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Humorous sentences in which babies eat their hands

Eating your hands is too serious, and your fingers are red. You also say that you won't let your baby eat your hands, because if you stop it now, you will repay it with biting and swearing. My mother bought me Manhattan teether glue and used a pacifier to distract me in class. I sent a wechat to my grandmother, saying that the pacifier is not good. As a baby, I find it difficult to raise a baby.

I didn't interfere with the baby eating his hands after falling asleep last night. She finished eating milk at 7: 30 and slept until 5: 30 in the morning, setting a new record. In the meantime, I was awakened several times by her squeaking voice. I got up and lay in the crib to watch her eat with her eyes closed, and then I fell asleep. I don't know how long she ate and when she fell asleep again. I'm going to install a camera beside her bed tonight, and my thumb nipple will arrive soon. ...

Baby D55 didn't defecate today. I have mastered new skills and ate my hands at noon [haha] I still doubt this ability. At night, he struggled to put his right hand into his mouth, but it was a little short and too cotton to reach, so he licked the sleeve of his clothes [haha]. He really realized this and began to eat his hands. Bao is becoming more and more lively and sensible. He can lie down and play for a long time, and laugh at him and say that he was particularly good last night. He milks every three hours.

The baby will eat his hand, and he will say that.

The baby has been eating with his hands for a long time and wants to taste something else. Today, I picked up my mother's finger and put it in my mouth happily. Turns out it's still the smell of my own hands (chubby hands cover my mother's fingers, so I still eat my own). I took it out and studied it for a long time, and decided to grab a hand and put it in my mouth. The result is still my own little hand. Going back and forth several times, I became more and more confused.

The baby's habit of eating hands troubled this family for 2 years and 6 months, and was easily cured by this book. I don't know if this "horror" story will affect the child's heart ... Mom scared us, and the cocoon will grow into a cocoon monster, with a face and say to you: Eat me, eat me.

The baby has been eating hands for several days. I fell asleep eating my hands the day before yesterday, fell asleep eating my hands last night and fell asleep eating my hands at noon today. I'm bored to eat my hands today. I eat my hands before going to bed and when I'm half awake. It's disgusting. Thinking about pacifiers. . I just don't like it very much

I fell asleep on a cool autumn afternoon after a rainstorm. At noon, Bao Qing fell asleep without a hug. He fell asleep sucking his thumb, crying and patting in the middle, and freed his mother's wrist suspected of tenosynovitis, which is simply the gospel of her mother! I don't know why some mothers don't like their babies eating their hands. I have to follow the natural needs of babies in mouth-to-mouth period. All I have to do is wash my babies' hands often!