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Mc is called mai mai ci,

0 1. It is difficult for rich people to have no money! 02. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't! 03. I used to be a fucking grandson when I called someone grandpa! 04. Don't be afraid of enemies like God, but friends like dogs! The more people I meet, the more I like dogs! 06. The dark road is slippery and the society is complicated! When you and I raise our voices, don't let yourself say goodbye! 08. You know my length and I know your depth! 09. Force is the same force, and the face is high! 10. It's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully! 1 1. Men can conquer the world and women can conquer men! 12. Affection, affection and love, why are they all love stories in the end, because the last is true love! 13. Money is not a problem, but no money. 14. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt. 15. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. 16. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 17. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. 18. It is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas. 19. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall. 20. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape. 2 1. Effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult. 22. What is love in the world? One thing wins one thing.