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Car km made a speech.

1, on the road, not for travel, not for someone, just to meet an unknown self on an unknown road.

2, broadcast broadcast, I am about to get on the highway, witness my first time on the highway, please cheer for me.

3. I feel that I am not suitable for driving. In the later stage of paranoia, when I walk on the road, I always feel that a car in the distance will hit me.

There are many cars on the road, so be careful when you go out. Remember the rules, obey the law, and safe entry and exit are the first.

There is a kind of exhortation, a kind of longing, a kind of expectation and a kind of warmth, which is called family reunion.

6. Drinking is a taboo for driving, and a car accident is a family tragedy.

7. Safety is the shortest way home, and civilization is the light for smooth traffic.

8. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't let life go backwards.

9. It's the first time to drive the expressway today. I thought it was difficult to open, but the result was different from what I thought. This is much easier than driving in the city. Actually, this is so cool.

10, there is an exhortation to drive safely and an expectation to return safely.

1 1. God, driving on the highway today is speed and passion. Although I was a little nervous at first, the skilled technology still made me feel that the danger was close at hand.

12, the reasons for traveling need not be elaborated too much, and everything can be summarized in one word: go.

13. Never use your mobile phone while driving. Your mobile phone is not disposable, but your life must be.

14. Where is the last habitat? I don't know, but I know that as long as you are here, the journey will not be lonely.

15, it's the first time to drive a car with a size of 100, which is very exciting! I feel like flying!

16, it has been so long since I got my driver's license. This is Benbao's first time on the expressway. This speed, this feeling of pushing my back, scared me to pee!

17, don't care too much about the quality of your car, what you need to pay attention to is the morality of your driving.

18, don't tease the electronic eye with speed, it may not remember your name, but it must remember your car.