Traffic jam and funny sentences in friends circle

Funny sentences about traffic jams and friends circle are:

1, a line of egrets goes to heaven, and we are in the middle.

2. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

3, National Day traffic jam, right, 20 minutes' drive, three hours haven't arrived yet.

4、? I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

5, it is not easy to go home, and cherish, the feeling of traffic jam is really too worrying.

6. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

7. The traffic jam was so annoying that I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, you have a long and dense beard, which is quite handsome. You stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

8. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

9, a hundred years of precipitation, once blocked.

10, high-speed traffic jam, hungry, call home delivery.