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Don't be mean: for some people, I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well.

1. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head casually when you encounter any difficulties.

2. There is a story behind every foodie.

3. pants don't know what dependence is until they lose their belts.

Your IQ always makes it easy for me to forgive your mistakes.

There is no cure for stupidity.

6. It's not that I'm twitching, it's that the wind is whipping me.

7. Go after anyone you like. Now girls can't run fast.

8. If you know that I love you, you won't let me hit on you.

9. Those who rob my partner are infertile.

10. Don't keep a low profile, that's what I want to do.

1 1. People with high values often don't care about grades.

12. Actually, I'm cute. Do you want to try to like me?

13. prepare some spare tires, stay in love, and break up later.

14. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

15. I am tired because I have something extra in my heart, just like being full.

16. You said you were a little hard to chase, so I hacked you.

17. My confession has always been simple and rude, so I have time to sleep together.

18. If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, then you should have the consciousness to be a woman.

19. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.

20. Being a charming bastard, kindness is unpleasant.

I believe there are some people I never need to wait for.

1, no one is always seventeen, but some people are always seventeen.

Happiness is not to get everything you want, but to enjoy everything you have.

3, the so-called melodramatic, is clearly in anger, but make a look at the world, always say that they have been chilling.

I know how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid rejection is to reject others first. -Wong Kar-wai's "Ashes of Time"

Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

6. People who are eager to climb the summit will never stop climbing because they miss the exotic flowers and plants halfway up the mountain.

7. The saddest person in the world is that he has no advantages to show off, but covers up his poor inferiority with annoying arrogance and boasting.

8. Love is like a shell on the beach-don't pick the biggest, don't pick the most beautiful, pick what you like, and never go to the beach again.

9. I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim. -Lin "The King of K Songs"

10, I hate this amateur opponent. Obviously, we can put on a good show and have a happy ending, but he just wants me to be schizophrenic and full of darkness. His personality is so complicated that he should win an Oscar trophy back. -Bao Jingjing's "33 Days of Lovelorn Love"

1 1. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

12, everyone is a king and domineering in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you. -Zhang Ailing

13, have you ever had such an experience? When I was a teenager, I was inexplicably proud and stubborn. I insist on saying no to the person I like, being stubborn, violent and hurting each other, and then wait until my hair turns white before I regret it. Such feelings, such people, only once in a lifetime, want to turn back, but can't.

Happiness is repetition. Every day, I talk on the phone with my favorite person, travel, repeat a promise and dream, listen to his childhood memories of 28 years old, celebrate his birthday on the same day every year, and accompany him on Valentine's Day, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve every year. Even quarrels are repetitive, quarreling over trifles, then having a cold war, madly missing each other, and finally making up.

15, please stand by my side firmly and spend the spring and autumn warmth together.

16, I used to go shopping to buy clothes and order food in restaurants. He always knows which one I want when I look at it, but he just says it's a coincidence every time. It's been a long time since we broke up, so we met again at the reunion. I was looking at the sample when I bought shaved ice, and he just chose the point. I kept asking him, just laughing. After dinner, he sang in KTV. Amid the noise, he sat opposite and texted, I can only recognize what you like, because I have lived in it for several years.

17. Sometimes, I wish I had a pair of wise eyes to see through me and understand everything about me, including all the beauty and absurdity. Those eyes can penetrate my most essential soul and go straight to my inner self. Her words can solve all my puzzles or have a sharp evaluation of what I have done. -San Mao

18, 19 years old, I looked forward to his disability every day, even if it was a fracture, so that I could stay with him all day and prove to him how much I love him. He died at two o'clock this morning. Sitting on the balcony, wearing headphones, listening to music and watching the sea with tears, thank you for giving me a woman's best first love. For five years, I wanted to write poetry every day for five years, and we were together. Take the road to heaven and pray for your soul to rest in peace. -Song Dandan

19, the fastest and the slowest, the longest and the shortest, the most common and the most precious, the most easily overlooked and most regrettable thing in the world is time.

20. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

I believe there are some people I never need to wait for.

1. Love is like a piece of paper. If it is folded, it will leave a mark.

2, talk about the so-called commitment, but I became a slave to feelings without hesitation.

Every time you appear, it will disrupt my present life.

4. I am just a living being who is afraid of loneliness and injury.

You promised me a lot, and finally let me go alone.

6. In fact, few people I know really care about me.

7. You will only think of my importance when you are not playing games.

Even if I stand in front of you, you are as expressionless as when we first met.

9. At the moment I opened my arms, who heard my heart broken?

10, because I love you, I gave up a lot. Because you love her, you gave up on me.

1 1, there is always someone who can completely hurt you in one sentence.

12, don't forget someone deliberately, you will forget if you don't contact for a long time.

13, waiting for a person or a story

14, smile, we often cry at night.

15, we started with enviable happiness, but you ended with wishes for your happiness.

16. Why do you say' I want you to take care of me' every time I want to care about you?

17, forget about your pain and ask yourself to give yourself a result.

18, put on the door, just want to express your feelings.

19, I just don't know anything but love you.

You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood.

2 1, my former brother was bigger than the sky, but now my brother can't compare with money.

I gave my heart to you, but you were cruel to me.

