Say a long and interesting dirty word.

Funny and abusive long sentences for everyone!

1. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

3. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

4. We should look forward and not miss some crooked melons and rotten dates. How can we know what is good? You chase me for two kilometers, and I will rape you later.

5. The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

6. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

7. You are an incomplete life, an alien with gene mutation, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, and an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest.

8. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

9. 18 I won't know you until I have done something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly. Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will kill you!

10. Do you know the only difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

1 1. So you will lose your temper after reading my suggestion. No matter how you scold me, I won't be angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs ~

12. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

13. Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

14. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. 15. You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

16. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

17. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, and grenades will explode when they see you.

18. I have a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now it finally shakes dry.

19. I never swear, but the person I curse is not human. Telling you this is to treat you as a human being ~ ~ You are poor, uneducated and uneducated. You lead a miserable life. Wherever you go, you pollute the air, and others think you are farting.

20. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference. Trees die without skin, people are shameless and invincible in the world.

2 1. It's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

22. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

23. You have countless spare tires and constant feelings, not because you are attractive, but because you are cheap and versatile.

24. You say you, Grandpa, I teach you to practice knives, you practice swords, and if you don't practice swords, you practice meanness! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant!

25. Sunday morning is white, and the old people who collect garbage line up. With a wave of his hand, the captain rushed to the garbage dump, with broken shoes and socks flying all over the sky!

26. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

27. Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it? 28. Senior cream and sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. Touch the pocket without paper, touch the ass with two pieces of shit.

29. You have a shoehorn face, and you put on 108 kg of foundation and took off your makeup. Your face is as disgusting as lard God gave you a sorry face, but forgot to say sorry!

30. At the age of teenage flowers, you have grown into a succulent plant. You are really a draft of God's creation.

3 1. Yinbanglang, drink rice soup, smash bowls, pick up his wife, her wife cries, go back to her mother's house, buy an umbrella, the umbrella is high, buy a knife, the knife is fast, the vegetables are good, the vegetables are salty, the salt is long, and buy a dog. The dog bit your mother's pig grandmother askew.

32. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods? After hearing what you say, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

33. You are lucky recently. You were promoted to Marshal Tian Peng. Congratulations! Are you infected with all the ugliness in the world?

34. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looks so bad. At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

35. You said your family was poor. You said you had a PHS. You stand in the wind and rain and change your left hand for your right. You still can't go through with your right hand. The mouse went to your house with tears in her eyes.

About the funny swearing of long sentences, listening to swearing sentences is very irritating, but it is also very funny. I hope you like it!