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Excerpts of forty phrases about how you feel about being fined for eating.
Quotes on how you feel about being ticketed for eating (Part 1)
1. You will also be ticketed on the second day of the Lunar New Year. How dedicated you are. There is a parking lot across the road. , there is a phone in the car, can't you help me make a call?
2. You said that drinking two bottles of beer has no impact on your driving, but do you think two tickets will have an impact on you?
3. From 8 p.m. to 3 a.m., the fine for license violations is 100, and underwater is 475. It takes eight hours, 44 kilometers round trip, and the fuel cost is negligible, which is a huge negative expectation. . .
4. Looking back on the past, the days were filled with colorful light and shadow, a natural barrier for memory, and the heart-warming sounds in the past have gradually faded away. I was so sad after receiving the fine.
5. I downloaded a traffic violation query software. After installing it for half a year, the data has not changed. I suspect it is useless and want to uninstall it. I tried running a red light today, and hey, I can actually check it.
6. I was issued a ticket for illegal parking today. The key point was that I was standing 5 or 6 meters away from the car without turning off the engine. I parked for 4 or 5 minutes without noticing at all. I got a ticket. It was my first time in my life. I was so unjust and so depressed.
7. I was worried about getting a ticket when parking at the door. The boss said, it’s okay, this is an urban-rural area.
8. I feel really speechless. I was fined for driving and riding a bicycle, which made my mood really hit the bottom. I am always the one who does not obey traffic rules!
9. It’s a small step for courtesy, a giant step for civility.
10. I'm glad to hear you say that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry about no one bailing you out.
11. Look both ways when crossing the road, and do not run or play on the road.
12. Protecting violations is harming employees.
13. I advise you not to be busy while driving, lest your beloved wife guard an empty house!
14. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
15. Friends, don’t be like me, don’t break the rules, be a law-abiding person.
16. Keep the traffic light always on in your heart, and drive safely with you in life.
17. I have been very powerless recently. I have had bad luck ever since my car was ticketed, I have been wronged, and my salary has not been paid until now. I am angry with my good friend of 10 years, my eyes are uncomfortable, and life is very tiring.
18. Bring civilization on the road and bring safety home.
19. Oh my god, is it so difficult to get a traffic violation? If more than ten or twenty people are waiting for one machine, can't we set up one or two more machines? Also provide convenience and innovation
20. The law of the country is like a mountain, and those who escape must be caught. Phrases to express your feelings about being ticketed while eating (Part 2)
21. On the highway, drive at the appropriate speed.
22. For example, when the traffic police in a certain place were campaigning against the misuse of high-beam headlights, they asked drivers to choose whether to feel empathy for 30 seconds or pay a fine of 200 yuan.
23. The points deduction has been a bit serious recently. I was fined just now, and I was given a ticket for illegal parking. Last night, I and Fa Xiaohuai were lucky, but today I got a ticket.
24. The stakes that trip people up are not high, and the violations are not small.
25. Drunk driving, life is at a discount.
26. The car was parked illegally and was ticketed. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. When I entered the community to avoid the vehicle, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed and was damaged. When leaving the community, the old lady was riding an electric scooter fiercely in the wrong direction at the gate... This bull was really in trouble. Waiting for bottoming out!
27. Guarantee equals safety, violation equals death.
28. If procedures and measures are not followed, peace will not be guaranteed if an accident occurs.
29. I was not selected in the lottery, so I was eating alone... This grilled chicken skin is more delicious than the roasted bird in Osaka... I hope I won't get a ticket... Hmm... …tasty.
30. It is not allowed to cross or sit on the guardrails of sidewalks, roadways and railway crossings.
31. Being silent about a friend's violation of the rules is equivalent to pushing your friend into a pit of fire.
32. Be courteous and courteous, and people and cars will be safe.
33. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also result in a ticket, so please transfer it as soon as possible.
34. You don’t know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write whatever I want on the ticket, right?
35. When you work against the rules, disaster strikes.
36. It has been two years since I took the driver’s license test, but I haven’t driven much. Yesterday, I handled a traffic violation for my husband, and he was deducted three points for the first time. Today I pay the fine via Alipay. What's commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 20 years old, and it seems like this is the first time he's had points and fines for violating regulations.
