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A very boring love story: I won’t say good night to you, I want to lie on the same bed with you

1. The person who ties your shoes, the person who makes you fat, the person who makes your bangs, the person who touches your head, the person who looks at you when you cry, you call The person who doesn't fight back, the person who encourages you when you are tired, the person who smiles at you, the person who always looks at you, the person who sings to you, is the person you should cherish.

2. I won’t say good night to you, I want to lie on the same bed with you.

3. If we don’t hold an umbrella on a snowy day, can we go all the way to the end?

4. “Who picked the sofa” “My wife” “Who picked the computer” “My wife” “Who picked the curtains” “My wife” “What on earth did you pick?” “My wife” ”

5. I know you are not good at expressing, but you have always stayed by my side and never left. You are the best love you give me.

6. After you fall in love with me, I will give you a Xuanmai to eat.

7. When I hear something, it is obviously irrelevant, but I can always think of you in my heart.

8. "Daughter-in-law, you see so many people wearing iron rings, why don't I get you one too." "Speak humanly!" "I want to marry you."

9. Always One day I will be like a game, registered in your heart and never leave.

10. I prefer cold machines to people, such as mobile phones. At least the mobile phone will remind you that the battery is low, but people will always leave you without saying a word.

11. Do you know what it feels like to be deeply in love? It’s like the room suddenly became dark. I didn’t look for the light but for him.

12. “He hurt you so many times, why haven’t you left yet?” “Occasionally, he would give me medicine and feed me sweets.”

13. “Why do you want to Be a top student?" "Because I don't like her asking other people questions." I want to have a good talk with you

I want to have a good talk with you

(1) ) looking at each other! I have been thinking, so as long as I can live well for the people I love. How much courage it takes to say the first sentence! If me and you. Just standing in the noisy crowd is the best position for you. It's just a scar, and those secrets that can't be told are just a knot!

(2) There are always many dissatisfactions in life. For example, a dog misunderstood a word today and made me excited for a long time. For example, there is always time and space between people. For example, plans always fail to keep up with changes. For example, it rains when the weather is good. For example, let’s say you and I don’t want to study or play games.

(3) It’s hard to look back on the past, and ten years have gone by so quickly! The stories about me and you, happiness and pain, will always be deposited in my heart! The only thing that can be done now is to wish! Think of someone at a certain moment! Does becoming more and more sad mean that I am getting older?

(4) My understanding of Wu Xiansen is very traditional, but I also hate tradition! Children who are less patient than me, want to grow up less than me, and miss home more than me! Well, your little lover and I are fine!

(5) I miss you so much. I miss you every day and try not to cry. I will keep you in my heart. There is a home in my heart, and you and I will live in it.

(6) I don’t know if you are like me. You were obviously very sleepy, so you put down your phone. As a result, all kinds of things came to your mind and I didn’t know what to say. I just hoped that I Everything is fine with you.

(7) You and I are finally separated.

Without a proper goodbye, I can't help but hope that everyone can be safe and happy in the future

(8) Doubi, you have to be nice. I may be very bad in your eyes. I have never loved you. There are many people, but you are the only one who loves me deeply. I remember when I first met you three years ago, I thought that you and I might have a long, long story. I thought about it, whether it was happiness, sadness or despair. Meeting you is destined in my life. Thank you for the rejection you gave me. The love you gave me I think is love. I have so many things to say to you every time, so many, many more, but every time I hesitate, But I really hope you are happy and happy

(9) I had a good talk with you at first, but the next day you changed again and didn’t play by the rules. I thought this company What about no trust? What I didn't expect is that your manager is different from you. He said just do it the way you said! Just do as you were told in the beginning, I will make new arrangements for you, my staff.

(10) You are very good. I love everything about you. Why don’t your family like you? I can just switch with you. You are so good and live a good life with your talents. And if I were in your house, I would have a reason to die. I would live aimlessly forever, walking on the road, looking at all kinds of people, and wondering what my future would be like. It would be so dark!

(11) Inexplicable sadness. Suddenly I feel that many things are destined, just like you and me, maybe we will never be able to say a word or take a good look at each other in this life. But even if it is so cruel, I still have to go on like this. Even if there is no hope, even if it is doomed, I will persist.

(12) I’m so exhausted that I finally cleaned up this kid. I’ve finished washing what needs to be washed. That kid in the last picture, please get well soon. Mom wants to rub you again. So cute! ! ! Your father and I have agreed that when you get home, I'll spank your butt first! ! By the way, because of you, mom saw your grandpa crying for the first time in decades. You were well and recovering in there. Mom, dad, sister, grandpa and mother-in-law came to take you home! ! !

