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Talking about men

Talking about men

First, there is an ironic feeling, capitalized hehe. But gold always shines. Although my mother can't kill a cockroach, she is also a lamb to be slaughtered. The small universe doesn't have to explode. By the way, my dad and my mom had a fight. You repeatedly pushed away my father's hand on my mother's shoulder, and then held my mother's face and kissed her mouth. Father tried to hug you in distress, but you refused decisively and buried your head in my arms. Hey hey, little Nuo Nuo, my mother will depend on you in the future.

Second, women want to find a safe haven through marriage. They like men who are resolute, cheerful and responsible, but despise men who are timid, indecisive and hesitant. Therefore, men should fully show their excellent qualities in front of women.

Third, I am watching Adult Stage again today. In two years, everyone has really grown a lot. The gas field temperament is completely different. It's really great. It will definitely be better.

As we all know, Jun Xiu is a man of his word. If he unexpectedly agrees to use social software at a later signing meeting because of the strong desire of fans.

Although you were born in poverty! How enviable it is to have a healthy, happy and carefree childhood. I wish Xiaoman a safe and happy growth!

6. I can't be so quiet anymore, I want to be a noisy person!

Seven, a man's style is considerate of his loved ones and lovers. Simple and delicate like a child, gentle and virtuous like a charming woman; To outsiders, I am fearless of difficulties. Hold your chest high, don't panic, be calm and calm. Much ado about nothing, something is not afraid of anything. Remember, you will always be the strongest pillar and load-bearing wall of the family!

Eight, the law is another wonderful style here. Haha, Tao Tao really likes you, from a child to a responsible man. The program is very hard, come on.

Nine, China man, now is very dangerous, one has no faith and belief, and the other has no blood. Where is masculinity and mind? If you want to die for a woman, you must have the ability and perseverance to bear the blow. It's not that you can cross easily, it's all a girl's bubble.

10. brief and beautiful in summer in England. In a blink of an eye, I will meet my little man, too. I hope we can be good parents and you will grow up happily and healthily.

Eleven, only three things can stop a real man from moving forward, the kind hands of parents, the lonely back of brothers and the smile of favorite girls.

Twelve, the personality is particularly lively, especially a man's face really seems to have ADHD.

Thirteen, children's mental health, children's emotional intelligence is enough, children are ready to help others, have masculinity, children are willing to explore, and even children like to write essays, but they are poor at math. What's the matter? Children can't be trained as experimental machines! Successful people are not very good at school!

Fourteen, this little treasure wakes up every day and looks at the ceiling without crying. He was sprayed with water in the shower and didn't cry. Usually adults don't make noise when they talk with their eyes wide open. When they go out to play, they are very happy and always calm. He doesn't need to be coaxed except when he is sleepy and hungry. I think he is a little man.

15. When I read Liu Tong's book, I didn't expect that I was reading a book written by an uncle in his thirties, and his handwriting was delicate like a girl's. Then I went on reading big ice's book. It's really masculine, and the contrast is strong. Sure enough, it was the author who was reading.

Sixteen, I don't love the jealousy of girls and the scheming that I can't hide all the time, so girls who are really like men are always more likely to attract the same sex. But I didn't. It's just that I always spit and can't help but grow those dark, vicious and ashamed things in my heart.

Bao Xiao has a little cough these days, but his mental state is very good. When I was put to bed tonight, my mother pretended to have nightmares and called for help. Bao Xiao immediately patted his mother and shouted, "Don't be afraid, I'm here!" ! Mom expects the sweet little man to grow up quickly!

Eighteen years old, time flies. I woke up in bed and watched several issues of Real Man Time. It's past 5: 30.

Nineteen, I often don't know what I am entangled in, what I care about, and what I care about. It seems that I always haggle over every ounce, deliberately embarrass my own thoughts, and strive to be an open person! If you don't look at small things and don't worry, there won't be so many, but if you take a selfie half a month ago, hahahaha.

20. Listen, Luffy, you have to taste both victory and defeat. You have experienced the bitterness of running around and the painful and sad memories before you can truly become an independent man. It doesn't matter even if you cry. You must get through this!

Twenty-one, it is easy for a man to regret for a lifetime if he hesitates. Ah, my favorite Zhao Min is best equipped with central air conditioning, Mr. Zhang Wuji.

