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Which will happen first, tomorrow or the accident?

The classic quotations of Tomorrow or Accident, which comes first, are as follows:

1. In the distant time, every story will grow old. I just hope that we will always be good in the story.

2. From hedgehog to cat, I have been echoing what you want.

3, don't be a polite beast, be a free running dog.

There is a reason why I don't answer every second. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.

Today, the head teacher said to me, "Come to my office after school." I'm a little nervous: did I not do my homework, talked in class, and got caught playing with my mobile phone? I came to the empty office with trepidation and saw a note on the table: I hid! Come to me!

6. I'm really sad. I want nothing. I just want you to hug me.

7, anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple. QQ space incisive talk about daquan.

8. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

9. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident.

10, don't tell your secret to your good friend, because your good friend also has good friends.

1 1. Actually, I don't like playing king, just because you like playing, and I like you. It turned out that king was much more interesting than you. What are you?

12, there is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

13, the sign of maturity is that when it is time to use your brain, you will no longer be emotional.

14, maybe one day I will get my least favorite cigarette, but only I know that I am fine with him around.

15, the phrase I hate most in recent years is "if you are serious, you will lose", as if you won without being serious.

16, I still like you very much, like the wind walking 800 miles without asking the return date.

17, I hope that person won't keep you waiting too long, or I hope that you will quickly save up enough disappointment and put it down as soon as possible.

18, I want to talk to you. When I opened the window, I found that it was me who finished for the last time. You didn't reply, so I stopped talking.

19, far away, afraid of strangers, near, afraid of troubles, less afraid of relaxation, more afraid of entanglement.

20. Women don't live like cigarettes. When people are bored, they will click on you and bounce you off when they are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't afford it or you can't quit.

2 1, a friend I haven't contacted for a long time, I don't know what reason to care about your life, and I don't know what excuse to let you listen to my complaints. I miss the old days, even though I know that life is always moving forward. Maybe it's been a long time. Don't think I'm heartless, I like the new and hate the old. I'm just afraid that opening my mouth will turn into a sad ceremony.

Not bad, at least I can laugh.

23. Only when you don't expect anything can everything come as scheduled.

When you smile, the whole world smiles with you.

25. To be a girl, you must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises! Drop everything! Finally, laugh to hide the tears.

I once loved you silently and hopelessly.

27. In this world, you can accept many things that you don't understand.

28. "If Chinese, math, English, physics, thinking, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of?" "Eight-Nation Alliance's war of aggression against China."

29. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

30. For the rest of your life, love your family and be kind to yourself. Life is really not easy, do it and cherish it.

3 1, tomorrow and accident never know which comes first, health comes first. I wish you all peace and health in 2020.

32, hungry to eat, sleepy to sleep, like to buy, happy smile; Stay away from everything and people that make you unhappy. You never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

Only a woman who loves herself can love others. Let me love myself!

34. Some people miss each other for a lifetime, some people miss each other for a lifetime, and some people lose each other and disappear forever.

Life is short, be kind to yourself, and tomorrow will be better.

36. Confess if you want. You can leave if you want to travel far. Refuse if you want to be quiet, and sing if you want to lead. Tomorrow is still an accident. I don't know which one will come first. Life is full of ups and downs, but please don't regret it at this moment.

37. Confucius said: Life is short. Eat, drink and be merry in time. One hundred years is too long. We seize the day!

38. Life is impermanent. I don't know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident.

39, a moment that should last forever, but it is in vain!

40. With good traveling companions, the journey becomes extremely short.

4 1, you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

42. Life is just a few decades, and the good days are just around the corner! Suffering and frustration are not terrible, what I am afraid of is losing morale and sadness!

43. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. Health comes first. I wish you all peace and health in 2020.

44. Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, buy when you like, and laugh when you are happy; Stay away from everything and people that make you unhappy. You never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

45. Only a woman who loves herself can love others. Let me love myself!

46. Some people miss each other for a lifetime, some people miss each other for a lifetime, and some people lose each other and disappear forever.

47. Life is short. Be kind to yourself and tomorrow will be better.

48. Confess if you want. You can leave if you want to travel far. Refuse if you want to be quiet, and sing if you want to lead. Tomorrow is still an accident. I don't know which one will come first. Life is full of ups and downs, but please don't regret it at this moment.

49. Confucius said: Life is short. Eat, drink and be merry in time. One hundred years is too long. We seize the day!

50. Life is impermanent. I don't know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident.