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Super funny classic phrase (joke)

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

A meteor pierced the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me.