It makes people feel speechless and funny.

1, food doesn't have to be on the table!

2, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

No matter how good you are, some people will despise you. No matter how unbearable you are, someone will treat you like life.

5. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom looked at me and said, yes, in the pot. Help yourself.

6. Time can really change a person. For example, you used to be ugly, but now you are even uglier.

7. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

8. The tragedy of being single is that a person eats hot and sour powder and accidentally gets it in his eyes, afraid to go away and wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the door, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

9. Girls delete their ex's contact information in order to get rid of the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent.

10, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

1 1. Modern sadness has flooded, remember to be good to yourself.

12, I just want to hold your hand all my life, and I'm afraid that once I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

13, on the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

14, buy a new mobile phone, and unlock the face recognition screen. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

15, don't think that your girlfriend is idolized, and an idolized one can have a crush on you.

16, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

17. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

18, don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

19, the so-called eating goods, massive when hungry, uncomfortable when not hungry!

20, the spring breeze can't blow you ten miles, where it falls, it will hit a pit.

2 1. Ask me for a gift for Children's Day. I can give it, but you should pay attention to it on Father's Day in a few days.

22, I want to lose weight, lose weight, if the food comes, then I will talk while eating.

23, be a layman, no other requirements, clean and free. I wish you are ridiculously cute, and your speech seems to be cute.

24. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

25. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

26. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

27. The best song to listen to when confessing to eating food: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky.

28. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

29. The older you get, the better your temper, probably because you don't care more and more.

30. What's wrong with eating? When you eat food, you only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?

3 1, my heart is not a bus, you can take it if you have a seat.

32. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

On my birthday, my boyfriend made up a grass ring and gave it to me, saying that you are one, I am one, and we will be together forever. I was moved to tears, so I found a poor man.

34. I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will die without you.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

36. Why do I often cry? Because I'm so sleepy.

People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a luxurious yellow diamond.

38. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude, without condoms!

39. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.

40. I quarreled with others today, and I didn't want to know what could make the other person speechless until I was lying in bed at night. Alas, it's a pity that I'm so excited and incoherent today.

4 1, you leave when you say it, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

42, eating goods said: If life is the first time, a bowl of wonton and a bowl of noodles.

43, don't think about those messy fart matter, full of money is not good? Shallow and happy!

44. Evil Monday is coming again. As a foodie, besides eating something good, how can I comfort my broken heart?

45. I have a crush on a girl for a long time, but I don't know how to get her to notice me. I can only work hard to make money silently, and then I followed many members when she got married, and finally succeeded in attracting her attention.

46. Destiny is a book. Inadvertently, it is wrong to turn around. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

47. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

48. If you listen to too many lies, you will learn to lie. If you watch too many lies, you will become blind.

49. I hope someone will give you calm love and accompany you to see the flowing scenery.

50. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

5 1, all your mistakes are because of you. You are not smart, sophisticated, mature, perfect or excellent.

I really envy those who forget to eat when they can work.

53. It is said that girls are beautiful only if they are confident, and beautiful girls are not confident.

54. If you have a dream, stick to it. The alarm clock is ringing, so you should turn it off quickly and go back to sleep.

If you can't finish some things, leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

56. I couldn't help but burst into tears when I saw my parents trembling in the car. I bowed deeply to them in the car and my head was caught in the door.

57. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, ask if you are full!

58. My teacher confiscated my game machine. When I returned it to me at the end of the term, I found that all the games were cleared.

59. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say: each generation is worse than the next?

60. The reason why you are not hacked is because you can see how miserable you are when you are lost, and then you will be full of energy in an instant.

6 1, liking someone can't be hidden, even if it is hidden in the closet, it will still be discovered by the husband.

62. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

64. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. The mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.

65. When you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; Eat delicious food to entertain yourself when you are bored!

66. Turn off the lights when you are young, and always rush to bed at high speed!

67. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

68. When you push your luck, consider whether I am easy to mess with.

69. Girls who love to laugh are not unlucky. If they are unlucky, they can't laugh.

70. Born in Shengliang, Yu He; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?

7 1, many people have advised me to eat by my face, but I don't. I have to eat by mouth, or I'm embarrassed to cook a meal!

72. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, which eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

73. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

74. It is said that women are lewd. In fact, there are only five kinds of lascivious women: gold, pink iPhone, white BMW, black mink clothes and colored RMB!