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Talk about the feeling of diarrhea (talk about the uncomfortable feeling of diarrhea (Article 36)

1, is my signal bad? Why don't you reply to my wechat? I'm so nervous now that I have diarrhea.

I ate noodles that I wanted to eat yesterday, and I began to have diarrhea this morning.

The first time I had diarrhea, I doubted my life. Montmorillonite didn't work well, and Berberine didn't turn me into a reptile.

I don't know that I have diarrhea in the middle of the night. Sleep at two o'clock, have loose bowels at five o'clock, and how to get up at seven o'clock.

5. The worst day in history. Eating hot pot, washing the refrigerator, having loose bowels, wiping, and not talking about pies are all empty! I will forget your family and never go in for such a romantic name again.

6. I wake up at 1: 30 with a stomachache, get up with diarrhea and sleep until 4: 30. I was so hungry that I went downstairs and cooked a small bowl of wonton to sleep.

7. I have diarrhea today, so I have been resting in the hotel and fell asleep. Sorry, water friends ~

8. At present, we are in a period of committing villains and bad luck. Everything will go wrong. It didn't go well. For example, before the three mock exams before the college entrance examination, I suddenly had diarrhea and went to the hospital for infusion treatment.

9. It opened in five days 1000 kilometers. I was half asleep last night and had diarrhea. I had a low fever for several nights, and my legs felt nowhere to rest. Although I want to sleep now, I can't sleep.

10, finally over. Although I am very tired, I am still very happy. The children are super cute ~ they go to eat Haidilao at 10 o'clock in the evening and have diarrhea when they come back.

1 1, it may be that there is something wrong with the noodles cooked by the old man, and he started to have diarrhea early in the morning before he could react, which could kill the baby.