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What if a friend or junior makes trouble in the bridal chamber on the wedding night of Gan Yu and his wife?
1. Five children enter the topic-in order to test the tacit understanding of the new couple's cooperation, find a red rope. The new couple each hold one end, tie a lit cigarette in the middle, put five vertical matches on the table (which can be inserted on the fruit), and then the new couple can't help but light them by hand, so they cooperate to light all five matches. Tip: Be sure to tighten the rope and aim with your eyes.
2. Love Cup-Take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, and then slowly pull out the film from the mouth-to-mouth buckle of the two cups, asking couples not to drink the two cups together and not to spill them. Tip: As long as one of the couples pushes the cup away a little, the other one just drinks hard.
3. Treasure Hunt with Sweet Lips-The groom is lying flat on four chairs, and the brothers are watching. Put 8- 10 small objects on the groom, which can be small candy, beef jerky and the like. The bride turned around blindfolded, then collected all the small objects on the groom with her "sweet lips" with both hands, then took off the blindfold and fed them to the groom one by one. Tip: The groom can tell the bride to go left or right.
4. Take things out of the bag-put two raw eggs next to the groom's two trouser legs, move them up so that the two eggs meet at an "important position" and then move them away from the other trouser leg.
5. Sweet talk communication-prepare 6 pieces of toffee with the same color and mix them together *** 12 pieces for the bride and groom to hold in their mouths, and then ask them not to help the bride and groom present the toffee with the same color in their mouths (for example, the groom's mouth is full of red toffee, while the bride's mouth is full of milky toffee). Tip: This game focuses on the cooperation between the bride and groom. You can open your mouth for each other to observe and then cooperate with each other.
6. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet-prepare a glass of mineral water. The groom stood on the stool and clamped the mineral water bottle with his legs (the position of the clamp should be supervised). Then the bride bit off the lid, took a sip into the microphone and said, "Nongfu Spring is a little sweet."
7. Shock wave-stick the inflatable balloon on the key parts of the bride and groom, and then tie their hands and feet. The two sides can only crush each other and collide with each other to break the balloon until both balloons are broken.
8. See the needle-tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a seam in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist. At the beginning of the game, the groom must insert the banana into the gap of the sponge. Does the bride have to ask "miss" every time she inserts it? The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation!
9. hilarious push-ups-let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on it, and then let the groom do 100 push-ups on it. When the groom can't support himself, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will explode, bringing joy to the wedding night.
10. Lipstick tells the truth-let the bride hold a lipstick in her mouth, write "I love you" on the groom's face, and then let the bride and groom face each other until the bride's face is also printed with "I love you", which is recognized by everyone.
1 1. Is it disgusting enough?-Let the groom sweet-talk the bride until everyone feels disgusting enough.
12. Who is the real bride-put four chairs in the middle or in front of the room, and then let the groom and three men stand in front of the chairs. Now, blindfolded, the bride can recognize the groom by touching these men's breasts. Whether she knows it or not, let her check it. After the bride turned around several times, she felt the same again. Uncover the cloth
13. An Neng Debate between Men and Women-Let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the ending song of the bridal chamber, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit to send all the guests outside the door.
14. Extraction by stages-prepare 12 hard fruit candy with moderate size, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" with a candy in his mouth according to the method of February 1- 12 until he contains 12 candy. Then the bride and groom "transfer" the groom's 12 candy to their mouths mouth to mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times. Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If you miss a candy, you will be fined again until you are satisfied.
15. The crow drinks water-the bride sits in a chair with her head held high, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a big mouthful of tea in her mouth. There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed as a crow, his arms straight, his waist bent at 90 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "melon …". After walking beside the bride for a week, he put his head out and looked at her mouth. When he found water, he jumped on the table happily, grabbed a candy in his mouth, jumped back to the bride, stuffed the candy into the bride's mouth with his mouth, and then leaned down and took a sip of water, going back and forth three times.
16. Banana bungee jumping-Bind bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the highest place where the groom can jump, and the groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together. In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people.
