Humor and wit in eating buffet, saying sentences.

Eating buffet always makes a lot of interesting jokes. Let me go with you to find those humorous sentences in the buffet. I hope you like them.

1, the order of eating buffet, resolutely do not drink soup, resolutely do not drink water. How much to eat in the buffet is the second key. How much food others can't move is the key. 3. Take you to a buffet, ride a motorcycle, tell you stories after breaking up, send you funny pictures when you meet people, hold your tender hand, kiss your teeth neatly, and miss you so much. 4, now it's almost 120 kg, so I envy the old me, more than 90 kg, and I want to eat buffet. Now I'm so fat, think about it or forget it. 5. The buffet ate a lot of fruits and cakes, and the barbecue didn't eat a piece, only once. We are also a clean stream in the buffet. 6. She said that we lost weight and had a buffet together [Ouye]. It was very happy to meet a persevering friend. 7. I ate hot pot alone last weekend, and I ate buffet alone this weekend? Feeling? Stop-and-go eating and traveling alone No problem at all, right? It's such a freak. 8. Dinner in a Chinese restaurant. I deeply realized that eating buffet is the chief culprit of gaining weight. 9. Why is there always a loss-making product around me 10, and I am full after eating the buffet? I remember meeting Lu Han in my dream of eating buffet last night. Do you want to eat buffet too much or do you like Lu Han too much recently?

165438+ 65438+ 14, it turned out that a person was eating the buffet and turned around to let the waiter take away the plates. Is it really no joke that single dog was abused like this? 15, I took a plate of food and put it on the table, then I took a plate of fruit. When I came back, I found the first plate taken away. 16, Duan Zishou's colleague taught me the secret of eating buffet? Eating crabs as a staple food ~ 17, I suddenly feel that eating buffet is really a kind of torture for myself, because if I don't eat it, I feel that losing is a spear.

18, today, I relaxed and had a buffet, which was reduced by half a month. Today's meal was ruined again. 19, plate after plate, countless plates, holding the wall in and out. The highest level of eating buffet 20. The highest level of buffet is to hold the wall in and hold the wall out.