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Please talk about the disadvantages of long-term rental!

First, marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie down in your ear and tell you, "Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth."

After marriage, if you still want to do business, I will try my best to support you and undertake the housework I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell bean sprouts from mung beans. I will make a mess in the kitchen, but I will try my best to follow the words on the kitchen food and try to cultivate myself into a great chef.

If you are eager to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to support this family, but only my smelly socks will be washed by you.

I promise you, I will put off some unnecessary social activities and go home early, because I know you will be lonely and afraid of me at home. Besides, I promise you that no matter how tired I am when I get home, I will listen carefully to your day's experience. Because I know you need understanding and support, I am your husband, and this is my duty.

5. Have a baby with me. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put only 36 candles on your birthday cake with our children. Moreover, I believe our children will change their naughty behavior in the past and say to you solemnly like a little adult: "God, Mom, you look only thirty years old. Classmates say you are more like my sister! "

I will be loyal to you and our family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Guilt makes me ashamed to face you. Facing you shamelessly will make me want to escape from your still pure eyes and leave you. Leaving you is the last thing I want to do in my life.

If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you. Although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in your arms is far better than any kind of freedom in the world, I have no right to expect you to think so. I think I will say to you: tired, go home; Tired, go home; I'm hurt. Go home. I am your husband, and I will wait for you to come back. This home is your home, and the lights of this home will always burn for you.

If one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry, sad and miserable, but I will eventually choose to break up. I only hope that man can treat you well, care about you and take good care of your life as I do for you. I will still bless you to God as before, and because you are not with me, I can't take care of you personally, so I will pray to God to bless you a thousand times.

Nine, maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, maybe I will die alone. In either case, please let me know if you are in trouble. I will do my best to help you without violating morality.

10. I don't know if we were together in our last life, but that's the past tense, and it doesn't matter anymore; I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife, but it's too far away for me to grasp. I only care about this life. I hope I can do my best to keep you healthy, safe and happy in my arms.

XI。 I love you.