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Quotations from single dog on Valentine's Day

1. Love is a hard word to understand. 2. You don't know if your shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet.

Love is just a kind of life, and ambiguity is just a kind of mood.

I can't get married after 4.30, and my parents are more anxious than themselves.

There are many things in the world that I can't control myself. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons not to.

6, love this thing, two people drink nectar, three people drink sour and vinegar, casually drinking will be poisoned!

7. People you like don't appear, but people who do don't like it.

8. May all lovers get married!

9. The mood of Valentine's Day is heavier than that of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

10, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

1 1, my heart is broken as if there were no tears.

12. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

13, today many people can only finish the first two-thirds of the word advertisement day.

14, I just want to lock myself up and lick the wound. I don't want to mention the glory of the past, I just want to step on every step.

15, tanabata, what has to be romantic is that couples get wet in the street.

16, I thought I could pretend not to listen or watch, but on Valentine's Day, everything will stop silently in the year when you accompany me.

17, I feel this thing is difficult to measure. It feels like it can kill many people.

18, Valentine's Day, lover's knot, lover's robbery.

19. Don't ask me how to spend this Valentine's Day this year. I admit cowardice, and I'm sorry.

20. Hey, where are all the good men?

2 1, Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, if you show love, it is not good to meet.

22. Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

23. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

24. This Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are all about food and flowers.

25, Valentine's Day, still the same, drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

26. When love is a thing of the past, I will remember that I loved you.

27. I kept my memory until dawn. Happy Valentine's Day. I am unhappy. I closed my eyes and dared not recall crying.

28. There are three glorious things in the world: love, diamonds and you.

29. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

30. No matter friendship or love, I don't want to leave to teach you how to cherish.

3 1. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited, so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

32, quietly waiting for that person to appear, laughing together to see the flowers bloom and fall.

33. Treating Tanabata as Singles' Day is not so lonely and painful.

There seems to be a dead end ahead, but hope may appear at the next corner.

35. If you can, can you never let go in this life?

36. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.

37. No one lives in a country of love, and one is lost.

For me, today is not Valentine's Day, but the day of school.

39. It's not that I don't want to love, but that I feel powerless.

40. What makes me sad is not that Valentine's Day is not celebrated by anyone, but that I have a lover but still live alone.

4 1, I refused everyone's favor and waited for an uncertain future.

42. If you don't want it, quit as early as possible. I don't have to grow old together.

I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman.

44. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

45. If love can easily give up and say no, then it is not true love.

46. In the orbit of time, we are just a lonely subway.

47. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas Day and New Year's Day alone. I can live alone if I have the ability to take the exam.

48. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

49. The most painful thing in the world is that you still have to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are obviously not single.

50. Squatting in a dark corner, secretly wiping away my painful tears.

5 1. Have you ever tried to say something against your will on Valentine's Day and tell him that you don't want to be together and feel nothing? Then cry yourself and feel bad.

52, Valentine's Day, is it yourself or your lover is not around.

53. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

54, Tanabata does not show love, we are still friends.

55. In fact, Tomb-Sweeping Day is the same as Valentine's Day. Give something and talk more.

56. In the purest and most beautiful years, you only left me memories.

I miss you again and again, and I know how long my humble love can last.

58. Girl, how do you spend Valentine's Day on Qixi? Son, I laughed it off.

59. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

60. I get angry at the thought of animals holding my future daughter-in-law's hand on Qixi Street!

6 1, Valentine's Day is called single, how should we feel?

62. You said that love is the only thing. We are so lucky that we are determined.

Qianshan met in a sea of people, so you are here.

64. Only by making yourself excellent enough can you start a beautiful love.

65. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata. Nima, will I become a dog?

66. Tanabata is out of date. Just touch each other. Get rid of a couple and bring a mistress.

67. Valentine's Day is as strong as Spring Festival.

68. Let nature take its course.

69. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

70. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

7 1. We used to sympathize with each other, but now we are strangers.

72, ask what the world is, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

73. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

74. Today is 520. My brother is a bachelor. I can only say one thing: loneliness is great.

75. It's Tanabata. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

76. Now, I will still look at your name and burst into tears.

77, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, in addition to a piece of meat, the rest didn't bring, dead no one buried. Happy Valentine's Day!

78. It's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife gave up 20 years ago?

79. Hey, it's another Valentine's Day without a lover. There is really no such fanfare to spend Valentine's Day with your date!

80. I have a feeling that happiness walks outside the door, but I can't get in at all.

8 1, it is better to send cauliflower than roses on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

82. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

83. Some people say that love is a river, and it is easy to drown delicate reeds.

84. I don't want to confess anything at 520. I should also confess at 52 1, which is not only homophonic, but also prime!

