Funny sentences about holiday friends circle

1. On holidays, we always have a sweet smile on our faces, and the corners of our mouths are raised high, like a happy sail.

I don't work overtime. Ben didn't add me. I work overtime. Add me to the class.

3, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

4, Qian Shan horizontal, ten thousand water rao, a long way home.

The first year of life is like a free demo, and then you need to pay for the content.

6. Summer vacation means that I can't see you every day, every week, every hour and every second.

Let bygones be bygones! Just because the past was like that doesn't mean the future will be like that.

8, the highest level of boredom, open the computer, press the phone, chew snacks, watch TV.

9. The first thing to do online now is to open the mailbox, hoping to receive greetings from afar.

10, summer vacation, you take me to school, can you please come soon for the winter vacation?

1 1, laugh when you are happy, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, it's no big deal

12, you said I was your woman, so please tell me if you are my man.

13, there is not much money, it is good to have you; The room is small and full of ideas.

14, the laziest students are not those who don't do their homework, but those who don't copy their answers.

15, security and other work, in case of major emergencies, should be reported in time and properly handled according to regulations to ensure the smooth progress of related commemorative activities.

16, when you have nothing to lose, that's when you start to get it.

17, during the holiday, every day is full of happiness.

18, school starts, and I will make friends with anyone who says I am fat.

19, I have to do three things every day at home on holiday [being scolded for eating and sleeping]

20, female man, dressed as Lori, selling cute, the man's inner weakness.

2 1, the Great Wall of the Yangtze River has created your eternal rivers and mountains, and the development of reform and opening up has lit up the dawn of the world! My motherland, you have beautiful frontiers and coasts, I wish you more prosperity!

22. Finding a girlfriend is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands you have. I'm afraid that all previous car owners had keys, so they drove out from time to time to burn my oil.

23. Look at my dark circles. Do I have to work overtime on May Day? !

God, please let me grow five centimeters tall. I'd like to exchange it for ten pounds of thinner.

26. My mother said that I don't work at ordinary times, but I wait at home on Labor Day, so ...

27. The loneliness of a street sweeper is not the loneliness of cleaning streets, let alone the so-called boredom.

Going home by train is really tiring. I hope I can drive home by myself next year.