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal.

Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

Wallet, what's wrong with you? Wallet, answer me. Wallet, why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

One day, a beautiful little girl ran up and said, "Brother, you are so handsome." I slapped her twice, damn it!

Self-abandonment, self-pity, self-destruction, selfishness, self-suffering, self-selling, self-boasting, self-talk and self-entertainment, self-sufficiency and freedom.

Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first.

When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk to see who is unhappy with a bite.

There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

My family was poor when I was a child. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

Doesn't affect you? I will cremate you.

In the past, some people lived in a grave.

Man is a noun of "base" and "base" is a verb of man.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

When farting, have you ever thought about the feeling of underwear? Have you ever thought about it?

You are not cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Are you two or two? Two is yes, no three no four.

Grab vinegar when SARS, grab salt when nuclear radiation! Have you considered the feeling of soy sauce?

Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped and face problems; I got dumped. You're fucking crazy! !

So many people like ugly "uneasiness". What contempt!

! The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Today's news of 10086 comes again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he can add "Happy April Fool's Day!"

Eye exercises: (→ _→) (← _ ←) (← _ ←) (→ _ ←) (← _ ←) (← _ →) ! ! ! !

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.

Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

I just want to know. Which comes first, you or 20xx?

Don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

Shortly after the start of school, a friend of the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls, and their class was miserable, just two boys. To make matters worse, those two boys are in love!

I invited the leader to dinner, but he declined politely. I wanted to say yes, but I said damn it. Shit, no more handwritten text messages.

The blender stirred away my youth, the excavator dug away my dream, the roller crushed my hope, and the electric welding machine could not sew up my sadness!

What kind of TV do we watch? Finally, the hero and heroine get married, and TV is over. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

I found 10 yuan on the roadside and gave it to the handsome webmaster. The handsome boy took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say, hurry to be a member.

Lost and found things. It's always used.

Baidu heard that you know everything. Let me ask you, do you know me?

Someone sent a note in class, and I really wanted to beat him when I saw the content. It said: Are you there?

The beauty was robbed by the post-80s, the status was occupied by the post-70s, and the money was earned by the post-60s. What do we have after 90?

W: What do you think about sex? M: The view is that there are many ways.

There is a crash called incorrect password input, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling that you can't see it, and a loss that you don't have access rights.

The price of graves has gone up so fast that I can't afford to die.

Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

If you treat me like a game, I'll kill you.

Dare to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

Reality tells lies with real names, while the Internet tells the truth with pseudonyms.

When you are proud, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

In order to work overtime, I decided to leave everything at work until after work!

I asked Fahai: What is fate? He said: You wait, I will accept you sooner or later.

If you are not lucky enough to buy 5 million in the lottery, try to buy 500 thousand in the ticket. The odds are high, dear!

Overtime is not terrible. The terrible thing is not knowing when to work overtime.

Tanabata ~ ~ ~ Will there be any accidents?

Su Zhen's national tour page ~ The ant has started. It seems that she is not looking for Xu Xian.

White is awesome. He told the Ministry of Railways: Our technology is very good and qualified, and we still have confidence. Bai said: a person's heart function is good, and everything in the liver, spleen and stomach is good, but he is mentally retarded. Can you say that he is a healthy man?

"As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!" It fully proves that the leader is too pure and lacks the skills of lying.

You can't afford a house if you are alive, but you can't afford a tomb if you are dead. Let's buy a train ticket and bury it, dear!

My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now it is almost perfect.

Ministry of Railways: Saving people first? The question hurts!

Life is like mahjong: love at first sight is called Tianhu, free love is called Pinghu, finding a lover is called hidden bar, seducing another husband is called grabbing bar, having children with another husband is called flowering on the bar, one lover is called hanging, no lover is called xianggong, and single is called touching yourself!

Thunder people play cheap and say: don't always call me an animal, get to know me better, and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

1. Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

Failure is the mother of success, but failure leads to habitual abortion.

Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

My world used to be gray, but after you broke into my world, damn it! It's all dark.

6.why do you drink so much water? I just ate an apple. But what does this have to do with drinking water? I forgot to wash the apples just now.