Valentine's day single love quotations

Selected quotations of unrequited love on Valentine's Day

1, the most exaggerated love story-when I love you, I feel shaking.

2, the sweetest love words-I am a chocolate for you, melting in your mouth.

3. The cutest love story-I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.

4, the most emotional love words-I only know that happiness will always be maintained on you.

5, the most practical love story-thinking of you when you are sad is like thinking of the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

6. The most tender love words-always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden and put 10 cup of iced milk where you can reach it.

7. The most romantic love story-I fell in love with you before you were born.

8, the most eat drink man woman love story-rice in the pot, I am in bed.

9. The most unimaginative love story-I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

10, the saddest love story-the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!

1 1, the most unequal love story-give me a small part of your heart and take everything from me!

12, the most reluctant love story-I hate you!

13, the most convenient love story-I love you!

14, love is a kind of hypnosis. Who absorbed you after waking up?

15, love is a kind of concern, no matter where you go, your heart is tied to your hair.

16, it is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to give up the person you love.

17, I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive me. ...

18, I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything. I can't be proud and extravagant any more. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go. ...

19, don't talk about love, your promise is your debt!

20, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, Valentine's Day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

2 1, I often like to say that we should be full of hope for life, but we don't know where the next intersection is.

22. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

23. The noise and light in the world, the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of me, they passed by, and the warmth came out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

24. My partner always protects you from the wind and rain. If you are suffering from a snowstorm in the distance and I can't do it, I will also pray that those snowstorms will come to me.

25. The saddest distance in the world is that two people are far apart and don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

26. When love makes people forget, time also makes people forget love.

27. Behind us, there are sad sunshine everywhere, and shadows are dancing on it.

28. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

29. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.

30. Fear is a waste and unnecessary explanation, so I still choose silence.

3 1, the most copied love story-I love you. If we want to add a deadline to this commitment, I hope it is-1 ten thousand years.

32. Love hurts. Then forever. I'm sorry, even if you can't feel me.

33. To love someone is not to have her, but to look at her silently in the distance and be satisfied.

34. I can't think of killing me. I want to kill many people.

35. If you meet someone and you love him more, you will always lose him. Then, you meet another one who loves you more, and you will leave him sooner or later.

Life is a movie, pain is a beginning, struggle is a process, and death is an end.

37. A person's heart is the loneliest place in the world. Everyone is eager to be loved. If no one loves actively, no one will be loved. The difficulties are over, so there is no need to discuss whether it is worth it. Seriously facing the reality is serious.

38. If you love someone, you don't have to stay with him all your life. What can we do if people don't love us? We have to leave sadly. If every couple loves you and he loves you, then they will have a happy ending and a beautiful life. There are so many unpleasant things in the world. There are no single people, widows and widowers in the world. -"Soul"

39. Be a woman and make it look like a painting. Don't make clothes. Men tried and tried, but no one bought it. It's worn out, so it's difficult to sell it at 50% discount. -"Xibao"

40. You want to change because you want to change yourself. Not for anyone. I'm afraid that person will let you down, and you'll be the same again. -"It's not easy to live"

4 1, many people don't love each other, but they can get along for a lifetime. Love is easy to get bored. -"Mom"

42. In fact, it is difficult for people to be truly free. It's often the one who locks people up. Unconsciously, we are either slaves of feelings or servants of career. -"serial"

43. When a man no longer loves a woman, it is wrong for her to cry, to be silent, to breathe alive and to die. -"The Death of Love"

44, the beginning is resentment: if you don't love me, you shouldn't mislead me, why give me sweetness occasionally. Later, I felt that thanks to misleading me, I got infinite memories. I've always been ambivalent. -"After the robbery"

45. I think all women should stand up after the emotional blow. -"Mei Ying"

On the Personality of single dog's Humorous Sentences on Valentine's Day

Single dog's Valentine's Day Humor: Talking about Personality-1. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

2. Don't deny yourself, you are very kind, gentle and especially worthy.

3. Challenge Singles Day 100, today is the 6450th day.

4. Valentine's day rental: shopping, wearing lovers' clothes, showing love and kissing in space. (Small businesses don't bargain)

5. Come on, why do people look for someone like calling the police? It took ten minutes to find it. I found a date, just like your mother solved the case, without a clue.

6. Every day is Valentine's Day. People you don't love are together, and every day is Valentine's Day, just as lonely.

7. Take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I have to take two ghosts out?

8. If someone's roses stick to me tomorrow, I can't get up without 350 thousand.

9. Someone just asked me out for Valentine's Day in February 14, which hacked me. In an emergency, you can cheat my feelings, but you can't kill me.

