Elegant and mature humorous sentences

1, time waits for no one, so do I! Now, drinking cold water will make you fat and sad …

I am older than before, but I have more experience.

Although I am old, I still have a young heart and more and more wrinkles, which shows that I am more and more mature.

I am like a ripe peach now. Although there are some wrinkles on the outside, my heart is still full and the taste is more mellow.

Although the years have left traces on my face, they have not changed my personality and hobbies. I still like playing with young people and trying new things.

6. I like to recall the past more and more now, probably because those things make me feel beautiful. However, I don't want to go back, because I was too young then!

7. I find that I like silence more and more, probably because my ears are getting worse. However, it is also good that I can enjoy my time better.

8. I find that I like the slow-paced life more and more now, probably because my health is not as good as before!