23. Pearl is a shell's lifelong distress, and you are my lifelong concern.

24. It is more difficult to forget you than to forget yourself.

25. I don't want to be alone, because if I always think about it, I will be very sad.

26. Never a likable type. What's the pity of being misunderstood?

27. I like you. There is no reason. Just because you are you.

28. What I can't quit is not smoking, but missing.

29. Do you know how hurtful the word "Never mind" is?

30. A heart with a big fist can't bear so much.

3 1, blame me for being too incompetent to buy the happiness you gave me.

Because you have finished playing the game, talk to me when you have time.

33. In my world, if you want to leave, please delete the interview record consciously.

34. I believe there are some people I never need to wait for.

What makes us strangers?

No matter what kind of life you want, I will accompany you all your life/every day.

I let myself leave you, but why am I still waiting for you here?

I don't want to forget you, even if I can, I would rather remember all my sorrows.

39. I have a good life. Where you are, I am full of sunshine.

If alcohol can paralyze the heart and stop the pain, I hope it is forever.

Some people, we don't know how to give up, say don't go, but say go.

1. People who are friendly to me can feel my kindness, and those who are hostile to me can feel my evil. Everything happens for a reason, and I can treat you as you treat me.

2. No new boyfriend after breaking up. I feel like I'm widowed with my ex!

3. A life with faith, whether successful or not, will at least not be confused. A meaningful trip, whether it reaches the end or not, at least won't regret it. A right person, whether he goes to the end or not, will at least not be lonely.

Many girls designed n kinds of weddings for themselves when they were young, and gave their children countless names. They fantasize about the beautiful life after marriage, and time passes by, until the marriageable age passes, their dreams are exhausted, and the idea of having children is exhausted. Our wedding didn't take place as scheduled. Then I let it go, but I met someone who could almost get married, had a vulgar wedding and lived the most necessary life. dream ...

It turns out that when you were young, you fell in love with someone. Look at his face. You want to be cute in front of him and make him love himself more. But at this age, you really don't please anyone. I feel comfortable with anyone, including friends. When I am tired, I will stay away. If you like me and I like you, we will be together. We don't like each other, so don't be together. -Song Dandan

6. In many difficult times, you will ask yourself why people who have appeared have no results. But it is these enterprising people who have made you who you are now: some people make you wash your hands and learn soup willingly, while others make you calm down to write and read books, so the whole person will become more and more beautiful. At first, when you try high heels, you will never think that it is your steady wearing of high heels that attracts that fruitful person.

7. The wind can blow a big piece of white paper, but it can't blow a butterfly away, because the power of life lies in disobedience.

8. Don't keep saying you love someone. All you have to do is make yourself excellent, make her feel happy when she sees you, and everyone knows that you are a good match, that's all.

9. He doesn't like you. It's no use showing up at his side on purpose. The candy you gave him is not sweet. What are you doing from time to time? In his view, this is the same as the nature of sales information. He can't understand your thoughtfulness in status update. It doesn't matter if you cry to death. He is your life background, and you are his A, B and D..

10, don't mention sad things at night, leave sad things for the day, it's nothing.

1 1. If you can't say it, you will understate it. Some things can't be waved away, so they are lightly written. No matter how the world treats you, please continue to work hard; Life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Someone always leaves, and someone always comes. Life is really simple, don't always force yourself. Life is like a circle, and the end point is also the starting point.

12, when I was studying, I was asked to be poetic and full of books. When looking for someone, you are required to be beautiful. When you get married, ask you to be virtuous and virtuous. When taking care of children, you are required to be a good wife and mother. You have been asked, in fact, you don't need to pay attention to all the requests, and you don't need to please. All you have to do is be nice to yourself. Don't cry for each other and break your heart, don't be defeated by the truth and give up the future, and don't pray for turning back and losing your dignity.

13, a woman without benign self-growth must be the same "dissatisfied wife" in a few years, no matter what the situation; A quality woman should be like bamboo, self-renewal, self-growth and self-improvement. No one can help a woman who doesn't save herself, not a prince or a prodigal son.

14, in fact, our problem is also two words-greed and laziness. Because of greed, we have too many unrealistic ideas, which are slightly unsatisfactory. All kinds of jealousy, negative emotions, negative energy go hand in hand, and you are unhappy all day. Because of laziness, we are always unprepared, always one step behind others, always missing opportunities and always unhappy. It's time to stop being willful and be hard on yourself. What you need is change.

15, there are two kinds of girls. One is to use men as umbrellas. When it rains on cloudy days and the sun is poisoned, I need you and rely on you. Another is to use men as parachutes. Important events only need you once, but if you can't do it this time, there will be no need to exist in the future. Therefore, men should learn to be nice to their girlfriends who don't make demands easily.

16, it is the person you love who cured your temper, but the person who loves you endured your temper.

17, I have always believed that it is not easy for anyone who has lived far from his hometown to grow up. Wu Danru

18, always remember that with important people, their faces are more important than your mobile phone screen.

19, there are some people we don't know how to give up, and even saying goodbye can only rely on tearing our faces. My heart says no, but my mouth says get out. There will be no future when the mountains are high and the water is long.

20. People should learn to respect themselves. First of all, they should learn not to force anyone, including themselves.