(13) Why not choose to let it go and love well while you can love; don’t let your happiness wait too long: because I don’t remember that I have ever had a relationship with you.

(14) You haven’t remembered anything I’ve said to you or seen photos. It seems like you really don’t care about me. This relationship should come to an end. You are fine every day, and I will think of you every day. I don’t want to torture myself anymore, so I decided to let go

(15) Don’t let your love wait too long: We hope that we will be happy, because; why not Let the choice go! Maybe I have lost my memory: I don’t remember that I have ever had a relationship with you. Let’s love well while we can love!

(16) They all told me to be good with you, and I also want to be good with you forever

(17) No matter what, you are everything in my life Yes, I know you don't allow anyone to have a little daydream about me, but I have the same mentality as you, and I will never change my promise to you in my life! ! ! . Death I follow. I wish you a happy life forever

(18) You must learn to live a life alone. In the future, it will be just you and me. Today I have enough to eat, have fun and sleep well. Okay, I suddenly realized that only when I get home and lock the door can I truly feel safe

(19) The earth turns the same without anyone else, and I am still very happy without you. Today I threw a photo , I feel like you and I are nothing more than that, and that’s probably how often I think about you. We are living happily in our respective lives. Today we compete with pig trotters, and when we get married, we need to find someone with the best braised pig trotters

(20) My apprentice said today that you are going to be a soldier. My first reaction was, are you and I actually going to fight each other? ! I admit that my brain is ridiculously big, and I admit that my heart is small and pitiful. I can’t control anything. I just want you to be well, and we are all well. When I want to see you, I don’t have to be sad and entangled. I say love. When you are there, no one is pointing fingers. When I miss you, I can’t just look at the other side of the sea.

(21) Everyone, you and I, have more or less habits in life that are habits for you and problems for others. In order to live in harmony, I You are willing to change and communicate, but you promise to do well, but then turn around and act like always, I am really going to give you a big face

(Twenty-two) I thought about it, and I told you However, I was very depressed in school. I had to endure everything and control everything. It wasn’t until the day before yesterday, after you said it, that I realized that you were from another school of mine. I had to disguise myself well in front of you. Maybe you are also pretending, pretending to accept everything from me. I am really sorry for making you unhappy all this time. Maybe you have to spend your whole life in disguise. It's okay, I will do it.

(Twenty-three) The little butt is sick. . . I had a fever last night and it went away today, but I had a bad cough at night. They all vomited like this. . . After drinking the good milk, I spit it out and my stomach is empty. . . You slept well last night, and so did your dad and I. . . I feel sorry for you coughing like this. . . Get well soon. . . My little baby. . .

(Twenty-four) I feel unspeakable pain for you in my heart. It feels very heart-wrenching. I wish I could turn back time and let me stay with you all the time. I will not let you be wronged and love you well. You, I care about everything about you, you know, no matter what happens, I will always be here, I will love you well, and I will not allow you to wrong yourself. You are my most cherished treasure, and everything about you will be with me. Heart, in fact, like you, I feel really painful sometimes, but I just don’t dare to think too much. Don’t give up hope. As long as I can do it, I will give it to you.

(Twenty-five) Although I don’t have much interaction with you, and I’m not very familiar with you, you have been my classmate for such a long time, and now you are gone. Your departure is so unexpected, Let us be unprepared. Please go well on your way. I hope you will be well in that place. If there is an afterlife, we will still be classmates!

(Twenty-six) Grandpa. You must talk about it carefully. get well soon. I can't stay with you for long. You must not make an agreement between me and you.

(Twenty-seven) Because life is so fragile! I love when you make phone calls with me before falling asleep. I just want the rest of my life to start as soon as possible. Not because I'm lonely. And we are all just a main body of this fragile life, and many things can be forgotten; when I understand that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Let me tell you, live a good life with your lover; my wish is to live healthily

(Twenty-eight) Love well while you can love: I don’t Remember what you and I had once: we wanted ourselves to be happy.

(Twenty-nine) If this relationship between you and me is a war, I hope you will win effortlessly. If you have to die and I will end up alive, I hope you will live well and take care of yourself. Or you can let others take good care of you. I hope these hopes of mine can be realized because this is all the love I have for you. Next, I will give some love to others

(Thirty) This should be It's the last snow in 20xx. I've been listening to those small radio stations in Dragonfly recently, and suddenly I realized that you and I have so many differences. The reason why we can continue to be together well is because of love.

(Thirty-one) I continue to suffer from insomnia. I wonder if I started to suffer from insomnia after you resigned, and if I still have feelings for you. I hope you are well no matter what. You must know that I will not spend the rest of my life with you

1. When you started talking about me behind my back, you already lost. You treated me as a topic of discussion, but I felt that you were not worth mentioning.

