How to say humorously that a person is lazy

Are you lazy? I don't think so. Maybe I just ate too much, like a little pig, but I'm a cute little pig.

Being lazy doesn't affect my diligence and becoming handsome. Haha, I really envy you for finding this treasure of mine.

I will be your big housekeeper in the future, and I will definitely make you a diligent little fairy.

4. You must be lazy. What can I do if you are diligent? Besides, you are not lazy, but your love for me.

I just like that you are lazy to hide you in your heart and never come out.

6. You are lazy and I am lazy. We may have been a pair of sloths in a previous life.