10. The second cup is half price, which I have never enjoyed before.

1 1. God is very fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, and he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

12. Those who don't break up will eventually break up. Take your time, break up slowly.

13. Be better to yourself in the future. If you can blame men, don't blame yourself.

14. If anyone shows their love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

15. I don't know what day it is today. I only know that I am an ordinary love genius.

On Valentine's Day, single dog's Humorous Sentences and Personality Talk Part II 16. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

17. A word proves that you are still single? I'll go first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt!

18.2022 Greetings to single dog on Valentine's Day.

19. Did you have a good Valentine's Day without your lover? Actually, I want to say that I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. Would you like to?

20. Has your circle of friends started? Generally speaking, Xiuen Ai is sentimental, and there are several strong mooncake buyers in the middle.

2 1. It doesn't matter if you are single, you will be single for a long time to come!

22. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the lovers in the street, they are very loving, and all kinds of smells come to mind, you know?

23. I am introverted for three minutes and want to accompany you for many years.

24. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's Singles Day every time!

25. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I'm starting the second half.

26. A little fairy in MengMeng, teased by being single, likes to take it away.

27. Isn't it single? One day, I was very anxious. I loved you one by one on WeChat, which was the best.

28. It's not the first time that I live alone. This is a trivial matter.

29. It seems that it's just you and me this Valentine's Day, my bed!

30. Who doesn't want to have a sweet love with those who say they don't want to fall in love?

Valentine's Day single dog is funny. Tell me about Daquan's single Valentine's Day humorous personality.

1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl. 2. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

3. Dogs have been gone for a long time since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I heard someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

6. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

7. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

9. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

10. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

1 1. Don't say you are lonely and energetic, but you are single dog.

12. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

13. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand.

14. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is single dog.

15. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Lying in the trough, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog?

16. I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Talk about funny, talk about encyclopedia.

17. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

18. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

19. Do you like having a dog? I like it! My family has a dog, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you. Is it okay? What dog? I'm single dog.

20. Being single for a long time makes you feel good looking at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

2 1. I have also sent red envelopes, flowers, rice and wine. Grass mud horse, now you tell me that your period is coming! ? May every sincere person be treated gently today.

22. Envy purebred single dog for skipping Valentine's Day. I, a mixed-race single overtime dog, worked overtime on Valentine's Day.

23. On Valentine's Day, I turned around and found the phone number of a girl who had a crush on me in middle school. I sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you should drink half bowl first, and I will put the remaining half bowl in my arms to keep you warm. A few minutes later, helliphellip replied with a short message: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.

24. Pig Bajie: Master ldquo, do you have a holiday on Valentine's Day? I want to go to Gaolaozhuang the Monkey King: Master, I want to go to Bajiao Cave. Sister-in-law said she would pack jiaozi for me to eat Tang Priest: Wukong, where do you want to go? Jason Wu: I-I just want to be with my masters, Bajie and Wukong. Say that finish, Jason Wu said with a smile, teacher, let's go to the girl country! ;

25. On the eve of Valentine's Day, Xiaoming was dumped by his girlfriend and felt very sad. Lao Wang advised him: Forget it, Phoebe is so sad. Forget her and find another one. What's the big deal? Xiao Ming said sadly: I can't forget it. In order to spend Valentine's Day with her, I bought her a lot of things, and they were all paid in installments. hellip

26. The husband asked his wife affectionately: Baby, what do you want me to give you for Valentine's Day? My wife said affectionately, I like everything you give me. Husband: Then I'll take you back to your mother's house.

27. Hope 14 The whole city was blacked out, which made those who sang, drank and went to bars to watch movies angry. Another heavy snow will freeze those who go shopping hand in hand. Finally, the police collectively made rounds and suffocated the people who wanted to check in. Anyway, 14 has nothing to do with me. February 14 I plan to rent two children. When I was walking on the road, I met a man named Dad and a woman named Mom. Is a couple that can be separated. Anyway, labor is not Valentine's Day!

28. Don't envy those who receive flowers and chocolates, because they will eat bananas and be shot at night!

29. What brothers and friends, hehe, I have seen through hellip; Hellip, what you said is so good. It's almost Valentine's Day in such a cold day. I don't want to borrow my girlfriend for two days!

30. Valentine's Day is coming, and I'm ready. Once I find those couples quarreling, I will sit on the edge and wait, either picking up roses, rings or maybe my mobile phone. As long as they dare to fall, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run so they can't get rid of it. If you are lucky, you may find a lover, and you will be excited just by thinking about it.

3 1. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

32. I am not single dog, I am just a lone wolf in the wind.

33. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

34. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? I am in a long-distance relationship with my partner, and I still don't know where ta is.

35. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

36. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

37. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is Lone Wolf.

39. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of the proletariat.

40. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.