17. When the fire is strong, the jujube will grow early-insert matches on the jujube and float in a basin full of water. A lit cigarette was tied in the middle of a red line, and both ends were bitten by the couple. When you enter and I return, you can use cigarettes to light the matches in the basin together. Hold your breath and use solid "dental skills" and vision to succeed.
18. Kiss your sweetheart-The groom lies on his back in bed, and then sticks the sliced bananas on his face and neck, so that the blindfolded bride can look for those banana slices with her mouth.
19. Add chopsticks-(meaning to add a child) Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, revealing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom add it with their tongues.
20. Rolling noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride roll the noodles from head to toe with a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) until the groom's penis becomes hard.
2 1. Knock gongs and drums-the groom ties a big spoon around his waist with a rope, and the bride ties a pan around his waist. The groom stood upright and knocked on the pot 10 times with a spoon. Both of them shouted the slogan of the iron king Man Jinxi: Be bigger, get up quickly, dig wells frequently and get more oil; Loud enough until everyone is satisfied.
22. The groom hangs a chopstick from the back of his trousers and puts a beer bottle on the ground, requiring the bride to command him. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? Answer it;
23. Prepare a banana and a condom and demonstrate the correct use of condoms on the spot.
24. Let the bride and groom pose with Arabic numerals 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters.
25. The groom hangs a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat. While eating, he asked her if it was delicious.
26. The bride lies on her back, and the groom puts his hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing push-ups face to face and kissing each other.
27. Push the bride and groom into bed and let them throw out 18.
28. Give candy to the brides-that is, let the brides count clockwise, and the one who counts to "three" every "one, two, three" will get a bag of candy and then leave the circle. Let the bride continue to order until everyone gets the candy, but the groom must get the candy last, or he will be punished.
29. Run Gankun-put different parts of the chicken, such as head, tail, wings, spleen, chest and neck, on a plate, and then put the plate in a rotating basin, and the groom will turn it. When that part turns to yourself, you must kiss that part of the bride's body.
30. Love each other-ask couples to make out in public, and you can ask for specified actions, such as long kisses and deep kisses.
3 1. Carp yue longmen-Let the bride stand on the gantry with her feet apart, put a toothpick in the orange as a football, and the groom is responsible for kicking it into the gantry. If she fails, she will be punished for drinking.
32. Fly with me-the groom can fly around with the bride in his arms in a limited time.
33. Like a duck to water-the bride puts the ice cubes in her mouth and kisses the groom until the ice cubes are completely melted.
34. Raise a glass and drink-put two drinking pipes in the beer, and ask the couple to finish the wine within a time limit. If they exceed the time limit, they will have another drink.
35. There is a connection between heart and heart-the bride is blindfolded, and the groom and all the brothers line up, so that the bride can grope for the groom one by one in a limited time.
36. Red Lip Hunting-Sister brides print their lips on paper in order to let the groom find the bride's lip prints. If they print them wrong, they will be punished for singing love songs.
37. Husband and woman sing together-brothers and sisters sing together, newcomers sing along with the lyrics, and act along with the lyrics. If they are not satisfied, they will be punished to sing from beginning to end until they are satisfied.
38. Soul mate-put a balloon on the couple's chest, walk a certain distance in a limited time, and try to crush the balloon together (not by hand) to show success.
39. Make a fortune-put a coin from the bride in the groom's sleeve and pass it from side to side through the sleeve. Coins must not fall, but must pass through the groom's chest.
40. It's delicious-the bride blindfolded and fed the groom the cake. The groom's head can't move, and he can only tell the bride's direction by speaking.
4 1. grow old together-find a big disk full of flour, bury a candy in the flour, and then let the bride and groom blow the flour to find the candy. The effect can be imagined. The bride and groom must cover everything and grow old together.
42. Sweet honey-the groom stands on the stool and throws small fruits into the bride's mouth one by one (people should stand up straight, don't bend over and bend their necks), and a glass of wine will be fined if it falls out.
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