Twenty-two, Chen Man Jon, playing games ~ also hurt his finger.

Twenty-three, the family where the poet was born is often inseparable from the rule of women. So the poet spent his whole life looking for masculinity in his face! Mental fatigue disturbs the senses.

Twenty-four, after I tossed and turned all night, it finally couldn't help looking elsewhere. It must think that I disturb people's dreams over and over again; I happened to be fed up with its sissy and disgruntled voice. I think it is becoming less and less like a man, and will whisper a little thing later. It's good. On the first night of one person and one cat, we bored each other to death

I dare to do everything a man does. No one is braver than me. Macbeth's V is vendetta.

I must find a boyfriend who can sing men, I swear.

Twenty-seven, if girls don't need to work so hard, then I must be a boy and a man now.

Twenty-eight, I was in trouble last night. I bravado, had an accident on a rainy day and hit a small hole in the taxi. There's nothing wrong with people. It's a slight scratch. The Gigi Lai brothers handled everything very manly. I woke up a little scared. If you get hurt because of me, won't I blame myself for a lifetime? I can't imagine. I did something wrong and should be criticized. It's time to introspect and cherish life.

Twenty-nine, boys are the pillars of the future family, and they have to bear many responsibilities and obligations. The sense of ownership can make boys willing to take responsibility for the family, learn to pay for the family, and do their duty of protection and care for the family. This is the real man!

I'm not tired-because I still have a long way to go. I am a man, so I should stand tall and be a man. There is still a long way to go. It is my destiny to be brilliant in the future. Smile at every day. Let's go

Love is beautiful and enviable, but I hope you can understand that love will not be everything to you. It is my greatest pleasure to choose what you choose and protect what you love like a real man.

I am immature and have no sense of responsibility. I hope to be a real man in the future. A little change, let people around me feel my change first.

To all the students in foreign language schools, you are my pride. Remember to fight together this summer. You are the cutest men and full of life.

Thirty-four years old, I used to think that Liu Haoran was a good boy when I saw a real man. He's fine in every way. He is a clean stream in small fresh meat. Sure enough! Let me sum up, Liu Haoran, July and Leo will be the main direction for me to join the army of fans ~

Thirty-five, I am a little man, helping my mother move things, gnome male-".

Come and put this on, it's a man! Come on, don't always watch TV. Wear this red one and bring the bear to bed. Well, that's all right. Don't kill me when you grow up.

I'm sorry to come to Beijing to meet my dear brother. I hope my brother will be happy and become an independent and responsible man!

38. I live on the top floor, and it rains and thunders outside. I feel the house shaking when it thunders! As a real man! I can't help but get scared.

39. The moment when the baby only needs you is the happiest moment for every mother and the brightest moment for every woman. But one day, you don't need your mother's arms anymore. I wish you, like a real man, the courage to face everything in your life alone, be positive, optimistic and grow up healthily.

Forty, in order to show Haoran Didi Real Man, I didn't expect it to be surprisingly good, and I burst into tears after reading the first issue. Ran He was only 17 years old, which reminded me of my big cousin in the military school. What he has suffered is far from what he saw on TV, and it is not just his understatement that soldiers who are tired after training deserve everyone's worship.

Forty-one, I want to understand that I used to be too inferior, too cowardly and too immature! As a man, be a man whenever and wherever you face anything! Everyone should be as confident, brave, mature and steady as a man, full of positive energy! I want to reinvent myself and change myself!

Forty-two, a man took his son to IKEA yesterday. He has always been sensible and obedient, and the little man takes care of his mother. This is commendable. I love you very much.

Forty-three, a thoroughbred man, began to like this doll at this age.

Forty-four, I tried a lot recently and was rejected a lot. Nothing else, just one of so many things that I can finish smoothly. Makes me feel that hard work pays off. I already find it difficult to make money. I already feel that society is unfriendly to me. This year after graduation, I hope to make a difference and be a sunny, confident and responsible man.

Forty-five, time flies, the years have passed, the former young man has grown into an adult, and the sister-in-law has grown into the mother of the child. What precious photos, you should take good care of them.

The lyrics of a real man The real man's tenth ending song

real man

Word: Long Shaojie

Song: Dragon

Producer: Long Shaojie

Chorus: We long for glory.

