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How to send a mood phrase in the WeChat circle of friends?

1, my god. I counted the months, but the old man asked me to go out with a cap.

I am not a strong and unyielding person with self-control, because even if I can be blind, I have to look at my mobile phone. Because I'm either blind or crazy, I'd rather be blind.

3. The month is announced today. Postpartum recovery and health care methods should be more diligent, exercise and go to work.

4. I really want to be told that caesarean section doesn't need contractions or lateral incision, and confinement doesn't hurt as much as they say.

I really want to load and unload the goods quickly, but I can't cope with the misery of confinement in summer. In fact, I must seize every minute of blowing the air conditioner now.

6. You have to eat like a pig and milk like a cow. Nobody cares if you want it or not.

7. Kick the quilt every day, cover it thick, feed it on the left, feed it on the right, and change parts repeatedly.

8. Our products are finally out of the moon, and the bitter days are over. I firmly believe that everything will be fine.

9. When the baby is crying, even if the back aches, the human body is still weak and the wound is still painful, you should learn to wake up strongly and enthusiastically.

10, I will be out of the moon in 2 1 day. After the second month, I will go shopping for a day.

1 1, I admit that no matter what disease a woman got later, it was because the confinement was not correct, and all the girls were killed by confinement according to the traditional Chinese medicine culture in China.

12, everyone else is more than ten kilograms long. Why do I only grow two or three kilograms?

13, go out for a stroll, the baby will be born the day after tomorrow, I really hate to part with it. Maybe my life is too leisurely.

14, it's really hard not to eat Chili, but I get used to it slowly, and it's not as bad as it was at first. Otherwise, how can I get through it after confinement? Well ... I think too much.

15, the baby is coming soon, and I am gradually worried about what to wear and what I want to wear before. Now I think it's convenient to wear anything to breastfeed.

16, confinement is really not beautiful. Every day in prison seems like a year. Every day, I look forward to the moon, the moon, the moon. ...

17, when you are pregnant, I can visit you during confinement, and I can stand within 1 m from you. It must be true love.

18, the busy day has passed, and the little pomegranate children have also announced their confinement. It's a pity that it's cold, and everyone will stay at home again.

19, it's the second month, and I haven't left any books behind, just this one. I watched it a little late, but I felt very happy.

20. From conception to delivery, women need to experience three severe punishments: discomfort during pregnancy, delivery of pregnant women and confinement. The most painful thing is that pregnant women give birth! The most lost thing is confinement!