A very meaningful joke.

Very deep connotation jokes, when we are in a pessimistic state in life, funny connotation jokes add a little fun to boring life. It enables us to cope with any difficulties and get rid of all kinds of troubles. The following is a very in-depth content sharing.

Very meaningful joke 1 1, saying that I have a bad temper. I'm kidding. I am good-looking and good-tempered, so come on.

2, friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find it by going out to play?

3, to go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.

6. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

7, learn to bask in the results, the goddess basks in self-portraits, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in the body, I just want to bask in the sun, it rains every day!

There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.

9. I really envy those dogs who can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

10, gave a bad review to my future mother-in-law. The delivery was too slow and I haven't received anyone yet.

1 1. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.

12, during the Spring Festival, single dog's position at home is the same as that of a harem that cannot have a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some give you advice, some give you a dirty look, and some watch your jokes.

13, an impulsive girl like me should give me a hard blow with a sum of money to calm down.

There are two books in the world. Other people's lives are biographies, and mine is a joke.

15, I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

16, the advantage of flat chest is that you can lift your clothes and say to him, hey, brother, we are in the same team!

17, as a girl, what I absolutely can't stand is that my stomach is shaking more than my chest when I run.

Very profound meaning paragraph 2 1, I saw the goddess send a message saying, "As long as you dare to be my little train and never cheat, I will promise to be your little mermaid and never cheat." God replied, "the bullet train will never derail, but it will never rear-end, and the mermaid will never derail and never have to shut her mouth."

Before he died, the rich man called his three sons to the bed and gave them a bamboo chopstick to fold. Sons break down easily. The rich man gave them two more, and the sons could barely break them. The rich gave them three, and the sons tried their best to make them Bai Wan. The rich man said, do you understand? The sons made it clear that the rich man died laughing, and then all three sons came out.

The ship was wrecked, and a man and six women drifted to a desert island. After several coordination, the woman reached an agreement: it is used in turn from Monday to Saturday. Men can only rest on sundays, which is unbearable; After a while, another man drifted to the island. "Great, I can finally lighten the burden!" The man thought. As a result, he can't rest on Sunday either.

4. That night, he was drinking with his roommate and friend. After getting a little drunk, he revealed, "I have the habit of sleeping naked." My brother smiled and said, "I know, you sleep like a log every time." Say that finish two people are one leng. He stared at each other's smiling faces and said slowly, "... have I found the reason for my back pain every day?" …"

5. Stall owner: "Sister, do you want cucumber? Just pinched the seedlings, very tender. Look at this particle, this burr, this feel, this weight ... "Woman picking vegetables:" Get out! I have a man! "

In other words, Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua tuo curetted bones and treated poison for him. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "Master, this injury won't affect me. . Right? " Hua tuo thought for a moment and said, "well, that depends on which hand you are used to."

7. M: Doctor, I have to retch every morning recently. Is there something wrong with my stomach? The doctor studied the man carefully for a while, buried himself in the prescription and wrote: Don't look in the mirror when you get up early.

8. There is a serious imbalance between male and female in an engineering university. In 2004, there was only one girl in the whole school. On the eve of graduation, a person from Qiukun Society mobilized the whole class of boys in 2004 to make a questionnaire survey with only one topic: "Did everyone go to primary school?" As a result, the boys were expelled from school the next day …

9. My husband is a soldier. I haven't seen him for a long time. I met him yesterday. Chatting in bed at night, I can't help touching my husband's little brother. Maybe I used too much force. My husband said, "relax, brother!" " " .。 .

10, one night, Liu Bei wanted to warm the bed with his wife and took off his pants. Haha, it's time for the second child to play. He needs to raise his gun. Guan Yu broke through the window. My brother needs my help. Liu Bei's face turned black: You are helping me if you don't come in. After Guan Yu left. . . Liu Bei raised his gun again: Next, it's my brother's turn. Say that finish, Zhang Fei broke into the house. . .

Very meaningful paragraph 3 1, my girlfriend asked, "Do you love me?"

"love!"

He asked again, "Do you like listening to me?"

"I like it!"

Then ask, "What is the most important thing for you now?"

She: "Mobile phone!"

Me. . .

2. "Honey, what do you think of my figure?"

"Very good!"

"You lie, my girlfriend says I have no waist!"

"She is blind. She can't see such a thick waist? "

In order to chase my girlfriend, I invited her to KTV, and I ordered a song "I really love you".

As a result, she returned a song "One Thousand Years Later". . .

At the same time, full of frustration, I used my quick wits twice to "borrow another 500 years from heaven" to get rid of her. . .

4. M: Lovely girl, why did you reject me then?

Woman: Because my heart beats faster every time I see you, I blush and my heart beats. I thought I would get sick and die with you.

1, m: "I wrote you 100 love letters and wanted to ask you how you feel now."

Woman: "These love letters make me warm ~"

Man: "Really, really?"

Woman: "Really, it's a pity that it can only be warmed for a while. It's too warm."

2. "Today, I suddenly heard the news that XXX and XXX are in love, just like hearing the news that Meng Po and Rebecca are in love."

"What do you mean?"

"God knows how they got together."

3. After dinner, I am tired of talking with my girlfriend, so I use rock, paper, scissors to decide who will wash the dishes today. . . I won four days in a row. . .

Girlfriend is angry: I dare not sleep on the sofa with scissors!

I faded at once. . . Trembling, take out the scissors. . . Idiot girlfriend proudly held out the cloth. . .

When my boyfriend was smoking, I asked: Why did you smoke again? I thought I said smoking was bad!

From these two goods, drinking milk from childhood is a smell of smoke. You can't change it if you get used to it!

1, my girlfriend told me: "The perfect boyfriend in my heart is that I can always pay attention to me, know that I am in a bad mood for the first time, and then comfort me." .

As soon as I heard this, I immediately gave her a slap in the face and said, "Baby, have you been beaten?" Does it hurt? Don't be sad, I am here! " "

2, female affectionate way: I love you, love you now, love you in the future, but love you doesn't have to be together!

The man replied angrily: I fucked you, I fucked you now, and I will fuck you later, but you don't have to marry you!

3. Some people say that I am ugly, and I especially feel sorry for him. Blind at a young age!

When I got home, I asked my fans, am I ugly?

The fan shook its head all morning and suddenly felt much more comfortable!

The idiot boyfriend on the side said: don't listen to the fan, it's all blowing.

4. Goddess: "I am deeply moved by your kindness to me. I will be engaged to Gao Fushuai tomorrow. I am willing to repay you tonight ... It seems that you are ready. "

Diaosi: "What are you doing?"

The goddess pointed to his shirt pocket: "Your shirt is so transparent that I can see it."

Diaosi took it out and looked sad: "This bag of instant noodle seasoning is used by me to make soup at night. Here you are. "