Eager to beat all opponents again and again.

Whether it is windy or rainy, it will still rush forward.

We rushed over and broke through all the obstacles.

A blooming umbrella, a blooming mission.

Fall from the sky and win the battle

Yang: At sunrise, Gan Ling held his ground in a bloody battle in Taihang.

The cry of the British soul still echoes in my ears for a long time.

Received the national flag clenched by the predecessors.

Walking in the battlefield of air and space, I want to be a contemporary Huang Jiguang.

Kim: Get ready for sunrise every day.

Look at me, Thor. The bullet is loaded. Brothers, come with me.

Chorus: We long for glory.

Eager to beat all opponents again and again.

Whether it is windy or rainy, it will still rush forward.

We rushed over and broke through all the obstacles.

A blooming umbrella, a blooming mission.

Fall from the sky and win the battle

Yang: Wind, frost, rain and snow can't put out the fire in your heart.

King: Nothing can change our faith.

Yang: A real man lives and dies.

Chorus: We long for glory.

Eager to beat all opponents again and again.

Whether it is windy or rainy, it will still rush forward.

We rushed over and broke through all the obstacles.

A blooming umbrella, a blooming mission.

Fall from the sky and win the battle

We long, long, long for a glory.

Eager to beat all opponents again and again.

Whether it is windy or rainy, it will still rush forward.

We rushed over and broke through all the obstacles.

A blooming umbrella, a blooming mission.

Fall from the sky and win the battle

Real men, Tong Liya's classic quotations.

Tong Liya: Report to the captain that I was wrong.

Tong Liya: With tenacious perseverance, stick to it and come on.

Tong Liya: Jiang can blow for a lifetime. Zhang: He shouldn't. If it's Z.TAO, it will.

Tong Liya: What if my strength is not so great?

Tong Liya: We are girls. I think we are more timid than boys, but if we do well, we will ask for rewards.

Tong Liya: If you can't hear us, it proves that we are not loud enough.

Tong Liya: Monitor, just pretend to be weak.

Tong Liya: My confidence comes from protecting my monitor from below.

Tong Liya: Husband Chen Sicheng Sicheng: Wait a minute. I'm filming now.

Tong Liya: It's a lifetime experience.

Tong Liya: I think we are really great. Although we may not be able to do it, we are really working hard.

Tong Liya: Our classmate Leijiacha etc. is too serious.

Tong Liya: Is he selling cuteness?

Tong Liya: If I really want to, I will look up at the blue sky. We are the most beautiful color in the blue sky.

Tong Liya: Are you different?

A real man, Yang Mi's classic quotations, Yang Mi's golden sentences

Yang Mi: Liu Duichang is very strict. He is the kind of person who doesn't get angry or bully himself.

Yang Mi: Tell the instructor, can I take off my coat, too? This coat is heavy.

Yang Mi: Monitor, is your surname Wang, Xiaowei?

Yang Mi: Dare not sit on the bed.

Yang Mi: I hope the mung bean soup can be refilled next time.

Yang Mi: Xiao Weiwei is called Xiao Weiwei behind her back.

Yang Mi: I wonder if I can buy sunscreen.

Yang Mi: This male and female servant can't do it.

Yang Mi: Motto: Persistence is victory.

Yang Mi: Monitor, don't drag your feet.

Yang Mi: Sure enough, there is no air conditioning.

Yang Mi: Monitor, relax. We will protect you.

Yang Mi: You can tell people when you go out in the future. People say why don't you go to heaven? I said we went to heaven.

Yang Mi: He gives out compressed biscuits before big events.

Yang Mi: I especially don't want to leave our little Weiwei.

Yang Mi: I think it's the feeling of fighting for honor when the small universe erupts.

Yang Mi: Overcome all difficulties Li Rui: Eliminate all competitors.

Yang Mi: Is Z.TAO funny? Get ready for push-ups

Yang Mi: Girls can't resist this warm man.

Yang Mi: This is our class, and you are our class flower.

Yang Mi: Do you live with me? The monitor lives alone. There are obviously four beds.

Yang Mi: Can the baby stop playing?

Yang Mi: Give me an hour, and I'm sure I can finish it.

Yang Mi: I think the sky is mine and I am the master.

Yang Mi: I have never been emotional since I was a child. It's up to you.