37. On a journey of a thousand miles, be careful with your steps.
38. If you increase the speed by another 100 kilometers per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.
39. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.
40. It was quite funny when I stood at the bus stop early in the morning and watched the traffic police on the other side putting "beef jerky" stickers on illegal parking. A summary of forty humorous and humorous quotes from people who have been ticketed on Moments
A humorous and humorous summary of those who have been ticketed in Moments 1
1. On a particularly bad day, the car was ticketed Tickets, parking fees, lost money, ugh, it’s really hard for me.
2. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also result in a ticket, so please transfer it as soon as possible.
3. I was worried about getting a ticket when parking at the door. The boss said, it’s okay, this is an urban-rural area.
4. Everyone needs civilized transportation, and everyone needs civilized transportation.
5. On the same day, first the car was ticketed, then the car was hit, and at night the phone was flooded with water.
6. The last question will determine whether you drank or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
7. I feel really speechless. I was fined for driving and riding a bicycle, which really made my mood hit rock bottom. I have always been the one who doesn't obey traffic rules!
8. I was not selected in the lottery, so I was eating alone... This grilled chicken skin is more delicious than the roasted bird in Osaka... I hope I won't get a ticket... Hmm... …tasty.
9. Old things are dreams frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The mist on the green leaves is the tears of missing you. Paying the fine is a thing of the past.
10. Safety prefers those who obey the rules, but accidents favor those who violate disciplines.
11. If you can’t block the illegal road, you can’t take safe steps.
12. I'm glad to hear you say that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry about no one bailing you out.
13. Those who do not respect themselves will be humiliated, and those who do not follow the rules will be in trouble.
14. I accidentally ran a red light. I glanced at the left side and thought it was a green light and walked away. But they were turning left. I was too naive!
15. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
16. You don’t know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write whatever I want on the ticket, right?
17. When you work against the rules, disaster strikes.
18. You go, I go, everyone goes, safety awareness is in mind: you give way, I give way, everyone gives way, safe travel is guaranteed.
19. Safety is the foundation of life, and traffic violations are the source of safety accidents.
20. Safe production is glorious, but illegal operations are shameful. Part 2 of humorous stories about people who were ticketed in Moments
21. Walk on the sidewalk, or walk on the side of the road if there is no sidewalk.
22. When one person gets out of the car, the whole family recites, and when one person is safe, the whole family takes a photo.
23. Punishing violations without mercy, seemingly ruthless and affectionate.
24. The corner of this road in front of the culvert is closed and has a dead end. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don’t know yet. , Alas, parking is difficult.
25. Traffic safety requires everyone to follow their own rules.
26. Standards are the basis of safety, and violations are the root of accidents.
27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
28. Walking without eyesight, running at red lights again, crying for fines, and unable to see your parents.
29. Obeying traffic rules should become our code of conduct.
30. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always be in your heart.
31. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and I have seen at least three tickets for it. The second car is a private car, and it is also parked outside the parking space like the first car. Frequently getting tickets...
32. Drunk driving has a life discount.
33. The moon is full when it comes to production safety, but half of it is missing when it comes to illegal and reckless actions.
34. Don’t do “passing” on the road, just be a civilized “driving” person.
35. The electronic violation processing hall is overcrowded, and each person has a numbering sheet in his hand. The eldest sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, why did you finish it at the front of the queue? Me: Beauty, my car is forced to be deducted and 12 points are deducted at one time. I am a VIP! Sister. . .
36. When others violate the rules, please scold them loudly.
37. Even a ten-minute trip to the People’s Hospital can result in a ticket, so please transport me as soon as possible.
38. Driving carefully is less than a thousand times, driving carelessly is more than once.
39. Every day when I drive, I have to worry about whether I ran a red light or not. Just now I was not paying attention and I seemed to have run a red light.
40. Today is really an unlucky day. I was fined 20 yuan for riding an electric bicycle, which made me feel very helpless! A summary of humorous and funny quotes on people who were fined for illegal parking (40 sentences)
A summary of humorous and funny quotes on people who were ticketed for illegal parking
1. No illegal parking for two years. As a result, 4 were done in one month. There is one more.
2. If you drive slowly, people will call you "Avatar" at worst; no matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "Avatar"
3 .The lower part of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and has a dead end. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don't know yet. Alas, parking is difficult.