7. One day I bathed my six-year-old son and told him the philosophy of life while washing. I said: work hard and be positive. The son bowed his head and said nothing, thoughtfully. Suddenly looked up and asked me: Dad, the penis is always facing down, how can I make it face up? I fell to the ground and smoked.

At the beginning of the month, the dog was very happy. It eats what I eat! By the end of the month, the dog is also very happy. I will eat whatever it eats.

9. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

10. You can do good without leaving your name, but you have to leave your real name in Weibo, so it is not a good thing to go to Weibo.

1 1. There are fewer and fewer heart-to-heart, and mating is getting earlier and earlier.

12. The old vine is crying, the price of the school canteen is rising, my classmates are hungry, the sun is setting, and I want to go home.

13. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will be fat. If you are fat, you will be unhappy.

14. asking what money is in the world only makes people commit themselves to life and death.

15. Just now, I heard a girl quarreling with someone on the phone and threw out a very sharp sentence: Your IQ balance is insufficient, please recharge it first.

16. Stone steps asked Buddha: We are all stones. Why are you worshipped and I trampled? The Buddha sneered: You only got four knives and became a stone step, but I got a thousand knives to get where I am today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! A few days later, the stone steps brought a companion and found the Buddha statue: this is my cousin, chopping block, and you told him. Buddha statue:

17. Congratulations on winning the lottery. Guess the title of the song and answer "It's a pity it's not you"

18. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

19. Your husband has been sleeping in other places, and you have been forced to get out of bed.

20. Why does the earth rotate? Because I was slapped tens of millions of years ago and then I was dazzled.

2 1. Ready to sing: I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look very old. People who are not good to me.

22. We are still relatives, and there is no hierarchy in Chinese New Year.

23. A movie character invited me to play Huo Yuanjia, but I want to lose weight, because the director said that I played thin Huo Yuanjia, and later I learned that I was salesman A.

24. Those who don't want to start school are all good children, indicating that there is no object at school.

25. Homework is in the window, which is open. You can handle the typhoon yourself!

26. You think you are wine, and the more you put it, the more delicious it becomes. In fact, you are a fart, and it will be tasteless for a while.

27. If you give a person a rose, you will be coquettish.

28. If there are many setbacks in life, I will break up with you.

29. Now people talk about strangers. Who talks about life? We can talk about human nature first, and then about sex.

30. A buddy, his mother used to be a long-distance runner of the provincial track and field team, and he was also an athlete since he was a child. Every time he made a mistake and was chased by his mother, they both chased him to the next town and took a taxi back.

3 1. I grew up with a heart that I didn't want to learn.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

1, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.

2. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an Mp3 player.

The taste of idleness is worse than poverty.

What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

5. When people change their minds, they will do what they say. People are bad, and it's no fun to be sad!

6, there are girls who don't bubble and rebel; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

7. "I want to marry you all home," I said in front of the ATM.

8. I must appear in your household registration book. If I am not your wife, I am your stepmother.

9. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

10, May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang said, sir, no!

1 1. Time will tell you who is your real friend and who is your unfamiliar dog.

12, teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

13, people who don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

14, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

15, I will try to save money to buy an ATM.

16, as long as the hoe dances well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

17, you lean on the river and watch your dick die and your dog turn over.

18, I can only let time stubble and scar the wound.

19, then I'll tell you about your xx dog.

20. Guan Yu said: If you are embarrassed, don't blame your brother.

2 1, even if you are occupied, I will use flowers instead of trees.

22. When you meet a robber in the middle of the night, he says he won't let you go unless he sings. What are you going to sing? Hao Han Song

Please forgive my fear and timidity. If you don't like the next story, I will abstain.

24, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

It's not about striving for your own happiness, but about starting over.

26. Happiness is that cats eat fish; Dogs eat meat; Concave-convex men hit mobs/Su Ming/Huang Li/

27. Simple people are quick, but sophisticated people get old.

28. If you are not full, you will have a problem. If you are full, you will have countless troubles.

29. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

30. If you are concerned, your life will be strong.

3 1, believe it or not, wechat is all returned.

32. It's good to know what you are.

I didn't know I had homework yesterday!