2. Don't stand on the highest moral point and criticize others for saying things that shouldn't be said. What I like and how I live is none of your business.

3. If I don't show my hands anymore, I'm afraid you will misunderstand that I am the best in the world.

4. If you have a stomachache, drink alcohol; if you feel uncomfortable, do self-mutilation; if you feel bad, jump off a building. Don’t find someone I like to accompany you.

5. I hope you accidentally bite your tongue and die while talking about me behind my back.

6. I'm so cute and you don't like me, you're sick!

7. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for rescue.

8. Dogs and humans are better off walking separate paths.

9. You don’t need to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you must know that I will not live with you in the future.

10. Are you going crazy with me just because everyone thinks dogs are humans’ friends?

11. In the past, I was very afraid of offending people, afraid to make demands, afraid to say the wrong thing, afraid of being left in the cold, afraid of being ignored, afraid of the other person being unhappy, and I faced everyone with sincerity. Unfortunately, I was not treated with the appropriate respect. Later, I started pampering and accommodating myself. If you were late, I would leave first. If you didn’t want to do something, I would never force it. I would play with my phone when I was quiet. I only cared about my personal feelings and other people were none of my business.

12. If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my biological son until your wife doubts life.

13. Shut up, there is nothing to talk about between us except love.

Describing the process of World War II after 14.00: The Soviet Union in the top lane, China in the bottom lane, they all fought hard, France was a weak jungler, the British in the middle barely missed a kill, and the United States was underdeveloped in the early stage. In the later stage, I pushed the middle lane to the crystal first. Unexpectedly, the top lane and the second attack were already on the high ground. Germany was very strong in the top lane and used flash teleportation in the middle lane. However, Italy, a pig teammate, was even weaker. They were simply lurking undercover. The bottom lane The desperate Japan is still bullying China and replenishing its troops. At this time, the United States can't stand it anymore. With two big moves, Japan is useless, over.

15. My current state and mood are not what I want, but they are all caused by me.

Be more domineering with your personality and phrases

16. Life doesn’t love me and I don’t love my life.

17. You talk to one woman, and I talk to ten men. You can go out for half a day, and I can go out for three days and three nights. If you don’t reply to my message, I can ignore it. You waste me more than you. Lang, aren't you just a man? What's so great about it? Men and women are equal. Why should I deserve to be wronged? It's my fault that you're angry.

18. I am not a simple vinegar jar, I am a vinegar jar with a ton of dynamite tied to it.

19. You don’t need to worry about how big the difference is between me and the photo, whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you must know that I will not live with you in the future.

20. Men are like this. If you cough when he is fine, he will think you have cancer. If you commit suicide in front of him while he is playing games, he will not even see it.

21. What's wrong? Don't forget that your new love is the old shoes I once threw away!

22. Throw away things you don’t like, block people you hate, take a nap when you’re unhappy, delete photos you’re tired of looking at, confess your feelings to someone you like, and eat love when you’re hungry. Eat food, um, sort out your mood, and from now on, don't pour out your bitterness, don't get drunk, don't shed tears for people who don't deserve it. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I want to be with you forever

1. If you can’t give me a future, don’t disturb my present.

2. The moonlight falls on my palms through the window, and my thoughts stay on the past with you.

3. If you get other people’s secrets, you will lose your own happiness.

4. -On graduation day, I want to hug the person I like in the name of leaving.

5. Realistic and romantic perfectionists whose brains are being eaten

6. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I want to be with you for the rest of my life

7. -Use the despair you gave me to give her all the holes in her body,

8. Everyone must admit: I miss the way it used to be, but at the same time, you must also accept the fact that everything has changed. .

9. I am afraid that he has seen so much of your fearless look that he has forgotten that you are also weak. You are a girl after all.

10. Missing someone. How much journey does it take before we gradually get closer or forget about it.

11. We are walking in the evening breeze. My heart is hesitating inside. Your eyes are undercurrent outside.

12. Love is so short. And forgetting is so long

13. A roaming chat record can ruin so many people and see through so many people.

14. But I believe in love and my dreams will come true one day.

15. I am not a beauty, but I am sure that I am a troublemaker.

16. In fact, if you are good, you don’t need to meet and talk every day. As long as you believe in each other, how tempting it is for him and her. I won't leave you.

17. If we can’t be together, we can’t be together. Maybe a lifetime is not that long

18. Money is like water. If you don’t have a little, you will die of thirst. If you have too much, you will drown. .

19. In the missed years, the beautiful crape myrtle flowers bloomed in the northern desert, but they were deserted, in the spring and summer of reincarnation.

20. When one day you find that I no longer cry, fuss and lose my temper with you, that’s when you lose me