4. Do not take risks for the sake of temporary quickness, and do not operate illegally for temporary gain.
5. If you drink before or during work, accidents will follow you.
6. The law of the country is like a mountain, and those who escape must be caught.
7. Don’t be sloppy in safe operation, as violations can easily lead to accidents.
8. I didn’t violate any traffic rules for two years, but I did 4 of them in one month. One of them ran a red light and I don’t know if he was photographed. I was really speechless with myself. What’s even more funny is that I violated the traffic rules 3 times in the same place. I'm so pissed off!
9. Being silent about a friend's violation of the rules is equivalent to pushing your friend into a pit of fire.
10. One day on the same day, first the car was ticketed, then the car was hit, and at night the phone was flooded with water.
11. Veteran drivers also park illegally, commemorating the first deduction of points in Qingdao.
12. Safety is the foundation of production, and violations are the source of accidents.
13. Look ahead and look around.
14. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also result in a ticket, so please transport me as soon as possible.
15. It was quite funny when I stood at the bus stop early in the morning and watched the traffic police on the other side putting "beef jerky" stickers on illegal parking.
16. When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police, and the woman will try to persuade him; when a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will quarrel with the man next to her, and the police will try to persuade her.
17. Be prepared for danger in times of peace, and be prepared to avoid danger.
18. Do you think we don’t ticket pretty ladies? You're right, we don't ticket pretty ladies. Please sign here.
19. In addition to getting a ticket, I was photographed for my first violation, speeding! ! How about driving at the slowest speed ever? You also said you should restrain your road rage, not speeding, and control your fuel consumption, but this is the result? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader. I was not happy!
20. I didn’t violate any traffic rules for two years, but I did 4 of them in one month. One of them ran a red light and I don’t know if he was photographed. I was really speechless with myself.
What’s even more funny is that he violated the rules three times in the same place. I was really pissed off! Part 2 of a humorous story about getting a ticket for illegal parking
21. Today is such an unlucky day! I felt extremely irritable, drove impatiently and violated the rules, and then my hand was pinched by the door.
22. There are no points or fines for speeding violations. Surprise, unexpected, happy!
23. When people give up cars, give up civilization; when people give up cars, give up safety; when people give up cars, give up order; when people give up people, give up harmony.
24. Look both ways when crossing the road, and do not run or play on the road.
25. Strong awareness of violations and high safety factor.
26. You only have one life, peace be with you for the rest of your life.
27. Overloading and speeding are always dangerous.
28. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
29. The last question will determine whether you drank or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
30. Solid and dotted zebra crossings are lifelines: big cars, small cars and bicycles, all cars should be treated as civilized cars.
31. Safety is a treasure, violation of regulations is a waste.
32. Life is discounted for drunk driving.
33. I passed the limit last week, and I was speeding this week. I don’t know what the violation will be next week. This is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.
34. Last month, I was fined 800 yuan for a car violation. I went to the bank to pay the money. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I had something to do when I went back to my hometown the next day, so I never paid it. , I went to pay the money today, and I have to pay a late payment fee of 360 yuan. It has only been 20 days. The country really cannot afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank to earn 360 yuan in interest.
35. Yes, sir, you can talk to the captain, but I guess that will be of no use. Oh, didn't you notice that I am the traffic police captain?
36. Oh my god, is it so difficult to get a traffic violation? If more than ten or twenty people are waiting for one machine, can't we set up one or two more machines? Also provide convenience and innovation
37. Safety is the foundation of life, and violations are the source of accidents.
38. Driving is irregular and relatives are in tears. Please wear seat belts when driving.
39. I went out to store food today, and then my car got a ticket. I lost the ticket after I got in the car. Maybe it was blown away by the strong wind. I took the groceries up first, and when I came down I found another ticket. I was really drunk. Got it! Sentences of reflection on the first time a ticket was issued in life
Sentences of reflection on the first time a ticket was issued in life (Part 1)
1. Commemorate the first violation in life.
2. There are no points or fines for illegal parking on expressways. Surprise, unexpected, happy!
3. The first violation in life, commemorate it with a plate.
4. The corner of this road in front of the culvert is closed and has a dead end. The cars parked on the roadside have been ticketed. I guess the car owners who have been ticketed don’t know yet. , Alas, parking is difficult.
5. When one person gets out of the car, the whole family recites, and when one person is safe, the whole family takes a photo.
6. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.
7. Seeing all the cars parked on the roadside, I also parked there. I queued for two hours and ate cake for ten minutes. After queuing and going back, I found that my car had been ticketed, but there was no ban. Stop sign.
8. We can sleep until my manager calls and wake up. Even if we are late, we will be fined.
9. I accidentally ran a red light. I glanced at the left side and thought it was a green light and walked away. But they were turning left. I was too naive!
10. A phone call woke me up during the big break! They said I had violated the parking rules. Fortunately, no points will be deducted after checking.
11. I was ticketed twice for parking illegally this week. The horoscope blogger’s weekly fortune prediction was so accurate that it made me laugh!
12. No illegal suspension for two years. As a result, 4 were done in one month. There is one more.
13. Driving carefully once a thousand times is less than driving carelessly once.
14. I saw a beautiful girl on the road who looked familiar. I stopped the car and asked her to get in the car. She said I would give you a ride. After the girl came up, she frowned and said she was not wearing a uniform today. If I catch her next time, she will follow the rules and regulations. Got it! When I woke up, wasn't this the girl at the front desk who went to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check for traffic violations?
15. The stakes that trip people up are not high, and the violations are not small.
16. Looking back on the past, the days were filled with colorful light and shadow, a natural barrier for memory, and the touching sounds in the past have gradually faded away. I was so sad after receiving the fine.
17. I didn’t violate any traffic rules for two years, but I did 4 of them in one month. One of them ran a red light and I don’t know if he was filmed. I was really speechless with myself. What’s even more funny is that I violated the traffic rules 3 times in the same place. I'm so pissed off!
18. I feel really speechless. I was fined for driving and riding a bicycle, which made my mood really hit the bottom. I am always the one who does not obey traffic rules!
19. We are both cyclists, so greeting each other comes first.
20. On the way to drink, even the wind was sweet. I got a ticket today, can I say a dirty word gracefully? Remarks on being ticketed for the first time in life (Part 2)
21. Although it is a smooth road, speeding should be avoided. Even if there are shortcuts, it should be stopped by those who drive indiscriminately.
22. The car was parked illegally and was ticketed. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. When I entered the community to avoid the vehicle, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed and was damaged. When leaving the community, the old lady was riding an electric scooter in the opposite direction at the gate... This bull was really in trouble. Waiting for bottoming out!
23. I got a ticket on my car when I was celebrating my birthday. It cost 200 yuan, which was more expensive than the food I had eaten. I was so angry and my beautiful mood was gone.
24. Don’t forget safety first, and don’t do illegal work.
25. Life is discounted for drunk driving.
26. Leopards and wolves will not die by eating humans and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by harming workers.
27. On the same day, first the car was ticketed, then the car was hit, and at night the phone got waterlogged.
28. We can leave nothing behind in time, including pain, happiness and life. After receiving the fine, I want to make corrections.
29. Know your shame and be civilized, and keep traffic safety in mind.
30. A good day starts with being issued a ticket. You must not take any chances. The person who issued the ticket actually went to work today, and I realized that my Spring Festival holiday has entered the countdown.
31. I went out to store food today, and then my car got a ticket. I lost the ticket after I got in the car. Maybe it was blown away by the strong wind. After I finished shopping, I took it up first, and when I came down I found another ticket. I was really drunk. Got it!
32. Protecting violations is harming employees.
33. Safe production brings wealth, while illegal work brings accidents.
34. The safer you are on the road, the happier your life will be.
35. Being silent about a friend's violation of the rules is equivalent to pushing your friend into a pit of fire.
36. Safety comes from carefulness when performing duties, and accidents result from carelessness when performing duties.
37. Today is such an unlucky day! I feel extremely irritable, driving in a hurry and breaking the rules, and then my hand is pinched by the door... I am about to suffer from depression, come and save me...
38. Safety is important in a sense of responsibility, and accidents only look for the violators.
39. Some friends who were punished also said: Everyone has a sense of honor and shame, and such a novel method can impress the offenders.
40. Drunk driving, life is at a discount.
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